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  2. Green Carrington, while smoking a Carrington brand cigarette in his high-rise corner office, hears word of the results. Suspicious, he immediately directs the Secret Service of the Department of the Imperial Treasury to launch a full investigation into the Helena Senate Elections of 1760.
  3. I am Green Carrington and I endorse this message
  4. Updated history, family, reports
  5. CARRINGTON AND CO. ™ Everything has a price. CATACLYSM AND THE CARRINGTONS On recent events Official Statement Issued as of the 6th of Snow’s Maiden, 1759 IN LIGHT OF RECENT EVENTS, Carrington and Co.™ does wish to respond to recent allegations and assure shareholders, employees, and the general public to maintain confidence. FIRSTLY, to make clear the truth behind the vicious and falsified rumours circulated in a recent publication. https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/189532-helena-under-fire-the-carringtons-bring-cataclysm/ Carrington & Co denies any involvement with the events of the Helenic Demon attack of 1757. Any claims of collusion between the company and the attack of the beast Televor are thus deemed ludicrous and lacking any form of evidence. Whilst the attack did occur upon Carrington property, Green was busy arranging food relief aid for refugees and orphans. “Let’s get down to the bronze, folks, and admit it true: Mr. Green ain’t speaking mysterious tongues, just the honest language of good business.” A witness from the scene of the horrific firestorm attack Thus, the “Helena Under Fire! The Carringtons bring Cataclysm!” missive is regarded as a erroneous publication with very little basis in any form of factual evidence and/or claims. ‘Heinrich the Hornet’ is hereby asked to cease public declarations of a defamatory manner, else legal implications shall be considered. SECONDLY, to address the fanciful falsehoods detailed in the https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/189586-institutional-prejudice-helena/ Carrington & Co.™ is proud of our independence, having achieved our success through sheer force of will. In fact, we have faced nothing but hurdles from the Helenan administration, blocking initiatives and facing ludicrous fines. The city farms and animal pens, public to all citizens, were established and funded by Carrington & Co.™ In addition, besides subsidizing the Dragon’s Rest Tavern at great cost to us, we have seen to the founding of a number of small, independent businesses including; Nadya’s Smithy, Jason’s Busy Cake Bakery, and Cleo’s Hampton Tea, offering them supplies at below market rates and assisting in financial costs, at no benefit to the Company at large. We pursue these initiatives not only because of our love for Helena, but because we believe in the free market and wish to see all entrepreneurs succeed. We have spent over 100,000 minas in supporting these businesses and buying goods we do not need from Helenan citizens. THIRDLY, and perhaps most importantly, a mysterious force has obliterated the Carrington & Co.™ headquarters located in the Helena branch. Considered the most important asset in the entirety of Arcas’ existence, this storage was recorded at harboring the largest repository of items across the world. The value of stored items was calculated at tripling the entirety of Arcas’ mina by all parties combined. Additionally, this storage depot was the source of nearly every trade exchanged in Arcas. The predicted repercussions are only based on conjecture. The reality is, no one can accurately know how this will affect the global economy, and by extension, the lifestyle of the ubiquitous citizen. Financial experts analyze that this is a mere fluctuated dip in the market, and should return back to its healthy state once correctional measures are taken. The Directors of Carrington & Co.™ are cooperating with nation leaders and financial Dwarven shamans to bailout the market, and reach into the [REDACTED] reserve to replace the insured losses. We assure you, all will go back to normal soon. As to how this disastrous crisis even occurred, hired Halfling private investigators are working tirelessly to find the inception. While investigation is still pending, the executive detectives are surfacing evidence that it’s the result of the revered Blundermore’s magical maldoings. Conclusive analysis chalks this up to the ancient wizard Blundermore’s return, with the disappearance of the shop being his most recent target. His reasons for this malicious act are unknown, as most of his acts historically are. Void of speculation, our investigators will find Blundermore’s intentions, and persecute him accordingly. Following a dip in the market during the Atheran expedition (1756-1757), profits have been soaring. Not even halfway through the current tracked year (1758), over 50,000 minas in income has already been recorded in just one yearly quarter. The above graph demonstrates how in 3 saintly days, profits are already greater than the previous 14 saints days. Allow this simple visual to inspire some confidence despite the recent events. In fact, the Company does wish to announce in good graces the charity endeavours of present and future. In a bid to support local Imperial industries, the Company shall be offering sponsorship and financial aid to those projects deemed to be of importance to culture & growth. MOST RECENTLY, Carrington & Co.™ funded the Hanseni Festivals and their various prize & organisational requirements. A sum of two thousand and eight hundred minae was offered in the support of the festival. Carrington & Co. is proud of their sponsorship of such cultural events, and vow our continued support to our friends in Haense. SECONDARY TO THAT, Carrington & Co.™ helped to establish the Mary Philippa Foundation, setting aside 10,000 minas for the betterment of Helenan institutions of education and the arts. FINALLY, Carrington & Co.™ intends to continue conducting events at cost to the Company. Expect the second round of Helena Ninja Warrior in the upcoming year, more Casino nights, and the first edition of Helena Shark Tank shortly. Mr. Green will not be taking any further questions at this time. Green Carrington, President of the Board Jasper Carrington, Chairman of the Board & City Commissioner Mary Phillipa D’Arkent, Expert Advisor & Mob Wife Friedrich Carrington, Chairman of the Board & District Attorney Viktor Carrington, Chairman of the Board Red Rogers-Carrington, Chairman of the Board & City Clerk Charlie Carrington, Chairman of the Board Alpha Carrington, Chairman of the Board & Director of Tavern Affairs
  6. Updated some stuff. Year of 1756 report
  7. Green steps out to a news conference “The board of directors has no comment at this time”
  8. History and partners updated Year of 1755 YEAR REPORT INCOME EXPENSE REVENUE 2/14-2/21 59651 30456 90107 A painting of the Union of Carrington-D’Arkent, by Lauritz – 1756
  9. Year of 1754 report YEAR REPORT INCOME EXPENSE REVENUE 2/5-2/14 55389 34135 89524
  10. Green Carrington laughs at the notion of being under the administration and oversight of the treasury
  11. Updated history, company overview and some other stuff Artists rendition of the trial of the Pontifical Conspiracy, depicting Cardinal Boniface’s testimony – 1753
  12. Welcome to Fred, newest Carrington bro Friedrich “Fred” Carrington (___Sneaky___) Director of Legal Fairs and company adjudicator.
  13. Green begins putting together an escort to safely deliver Joe to Helena from the [REDACTED] safehouse
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