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  1. Baconthief

    Most darkies every caught on a screenshot in the history of lotc http://imgur.com/tdwfHRH

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Was a dark elf wedding I did. Didn't have blood or edginess there at all, I swear.

    3. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      And go for it

    4. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      Darkhaven was edgy.

  2. Baconthief

    Question of the day. Do zombies **** themselves? Or does the food just build up in the tommeh?

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    2. J

      J

      Yeah. They poopadoopa themselves because they lack the knowledge for hygiene.

    3. Space

      Space

      Stomach explodes. Jeez, read the Zombie Survival Guide.

    4. Fimlin

      Fimlin

      Needless to say, zombies are not, in the slightest, potty-trained.

  3. Baconthief

    My favorite anime is corry in the house

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    2. Aislin

      Aislin

      agreed

    3. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Oh, jonhan. That's probably my favorite. Way underrated, forgot all about that series.

    4. Rassidic

      Rassidic

      9/11 calls are really the /best/ anime.

  4. Baconthief

    So happy that the darkies have evoled to a point to where even if you mention a spider, darkies get grossed out and angry. Came a long way.

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Dak did too. Alakagh reacts more than mizz

    3. zaezae

      zaezae

      Yeah homie we did it independent *****.

    4. oblivionsbane

      oblivionsbane

      I think they get angry no matter what you say to them.

  5. Baconthief
    http://praisetehancestors.corgiorgy.com/ -LeoWarrior Made this
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    2. GloriaPreussens

      GloriaPreussens

      dat nostalgia doe

    3. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      The Morrowind nastalga is hitting me so hard these days outlanders

    4. Cordial__

      Cordial__

      What did I just see...

  6. Baconthief

    Back on the server :D What happened to my minas:P

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    2. Skippy

      Skippy

      Minas - Wiped.

    3. ♦ Kal ♦

      ♦ Kal ♦

      Depends. Either the map change or the update to 1.2.4. Mina got reset on both accounts.

    4. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Two months :P

  7. Baconthief

    Lmfao, the biggest rp misconception ever

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      No

    3. thewhiteknights(rarethorn)

      thewhiteknights(rarethorn)

      SIr Orcs tried toattack us me and the others are ok but we fear another

    4. Quavinir_Twiceborn

      Quavinir_Twiceborn

      another? another attack? another orc? another typo in your comment onto his page?!?

  8. Baconthief

    Public service announcment: If your dad doesn't have a beard then you've two moms

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    2. Endovelicus

      Endovelicus

      What if your mom also has a beard?

    3. Glasiconas

      Glasiconas

      Then you're the chosen one, Pheonix.

    4. KarmaDelta

      KarmaDelta

      But who is lamp?

  9. Baconthief

    Don't you love it when your new pants dyes your skin tone an obsidian black?

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    2. Major Dom

      Major Dom

      That always happens to me?

    3. hex37

      hex37

      so that's how darkies are made...

    4. High Prophetess Mezua~ ♥ ツ

      High Prophetess Mezua~ ♥ ツ

      That happens? .__.

  10. Baconthief

    I just saw someone punch a baby in rp -_-

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Sentinels do it <_< I literally need to put a leash on them

    3. Braxis

      Braxis

      I remeber watching a dwarf throw an ax at Gideons baby at Aegis .-.

    4. Dr. Eggnog

      Dr. Eggnog

      "sentinels: guards, watchmen, baby-punchers."

  11. Baconthief

    *Gets online* The malinor people: "Khel! Khel! Khel! Khel help me, I lost my keys. Khel~ look at my house. Khel~ sentinels are terrible. Khel~ I need help wiping. The price for being the sexy prince I guess \/_\/

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      I always have rp : )

    3. Ålastorous

      Ålastorous

      You're very lucky. I always have to hand pick people to RP with. >_> lol

    4. Dilara(lotteje13)

      Dilara(lotteje13)

      your just too sexy of a dark elf...

  12. Baconthief
    http://gyazo.com/332cfb467768618058b5231a527aa9d6
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    2. Hylian the Heretic

      Hylian the Heretic

      b& 4 porn

    3. ~≈Panda≈~

      ~≈Panda≈~

      Bow chicka ?

    4. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Wow wow

  13. Baconthief

    Found my application to the server :D

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    2. The Cleaning Crew

      The Cleaning Crew

      I never found mine...I searched for hours :c

    3. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      http://www.lordofthecraft.net/forum/index.php?/topic/22771-baconthiefs-application/
    4. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      It's in the Denied folder o_O Idk what that's about, but I've been on the server for a year and a few months. O_o

  14. Baconthief
    http://r25.cooltext.com/rendered/cooltext917651934.gif
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    2. meg

      meg

      MAGIC

    3. Eleatic

      Eleatic

      That's horrible. D:

    4. BrandNewKitten

      BrandNewKitten

      I don't get it

  15. Baconthief

    Khel gave his 10 year old daughter and his 9 year old nephew a tattoo XD Good ol' darkie culture, it's great when done right :3

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      It's needed

    3. ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      umad :3

    4. Isirack Rivendare

      Isirack Rivendare

      A nice butterfly on their lower back?

  16. Baconthief

    NOOOO Khel's hair!!! D:

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      *Falls down to his knees* WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    3. VonEbs

      VonEbs

      NO! Not the hair...

    4. MamaBearJade

      MamaBearJade

      *cut's laila'a hair and makes wig. "Here to hide your shame."

  17. Baconthief
    http://www.thecivilian.co.nz/north-korea-threatens-to-kill-nicolas-cage/
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    2. Shorsand

      Shorsand

      Brilliant.

    3. meg

      meg

      Lolwot.

    4. Altiak

      Altiak

      Id's happaning.

  18. Baconthief

    Khel scolded his daughter for crying at her sister's funeral. That's some great parenting right here : )

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    2. Braxis

      Braxis

      Pffffffft. When Uthor told his son he was grounded, he threw him in a grave and left him in there for a few hours.

    3. Viscen

      Viscen

      bad darkie parent :((((

    4. WuHanXianShi14

      WuHanXianShi14

      Arts child died a month into pregnancy. Wooo parenting!

  19. Baconthief

    Yeah, couldn't stay away http://www.lordofthecraft.net/forum/index.php?/topic/96949-return-from-reflection/ I'm back baby

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    2. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      General response

      http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4w5jbxdXi1ro2d43.gif

    3. ToenailTickler

      ToenailTickler

      :D

    4. EmeraldStag

      EmeraldStag

      *salutes* I have not much of an idea of who you are, but still. Welcome back. It is great to see someone return from the abyss of the internet and I.R.L.

  20. Baconthief

    Dark Elves, the mexicans of Malinor http://i.imgur.com/2lxUKWF.png ((birdwhisper did the skin))

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    2. VonEbs

      VonEbs

      My sides.

    3. Hunter (sckolar)

      Hunter (sckolar)

      Yeah... Lol

    4. Birdwhisperer

      Birdwhisperer

      That's whatcha get for being mean to Elorna.

  21. Baconthief

    *IS in need of soemthing to do*

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      That isn't very productive. I'll just go play my guitar for hours on end

    3. Elfen_

      Elfen_

      Is too. It is an attempt to create more mali'ker

    4. Aelu / Rel (Combustionary)

      Aelu / Rel (Combustionary)

      But it is. How else will Malinor produce an army?

  22. Baconthief

    Welp. . .ganna go wax my chest

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      And you think I am kidding

    3. Fid

      Fid

      Hawt.

    4. Shorsand

      Shorsand

      ^

  23. Baconthief

    I am in need of something to do

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      ^^^Good answer, I like it

    3. Swgrclan

      Swgrclan

      job a get

    4. ARCHITECUS

      ARCHITECUS

      go home

  24. Baconthief

    On this day, two filthy darkies were born

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Oh, you got some second cousins now btw. Congrats

    3. Agnub

      Agnub

      Best children.

    4. K00l

      K00l

      Wat. Lets make bebes.

  25. Baconthief

    All this leaving, it's a joke : )

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    2. LeRenardNoir

      LeRenardNoir

      Negatory

    3. Scipp3r

      Scipp3r

      lolno

    4. Braxis

      Braxis

      Its not seriously.

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