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  1. There needs to be a guild of lawyers.

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    2. Jibuis Winterborn (Vinnie)

      Jibuis Winterborn (Vinnie)

      No. 1 ace attorney fan willing for assistance

    3. ski_king3

      ski_king3

      Jib, that's Nate and you know it.

    4. FlareGunCalamity

      FlareGunCalamity

      no, im the number one ace attorney fan! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  2. Man, I miss blasting Andrew W.K. and killing Flays that raided Ac'Talareh. Memories, man.

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    2. Flayings

      Flayings

      What. You have never killed the Flays.

    3. nordicg_d

      nordicg_d

      this is a lie

    4. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      lol

      you forget when burk and you lot attacked ac'talareh and legionaires chased you out.

  3. How many posts do you need to change your forum title?

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    2. excited

      excited

      700 I think.

    3. argonian

      argonian

      Some FMs do it for you.

    4. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      500. Or ask an FM.

      By ask, I mean bribe. I like Kit-kats.

  4. sorry that I can't get on today. I'm running a fever of 104 and I can't focus correctly with the dizziness. I think it would be stupid for me to try and RP today.

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    2. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      T'is the season.

    3. Augor

      Augor

      Get better m8

    4. Kaiser

      Kaiser

      >Running fever

      >Snowing (atleast where I am)

      Go outside

  5. I don't have school today. It is the last day of my winter break. I will spend it with a flu that I have been told will heal tomorrow after six days. FEEL SORRY FOR ME

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    2. AgentSunny
    3. El_Hwaldaro

      El_Hwaldaro

      winter sure is broken here, not even a speck of snow

  6. KHAAAAAAANNNNNN

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    2. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      actually I haven't for a long time, but it is my only means of expression in this rage

    3. Hanrahan
    4. Pinsir99

      Pinsir99

      KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

      I had to join in :3

  7. implement a plugin where players can ride other players so that we can carry people efficiently

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    2. monkeypoacher
    3. A Spooky Witch

      A Spooky Witch

      Oh my god then we could play CHICKEN! so mahy +1's

    4. Ibn Khaldun

      Ibn Khaldun

      Hell no, people will then be cybering doggy-style

  8. I may be the first skooma vendor in anthos

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    2. Mephistophelian

      Mephistophelian

      Nah, I had a shifty bloke who sold 'skooma' to others, but none of them liked that I ripped off an elderscrolls drug :P. Sooo, my guy became a clothes maker instead!

    3. Mephistophelian

      Mephistophelian

      That, and the fact that my 'skooma' was just a sparkling potion xD

    4. Watyll

      Watyll

      "Khajiit has wares to sell"

  9. We need to remove one of the realms to minimize the colossal lag spikes we're getting. I vote Anthos.

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    2. Dreek

      Dreek

      I vote gm inactivity world

    3. BrandNewKitten

      BrandNewKitten

      There are like 30 realms.

    4. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      then remove moar realms

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    2. ACanadianCraft (Nate)
    3. Peter Chivay

      Peter Chivay

      if people keep using our word against us i might actually have an aneurysm

    4. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      it's too late sheumgal half of tumblr uses it now

  10. I'd like to make an Orc, I have a character laid out. Any clans taking new members?

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    2. monkeypoacher
    3. the 1 bow

      the 1 bow

      Braduk for lyfe

    4. DrakeHaze.

      DrakeHaze.

      All Clans are taking new members. Current Wargoth clans are: Gorkil, Lur, Yar, Azog

  11. help a pregnant elf assassin was mean to me ;-;

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    2. monkeypoacher
    3. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      PvP-default to assert your dominance.

    4. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      I was pvp-defaulted

      all I had was magma cream

      :::((((

  12. how hard would it be to code an addendum to knockouts that reports a GM whenever someone hits in a state of knockout? no killauras allowed pls.

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    2. Terafir

      Terafir

      Its moderately possible, but there would have to be a system where it only reports a hit from a player who is in knockout every minute or so, to avoid the spam.

    3. Dtrik

      Dtrik

      Could you not just exit out of minecraft after you are "knocked out" by clicking the X in the corner and just say gg that was fun?

    4. Dtrik

      Dtrik

      I am pretty sure that is what most hackers do. Very basic concept.

  13. elf r bad please remove elfs from lore

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    2. Aedan The Bard

      Aedan The Bard

      #AdunianMasterRace

    3. Raptorious

      Raptorious

      literally not even slave race

    4. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      literally

      >literally

      >>>literally

      anus

  14. let it be said drfate789 was the worst script kiddie I ever encountered. RIP in peace

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    2. IevIr4d

      IevIr4d

      I heard he was pheonixpro's alt acc

    3. Aetosion

      Aetosion

      Pheonixpro would take offense

    4. Geo

      Geo

      Damn, shots fired at Kyle

  15. why do we not have NoCheat, or at least some sort of hacking protection?

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    2. Dreek

      Dreek

      i remember talking to tythus about that when I was a gm, can't remember exactly what he said, but pretty sure it conflicted with things we already had on the server

    3. Watty_Banker

      Watty_Banker

      Theres no need. People post Brs and the staff are vigilant.

    4. Dromui

      Dromui

      Csalz was banned with no proof of hacking. I feel like a plugin should be considered.

  16. **** the "animals die if there aren't enough hay bales next to them" plugin

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    2. J

      J

      *sheds a Druidic tear from Travista's comment*

    3. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      *sheds a envious charoodler tear*

    4. Wyvernbane

      Wyvernbane

      We had a pen at my city with 4 cows and sheep in it with tall grass and butt tons of hay. Every day we got on and they were gone.

  17. first one to make me laugh gets 6 copies of Bad Rats.

  18. I've cultivated an addiction to EUIV over the last week.

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    2. Guy d'Yood of Mann

      Guy d'Yood of Mann

      Everything is proceeding as Paradox has foreseen.

    3. craotor

      craotor

      Call me when you have played 800 hours

    4. Ragadorus

      Ragadorus

      finally ready to be true orenian

  19. does anyone have an athera map download

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    2. Pikel Boldshoulder

      Pikel Boldshoulder

      Don't know what period it was saved from, I've also got a snapshot of around the highway and the nations but I can't be bothered uploading that

       

    3. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      I love you, dude.

    4. Pikel Boldshoulder

      Pikel Boldshoulder

      Thank Shiftnative, he's the bomb

  20. ppl have always missed the implicit message in CRP taking a million years: that there are other things to roleplay than murdering someone else, and alternatives to violence exist.

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    2. rukio

      rukio

      *sips tea

    3. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      this is a roleplay server where you can do virtually whatever you want, find a creative way to beat someone in combat or win the conflict through alternative means. I'm just pointing out there are interpersonal, political, legal conflicts as well as violent ones, and people seem to be malding about roleplay default since it makes violence the less easy option

    4. Brawms

      Brawms

      good troll 

  21. freebuild. if you don't implement it, you'll keep hearing it, eventually in your dreams

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    2. Laeonathan

      Laeonathan

      Oh you're volunteering to clean up after it?

    3. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      I volunteer to be Wildlands jannie

    4. monkeypoacher
  22. i find it very interesting that lotc has a dude get outed as a sexpest every couple of months and each time it makes a lot of people feel like they need to signal they are not also sexpests

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    2. rukio

      rukio

      Its too funny not to comment when most of their posts were them asking to play a kid bro

    3. TreeSmoothie

      TreeSmoothie

      It's every month now💀

    4. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      u right rukio u right

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