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Malocchio

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  1. I am great at being a lowly peasant. Figures.

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    2. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      GET OFF MY PROFILE MAN5791 TH E TI FEANS NERD GET OUT

    3. Angmarzku

      Angmarzku

      Never! I will haunt your dreams!

    4. _mkkk_

      _mkkk_

      I STILL LOVE YOU

  2. I have a caravan now. :>

  3. I have a ridiculous urge to write. But I literally have no idea what to write about. Guh.

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    2. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      memoirs of gee de bee

    3. bungo

      bungo

      write a love poem to edmond cross

    4. Tirenas

      Tirenas

      hunwald fan fiction

  4. I think Sahárfajhari will always be my favorite character.

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    2. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      She was super fun but not as... detailed as Sahár.

    3. Nolan_

      Nolan_

      I like her scar : )

    4. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      ...I bet you do.

  5. I wanna wake up in Texas... The ocean's no place for a squirrel...

    1. Anderssn

      Anderssn

      Do I have to remind you that you're white?

    2. Kim

      Kim

      texas aint that cool

  6. If you meet an Italian that calls themself an "Italian Stallion"-- burn them.

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    2. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      Crucify them. They aren't even Italian in the first place.

    3. The Thought Police

      The Thought Police

      What if they're a male uncastrated and Italian horse?

    4. hellfiazz

      hellfiazz

      You wouldn't want to kill Riccardo Saletti, Man of Spaghetti would you?

  7. LUCAS! Welcome to LoTC, bud! Great to see ya'! :D

  8. Never in my life have I been so excited to eat spaghetti.

    1. rathat

      rathat

      What happened? (I love spaghetti, and I'm glad you are exited)

    2. Zhulik
  9. Please do not be that one annoying person who continually taps on something. 

  10. QUANDO VIENE DICEMBRE -

     

     
  11. Rap battles in Savoy TS! @savoy.ts.nfoservers.com

    1. Harri

      Harri

      the savoy ts literally makes me want to die

    2. Delrof

      Delrof

      it was **** and I wasn't even there

  12. Save yourself the consequences and don't be an asshat. Simple as that.

    1. ARCHITECUS

      ARCHITECUS

      yours sits clearly and proudly upon your head

    2. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      thank u for ur concern alty

  13. Sinfyi is a kleptomaniac.

    1. Cracker

      Cracker

      Sinfyi is Indian

  14. Smooth jazz and rainy mood.

  15. That moment when someone thinks a bidet is a water fountain and...

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    2. KentuckyFriedCreeper

      KentuckyFriedCreeper

      That moment when someone mistakes a bidet for a toilet and leaves a smelly surprise for the cleaner...

    3. TeaLulu

      TeaLulu

      Technically it is a water fountain! Just...not for drinking. 

    4. Anawkin

      Anawkin

      That moment when someone thinks a water fountain is a bidet and.,,

  16. The feeling of being generous is really nice.

  17. The feeling of wanting to write but not knowing what to write sucks.

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    2. Nolan_

      Nolan_

      fanfics are good

    3. John Ivory
    4. H

      H

      don't be choosy

      just literally start writing about anything and shape it as it goes

  18. UNBELIEVABLE SIGHTS. INDESCRIBABLE FEELINGS.

    1. Mephistophelian

      Mephistophelian

      Go away you filthy cyberer. We don't need quotes from your cyber logs.

  19. Viva Piñata is an excellent game.

    1. BrandNewKitten

      BrandNewKitten

      Each of my roommates have lost a bit of their life and soul to Viva Piñata

    2. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      Oh, I don't doubt it. The feels when your piñata gets brutally murdered... 

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