Heff 2458 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Smell Evocation a.k.a Fart Magic The Beginning ~ Long ago a halfling named Floop Pattycake was kidnapped by a mage. He had been staying in the mage's tower for months, forced to copy over books and books of spell tomes! The mage planned to sell them to all those new apprentices who were so desperate for magic! Eventually Floop came across a strange tome, talking of how one day a flame evocationist learned to evoke sulfur. Floop hid the book in his slave-room, under his pillow. The next day he found another book, one on evoking water. He hid that under his pillow as well. At night he took notes, merging the two until he learned to evoke a greater power. Farts. Floop became a powerful fart mage, using farts to blow open the tower's roof and escape! He spent the rest of his life among the sewers of Oren, making various spells smellier and louder.Evoking Farts ~A fart evocationist trains for many weeks, going self-taught trials. He first learns to master his own farts. For a fart mage must first learn how to control a real fart before he can control one from the void. Once he has mastered his own bowels he can begin the study of various fart spells, eventually becoming a full on Fart Mage. "Tiers" ~Although with our current magic system there are no tiers, if one wishes to RP properly they can ascend the ranks fairly quickly. Tier 1~This tier is a fart apprentice. The fart apprentice masters his own bowels, learning how to control the size and stink of his farts. Tier 2~After an elven week of training his bowels, a prospective fart mage has finished taking notes on the properties of farts. He then begins his attempts at connecting to the void. This usually takes 3 or so elven days. Trying to connect 4 times an elven day. While connecting to the void it is suggested that the fart novice fills the room he is in with his own farts, to set the mood.Tier 3~ This is when a fart mage reaches the normal level. This takes about another elven week of training after learning to connect with the void. He is now able to cast basic spells (spells are listed after this) but still feel very tired afterwards.Tier 4 ~ This is when the fart mage has reached Fart Master. The Fart Master can cast all spells, including those at Master Level. He can cast without minimal tiredness, however is affected after extended use of his powers.Spells ~Basic Spells ~The Fart Bomb : An evocationist releases a minimal cloud fart air in his hand, and can throw it like a baseball at a target. The target would be overwhelmed by a stinky stench and a little disoriented.The Fart Plume : An evocationist releases a stream of fart air from his hand (similar to the basic destruction spells of Skyrim) and it has the same effects as a fart bomb, except that it requires greater energy. Toshy Pumpkin : A weak but area-effecting spell causes the stench of rotted pumpkinsAccepting Basic Spell Ideas~Master Spells ~The Mega-Fart Bomb : An evocationist can build up a fart bomb in his hand, until it is massive in size. It can then be hurled at an enemy. It has the same effects of a fart bomb except that they are magnified. The person effected would most likely begin to puke, stumble around, or even fall to the ground in pain or confusion.The Mega-Fart Plume : The same as the Fart Plume except that it has a larger radius of effect.Drawbacks ~ You smell like absolute **** and have to take bathes every day! NOTE~ I am accepting feedback and spell ideas! 23 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Paul Ryan 1138 Share Posted July 1, 2014 what Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space 2333 Share Posted July 1, 2014 This is just vulgar. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draeris 3118 Share Posted July 1, 2014 This is just vulgar. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thu'um 530 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Accepted Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neri 3587 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Some say being a victim of Necromancy is traumatic, but they know not the horrors of being the victim of T5 fartmancy. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crayfishchris 748 Share Posted July 1, 2014 I have a hunch that you posted this for internet points. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mithradites 1161 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Replace mana with prune-juice. Replace void methane with regular methane. Fart conventionally. Look at those around you cringe in disgust, and/or confusion. Profit? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luxury 603 Share Posted July 1, 2014 I'm not sure whether I'd like this or not. Either way if this does make it through somehow, make it a locked magic. Perhaps an ancient halfling secret? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 10 Share Posted July 1, 2014 I swear if this is accepted I will need to get this on my Halfling, no matter WHAT. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodEmperorFlam 3447 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Seems like a whimsical magic, just like beardmancy. My only issue with this is compressing and evoking a gas. People would use this for more things than just a fart bomb, it'd be a literal bomb. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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