Malaise 1569 Share Posted March 8, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKiB8-2LK6s Jan de Savoie and Allister of Legate gaze out from the keep and over the farms below, eyeing the wheat of baleful nature. Allister spreads out a map of their territories, drawing his finger across the rivers and onto the farmlands as they plan the attack. Jan slams his fist into the table, holding back tears of rage as his people starve in the city outside. Allister embraces his brother of war to comfort him. “Deus Vult” he whispers lovingly. The time has come for Savoyard farmers to defeat their foul foe, and raise the banners of Savoy over the fields below. The lorraine cross will bear the bodies of many a hay-bale, and humanity shall march forth towards victory. Rickard Wheatsbane rallies Farmlord Nob and his peasant levies, preparing the pesticides for war. WARCLAIM Type of Battle: Conquest Time & Date: 3/8/2015, 7 EST Attacking Forces: Savoy + Angry Farmers Defending Forces: Wheat Fields and Hovels Location and Boundaries: Tournament2 (Farms) Terms of Victory: Victory for crusaders of GOD: The hovels are defeated and the wheat conquered Attackers gain control of the region tournament2 The people are fed. Victory for the defending Forces: The Savoyards are killed by wheat Duke of Savoy loses -500.00 prestige Rewards: The attackers win and claim the farmland wrought of elbow grease and the work of children The defenders win and the wheat experiences 30 years of peace Rules: Server rules No team killing No fake statuses No returning to battle No meta-gaming No underground farms 27 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo 1831 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Grim readies himself for the great culling of the heathenous wheat! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FORƎST 1312 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Ser Allister gathers men for the crusade levy: no plant, rebel hobbit or farmland animal shall elude this, most Holy and Just casus belli. "Farmy army oi oi oi!" 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treshure 5581 Share Posted March 8, 2015 ((Accepted.)) Nob roars. "We will reclaim what is ours!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
501warhead 1796 Share Posted March 8, 2015 You will be crushed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tirenas 677 Share Posted March 8, 2015 "Faith and Conquest!" Cantonus shouts, readying his blade. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devland99 180 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Constantine is ready with his levy to support his Savoyard friends! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesmellypocket 1841 Share Posted March 8, 2015 "wooot a shithole." Louis Fournier d'Avenese, the Wealdstone Raider, chants at the wheat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellfiazz 878 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Lat'z juzt wizh lat wuz urukz. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altiak 1648 Share Posted March 8, 2015 you are the worst wheat you are the wheat smell return to urguania to our urguanian cousins you may return you may live in the zoo ahhhahahah , grain we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal **** but **** ******* wheat stink aesterwaldia spiphere spqipare.. wheat genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead wheat....ahahahahah URGUANIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget canonist war . aesterwaldia we kill the king , aesterwaldia return to your precious kaedrin... hahahahaha idiot wheat and urganian smell so bad ... wow i can smell it ... REMOVE GRAIN FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. savoy + barmy army oi oi oi + akovia + vladov + montfort=kill urguan ... you will get canonist war/ jakesimonson alive in savoy, jakesimonson making album of savoy . fast rap jakesimonson savoy . we are rich and have minae now hahaha ha .. because of jakesimonson... you are ppoor stink wheat ... you live in a hovel haahahaha, you live in yurt jakesimonson alive number #1 in savoy ... **** the red urguania ... **** ashol wheat no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and country jakesimonson aliv and real strong wizard kill all the wheat farm animal with rap magic know we savoy rule ape of the zoo presidant godfrey horen **** the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch this egg hath and grain wa;s born. stupid baby from the eggn give back our clay we will crush u like a skull of pig. savoy greattetst country 20 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky 320 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Athelstan laughs "You call those feilds!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Paul Ryan 1138 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Steward Arik's opinion of Duke Savoy goes up 5+ 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Publius 3666 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Publius applauds loudly hearing that the Savoyards, the most fabulous of wheat slayers, are taking on the true bane of the empire. Overwhelmed with this great news, he begins to sob, and prays for a sweeping success. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireheart 2776 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Oren shall prevail! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avacyn 1706 Share Posted March 8, 2015 "go get em boys" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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