Declaration of War

[BobBox 3263]

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DECLARATION OF WAR

A depiction of General Needle ‘The Warmonger’ after achieving victory against all nations that opposed him.

Seeing that my warning of war has been scoffed at, ignored, and quite frankly disrespected, I believe that I - General of all the Musin, Needle - have been left no other option but to formally declare war against nearly every nation in Almaris until we are respected as equals. Let this be the formal warning to all nations listed below: War is coming.

 

To Elvenesse:
For the crimes of stomping on our peoples, attempting to kill me, and refusing to communicate with us mouse folk, the following will happen. The Capital of Elvenesse will be turned into rubble, the cliffsides will fall into the water and there will be nothing left besides the grass which once grew on these lands. Your people will become displaced and there will be no heritage left for any of you to speak of - the aspects will weep at the might of the Musin kind. 

 

To the Holy Orenian Empire:
For the crimes of killing our people, and issuing arrest on sight warrants for innocent mouse folk, I will summon upon Providence a rain of hellfire so powerful that the bricks that make up your walls will melt into the ocean. The very palace you love will be demolished and the Musin will establish burrows of a scale never before seen. All buildings except the candy shop will be turned into rubble, and your pitiful god will weep. No longer will this nation be declared holy, as not even the ones above will recognize these lands once we are finished with them.

 

To the Kingdom of Hanseti-Ruska:
For the crimes of blatantly disrespecting our people, your city will be leveled. The same trolls which you struggle to defeat will eat your people as if they are berries from a bush and the snow will melt from the warmth of the hatred for your peoples which I hold in my heart. No longer will we be disrespected and forced to sit in the cold of the snow - no longer will we be disrespected.

 

To the Silver State of Haelun’or
For the crimes of abuse and murder against our people, your precious Silver City will run red. No longer will the stones be colored white, instead the blood of innocents will run throughout the streets and it will stain all of that which it touches. All of your peoples will suffer and none shall be spared. 

 

To Sutica
While us mouse folk understand that you’re under new leadership, we must demand that we are treated with respect and that once there is a new set of laws in place, we demand to be treated as equals. If such is not met, we will bring upon you the full wrath of the Musin army. Use this extra time granted to you wisely, as it could otherwise mean the ruin of your new nation. 

 

To The Rexdom of Krugmar
While us mouse folk recognize your significant strength, we do still declare war on your state, as this incredible feat of strength has often lead to us being stepped on or treated poorly. We move to claim the homes in which the goblins currently live, and all other loot will be taken from your lands. Homes will be ransacked and children slaughtered. 

To Talon’s Port
For blatantly disrespecting the Musin and me in particular, your nation will be turned into nothingness. The waters which you desperately hold at bay with walls will flood into your cities and above all of your homes. The large trees providing shade to the lands in which you live will fall and break down every last building in which your people will attempt to hide in. Everyone will be displaced and you will have nothing to show for it except for the tears of the children who will weep for the lands that once were. 

 

To the Druidic Order
For refusing to meet with me - Needle, the representative for all mouse folk -, your tree will burn. It will cry out helplessly and all of the leaves will shrivel. All of the animals in which you harbor in your lands will perish painfully and there will be no remorse shown to anyone within these lands. 

 

To Norland
For the mistreatment of our people, I hereby declare that your precious burning bush will be extinguished by the blood of the innocents and animals which you hold so near and dear to your hearts. All wild animals will be slain and all crops will become rotten. Your people will starve and will run to other nations begging for a release from this cruel fate which you have brought upon them.

 

A special note to Urguan and the Jade State of Yong Ping
I, as General of the Musin, do hereby spare both of these nations. I have decided to spare them because of the constant support that they have shown to our peoples, and I do note that other nations may receive this treatment, should they concede in this great war.

 

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Let all nations weep for their fate, for this was preventable.

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Signed,
General Needle ‘The Warmonger’, leader of the Musin army and warriors, bravest of them of all Musin, destroyer of nations.

 

[amyselia 2188]

"Ah, so the mice want to chase their own tails!" Apollina-Calypsa guffawed amidst a barrage of laughter, "I say we bury this 'needle' in a haystack and be rid of him!"

[Twinny 1618]

"Ok and?" A silver haired mali questioned as she stood on a mouse she seen trying to get into her trash

[PixlHoopa 177]

"Murdering your people in the Empire? Diona Fleurgrass frowned as she put the paper into her small stack of legal documents, now housing two papers. "I was not aware of such... brutality. I shall investigate this myself, and if I see this Needle fellow, perhaps we may take his issues to the court."

[Valannor 6352]

A Peculiar Shuck would admire the enthusiasm of the mousefolk, and their taste for carnage. 

[Mannamannaa 1626]

Kor'garr looks over the missive with curious eyes,  a wide grin gleaming through the bristles of his handlebar mustache. The dominus begins chuckling as he scans down the paper before it devolves into a strangled cough halfway through his reading. "Wut! Kor'garr grukk'd wiz wuld klomp wit-" Another cough. "-dah leetle mowzez, nub aginzt dem..." The grey orc regains his composure to continue muttering aloud the list of various warclaims and their reasonings, finishing off the oration with a harsh bark of laughter. "Leetle mowzez ahr brayv! Kor'garr wuld azk Tawvee agh Toazt boutz diz, agh iv dey need moar wepuz vor der klomperz... Ezpezhulee leetle Crum, dah azh brayv enuvv tu charj entu battul wit Kor'garr." He shakes his head slowly with a grin curling around his heavy tusks. "Wagh aginzt Krugmar muzt 'av bin miztayk en wrytyng doh. Dey gruk Kor'garr agh dah Rex du nub 'urt leetle mowz banditz." The grey orc departs from his usual spot beside the forge to tell Rex Azhug'gorkil ( @Pancakehz )  the excellent news. Perhaps the musin might want some allies for this wagh...

Edited June 3, 2021 by Mannamannaa

[Urahra 5363]

"Aw," Anthony Bentarus chuckles. "He thinks he's people"

[ARCHITECUS 4788]

J. Fitzpeter, fearful of divine retribution for all the dormice he's enjoyed lately, sets up a few mousetraps to foil the Musintide's advance on Arethor.

[Fie 2521]

"I'll continue stomping on ya'!" exclaimed Anne Caroline from her chambers upon reading yet another one of those missives.

[hemomancy 2905]

"We like the Musin?" Athri Onfroi Belrose muttered. "They could've just come and spoken to someone- like me. Talon's has laws for a reason."

[Crevel 4729]

"Who asked?" would remark a tired Kortrevich with a desire for rest.

[AdmiralLB 171]

"I should limit my drinking. I could swear that my homeland has just received a declaration of war from literal vermin. Since when are rodents allowed to call themselves people, anyway?" wonders a certain one-eyed Elf, looking at the tankard of Carrion Black sat before him. 

[Herod 808]

Aaron looks on to the missive, sees the declarations of war and scowls. “You know what? Fock off with the rat poison, ready the flamethrower.” He declares, finger pointed at the sky.

[tadabug2000 3614]

Sacho Masamune Fumi still remembers when she came into her home one day to find a Musin by the name of Toast seemingly taking drugs all casual like. "Arigato for being spared, got enough with the Ice Dinosaur currently." @Tentoa

 

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[bugbytes21 790]

Garret Darkwood shines his steel toed boot  "Let me be clear: Musin are not people they are vermin, and vermin get the boot"