Lectorate 539 Popular Post Share Posted January 13, 2022 (edited) AN OPEN LETTER TO THE PONTIFF: DWARVEN AGGRESSION 12 MENSIS HORENITIUS 2A59 Your Holiness, The Lectorate of Owyn writes to inform you of the goings on in the City of Du Loc. For two decades now, we have endeavored to create a bastion of virtue in the South-West of Almaris. We have converted heathens, redeemed evildoers and have earned great many friendships with those we have come to interact and work with. We have always acted with the greater interests of Humanity in mind, learning the alchemical arts in an attempt to both heal and advance our peoples. However, something vile and wretched has occurred in our parish. Clan Ireheart, soaring on the high of slaying Orenians, has deemed it their prerogative to place our parish beneath their stubby heel. There can be no mistake in this matter, for Du Loc has always maintained an irrefutable adherence to neutrality and un-involvement in the greater political sphere. The Clan Father, Bakir Ireheart, has demanded the unconditional vassalizing of Du Loc under threat of razing and the murder of the faithful. They preach peace, yet practice war. We Lectors write to you now not to plead for aid, but to establish a record prior to a Second War of Dwarven Aggression. There remains no doubt in our minds that the Irehearts will attempt to sway the Urguani Kingdom to back their attempts of domination. We doubt they will be met with opposition or admonishment. At what point does Humanity take a stand against this? Du Loc intends to defend home and country at any and all costs, and we Lectors are obliged to defend the parish. Should the city burn, and the faithful along with it, may the world know the truth. May the descendants watch as the first domino is knocked upon. Du Loc may become ash, but the spirit of the virtuous shall live on for eternity. We shall not kneel to those who would still remain shorter than we. DEUS MAGNUS, The Flaming Covenant Spoiler Edited January 13, 2022 by Lectorate 65 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reckless Banzai Screamer 11594 Share Posted January 13, 2022 "GOD save our parish," Father Paco traces the Lorraine cross on himself and took his loaded arbalest with him to defend the parishoners despite his age of 101. 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slorbin 1774 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Aether weeps for Du Loc. Shall it remain safe? Will the DWARVEN TAXMEN release their spooky aggression? Only time can tell.. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Islamadon 4429 Share Posted January 13, 2022 (edited) "IT'S HAPPENING, IT'S HAPPENING, I HATE THE TAXMAN, I HATE THE TAXMAN!" Shouts Arch-Lector Dante from the roofs as he loads his arbalest. Edited January 13, 2022 by Letharian 21 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
herculean_wud 3656 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Fishbref laid down his blicky ... but then promptly raised it again so that he could slay a common enemy with good and fair people of Du Loc. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borin 5259 Share Posted January 13, 2022 "The king of Haense shall be warned of this, the Fidei Defensor must act! This wanton act of aggression against Canonist folk must be quashed." friar viktor grumbles, reading the open letter wide eyed and grumpy! 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronin_champloo 5951 Share Posted January 13, 2022 "WE SHALL NOT KNEEL TO THOSE SHO WOULD STILL REMAIN SHORTER THAN WE!WE SHALL NOT KNEEL TO THOSE SHO WOULD STILL REMAIN SHORTER THAN WE!WE SHALL NOT KNEEL TO THOSE SHO WOULD STILL REMAIN SHORTER THAN WE!WE SHALL NOT KNEEL TO THOSE SHO WOULD STILL REMAIN SHORTER THAN WE!WE SHALL NOT KNEEL TO THOSE SHO WOULD STILL REMAIN SHORTER THAN WE!WE SHALL NOT KNEEL TO THOSE SHO WOULD STILL REMAIN SHORTER THAN WE!WE SHALL NOT KNEEL TO THOSE SHO WOULD STILL REMAIN SHORTER THAN WE!" A green man hollered fervently 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoanOfArc 4586 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Father Temesch, in a letter to the Count of Temesch in the Empire, remarked about the current situation in Du Loc with the phrase, “It’s over!” 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abeam 510 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Isaac Jebediah, Lector of Owyn, prepares for combat, organizing his gear, muttering towards his Brothers, "Tsudenkaku still spews it's necrotic hordes, yet th' Irehearts wish to invade? With no pretents?" 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lojo613 1420 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Father Stor Vuiller opens his battle bookcase and slots in the Crusader’s Handbook, preparing for a Holy War. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werew0lf 12024 Share Posted January 13, 2022 "WE SHALL NOT KNEEL TO THOSE SHO WOULD STILL REMAIN SHORTER THAN WE!WE SHALL NOT KNEEL TO THOSE SHO WOULD STILL REMAIN SHORTER THAN WE!WE SHALL NOT KNEEL TO THOSE SHO WOULD STILL REMAIN SHORTER THAN WE!WE SHALL NOT KNEEL TO THOSE SHO WOULD STILL REMAIN SHORTER THAN WE!WE SHALL NOT KNEEL TO THOSE SHO WOULD STILL REMAIN SHORTER THAN WE!WE SHALL NOT KNEEL TO THOSE SHO WOULD STILL REMAIN SHORTER THAN WE!WE SHALL NOT KNEEL TO THOSE SHO WOULD STILL REMAIN SHORTER THAN WE!" A blue man hollered fervently. 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elite Snipes 3542 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Bakir looked over the missive with a raised brow, wondering why he just helped the canonist defend against a dragon. "Funny humans, If I wanted the city to burn, I could of left you to defend against the dragon alone." 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorsand 1745 Share Posted January 13, 2022 THE LORD OF DU LOC, QUENTIN BRAE PACES IN DRUNKEN ANGUISH "How dare those shortstack bastards come in and threaten ME. ME. I am the LORD of Du Loc! And THIS... THIS IS MY REALM. MY DEMESNE. THIS IS THE CRUX OF FREEDOM FOR ALL OF ALMARIS. ALL OF HUMANITY. ALL OF DESCENDENTKIND. AND THEY? THEY WOULD QUASH SUCH THINGS. EVIL, TRULY EVIL. AND THEY DESERVE WHATEVER FATE BEFALLS THEM. LEST THEY SEE THAT THEY ARE WROTH IN AVARICE AND FAILURE TO UNDERSTAND HEALTHY, POSITIVE MEMETICS. THEY COULD APPRECIATE OUR CATGIRLS. BUT I DOUBT THEY CAN SEE PAST THE THICKNESS OF THEIR SKULLS." *BELCH* 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry 1859 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Grand King Ulfric groaned as he saw the missive fly by his desk. He'd grumble as he stood. "W'at 'ave t'ey gotten t'emselves into t'is toime..." He'd mumble, walking off with a drink in his hand and an icepack for his head. 16 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
seannie 6860 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Maxim shudders as he telepathically endures the Du Loc brain blast throughout Almaris - their insane, albeit righteous, screeching heard all the way in the north, in Karosgrad. 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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