Crymson 481 Share Posted July 5, 2023 (edited) “Irehearts never learn. I do hope some dwed recall the lesson of the Krag and do not follow them to decimation though. Either way, the father’s will stands.” Theroden nods solemnly upon reading his king’s response. Edited July 5, 2023 by Crymson 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apotolofo 1414 Share Posted July 5, 2023 52 minutes ago, Cheese1sgrater said: From Lurin, Juniper reads through several missives like a disgruntled old man with the morning paper. "Oh ****... Scrisa, we may see our first war on this continent soon!" She called to her wife ( @Apotolofo ), before looking to her dearest daughter ( @satinkira ). "Verena, avoid the Irehearts and Norlanders. Neither of them ever have anything positive to contribute to this world." Scrisa Anarion, Princess of Lurin, reads the missive over her wife's shoulder. "Huh- funny, I was there for that. Its all over a rather stupid thing. . . but thats dwarves and humans for you." she says with a shrug. 1 hour ago, Nooblius said: Norli Starbreaker wipes the sweat from his brow. This was getting intense. He rolls another set of dice."We must demand the Queen of Lurin's left thumb!" If Scrisa Anarion had heard this, she'd wonder who the queen was. . . they were a principality. . . 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterBlitzkrieg 1357 Share Posted July 5, 2023 "Toime to knock t'e shite aout t'e nort'en pussehs." commented Grumwar as he snacked on his protein cookie 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
creamynoteblock 2426 Share Posted July 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Nooblius said: Norli Starbreaker wipes the sweat from his brow. This was getting intense. He rolls another set of dice."We must demand the Queen of Lurin's left thumb!" Uradan Starbreaker watched as his father rolled the die, anxiously brushing his beard as the game ramped in its stakes. Once the die landed, and Norli had made his declaration, Uradan, too, joined. "'Er toes, too! Weh need t' take 'er toes!" The beardling cried, the once bustling and nervously chittering room of dwarves falling silent over the strange and out-of-place joke. Uradan laughed to himself awkwardly, glancing around as he caught strange looks from the other dwed present. 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_pr0fit 2945 Share Posted July 5, 2023 51 minutes ago, UnusualBrit said: "Here we go, here we go, here we go." Dagmer Cleftjaw sang. Sven 'the Bard' Eiriksson concentrates real hard, beaming a song from his brain in the Father's Halls into Balon's head "This one is gonna be good." @sneakybandit 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LatzMomo 2088 Share Posted July 5, 2023 Nykolai Rosik twirls his moustache. "Da, we make slap man out of dwarfski, now they just half." 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulReapingWolf 2258 Share Posted July 5, 2023 A Gladeguard would start sending scouts across the realm. Cartloads of elven minerals being taken to the Wyldflame Forge as Nevaehlen's Forgemaster worked on his best b*tch slapping gloves to date. 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legoboy7984 2441 Share Posted July 5, 2023 Torrhen Eiriksson cheers for the response, proudly "IRON FROM ICE! Keep it nice and simple, uncle! 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qaz_The_Great 1189 Share Posted July 6, 2023 Baldr raises his axe, "They do not think with reason, so we shall not reason with them." 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Grey_W0lf_ 612 Share Posted July 6, 2023 22 hours ago, Jihnyny said: "Kill the bastards." Recommended Thráin once more, grumbling as his beard was at hazard, forging great weapons for Urguan. Ursus Grandaxe joins in the forging, using all he can to protect his kin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badgermordakin 594 Share Posted July 6, 2023 Thromdrick Irongut has another headache... why do they have to be so frequent these days... 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulReapingWolf 2258 Share Posted July 6, 2023 25 minutes ago, BuffBadger said: Thromdrick Irongut has another headache... why do they have to be so frequent these days... Magni waddles by his cousin's side as they walk through the northern roads on their journey back from the Kingdom of Norland. "Ye do know t'ey be roig't, roig't? Ef et weren't fer Bakir's hissyfit ye'd be back home workin on important s'oite, but 'ere ye are fixing t'eir mess. AGAIN. Honestleh, surproised t'e Ire'earts didn't punis' Bakir fer nae bein able to punch an elf..." He'd say as he ate some of his free norlandic soup. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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