crazedpudding 2124 Share Posted August 18, 2023 [i] A hand-drawn Barclay coat of arms has been placed beneath the professional Kortrevich one. The stationary has obviously been stolen out of some poor Kortrevich's desk. Crayon marks the flier in brightly colored smears. ginormous threat lives in the water! They bite really hard, and they look like rats. They pile up gross stuff in the water, and they smell really bad! got bitten REALLY BAD, and saved her from the evil beaver by kicking it down into the empty river! Beavers are EVIL and even gross when they’re dead! They are only good for the fuzz, and should be turned into hats or coats! We demand the adults form an ANTI-BEAVER BRIGADE and kill all the evil beavers! Signed,His Lordship, Alfred Barclay, Baron of Sigradz Her Ladyship, Irena Stefaniya Kortrevich Her Ladyship, Nikoletta Colborn [i] A handprint in yellow paint sits beneath this name. “Tiz Dzuty, Triek Caezk”“With duty, comes honor” 25 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahbarah 5021 Share Posted August 18, 2023 Amaya Milena quietly observes the parchment, mulling over the beaver hatred. "Well, they do make good hats!" 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandhi 2708 Share Posted August 18, 2023 Alfred signs the flier - apparently ecstatic at the notion of watching adults hunt beavers.. 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydeath6 115 Share Posted August 18, 2023 "i will help deal with the menace of thes foul water rats. nobody injures my nieces and lives to gloat!" (please note iduna and nikoletta arent blood related to john iduna just calls him uncle) 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1_Language_1 1671 Share Posted August 18, 2023 Ser Abraham begins to prepare treats, eager to be a mischievous old man and feed the beavers so they multiply. "Can't let the kids cause the beavers to go extinct.." 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
carebear 441 Share Posted August 18, 2023 Nikoletta Colborn nodded in approval of the notice, looking down at her bandaged hand (courtesy of a beaver). "Ea hope all the beavers get stomped on and die!" 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itz_Cookie 1735 Share Posted August 18, 2023 Naoise O'Rourke caught wind of the "anti-bever brigade" while picking raspberries in the fields outside Númendil, to which she stared baffled at the news the missive carried. "And I thought I just had fairies and leprechauns to worry about... I got'a tell mama about this!" 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irishmanmichael 177 Share Posted August 18, 2023 (edited) Wilhelm von Berkhoven spots the crude missive and mumbles to himself. "First heretics now beavers, Landsers going to have to earn double pay this year." Edited August 18, 2023 by Irishmanmichael 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadabug2000 3506 Share Posted August 18, 2023 The young Lady Catriona of Baruch soon grew delighted at the very idea of Beavers. Or in particular, a Beaver hat! Hats were popular amongst the kids of Haense, afterall. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
garentoft 8353 Share Posted August 18, 2023 Lev Godunov also hated beavers. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frostdrop1 875 Share Posted August 18, 2023 Ser Audo Weiss grumbled at the missive and how menial it was. He had considerably larger concerns... If anything, he was impressed anybody was foolish enough to get close enough to be bitten. And his own niece, no less! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CopOwl 1668 Share Posted August 18, 2023 Anabel Elia Colborn muses upon the Beaver situation as the plight of the children -- and her young kinswoman -- reach her ears. "Well... Ridding ourselves of the beavers upon the river was on my list of things to do, after all.. Although I had been planning to wait until after the construction of Vitraburg ..." The old woman mutters to herself, "It will make it significantly more difficult to work once the water is returned. Alas." She shrugs, making a note to encourage her younger kinsmen -- and possibly the Brotherhood of St. Karl -- to deal with this beaver problem head-on. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaladin Stormblessed 635 Share Posted August 18, 2023 Mikhail Colborn became terrified of beavers. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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