AstriaS 3709 Popular Post Share Posted October 29, 2023 ON THE SUBJECT OF WIZARDS AND HATS Issued the 11th of Sun’s Smile, in the Year 152 of the Second Age BY THE WILL AND AUTHORITY OF THE WHITE THRONE In recent days, the crown has come to lament the difficulty of identifying wizards and other magi who travel through our realm and linger amongst the masses. Owing to the wizardly tendency to lure pious men and women away from virtuous avenues of thought, this is cause for no small amount of concern. Thus, the crown does declare that, for the purposes of ease of identification, all witches, wizards and otherwise magical individuals must hereafter wear a conical, wide-brimmed hat, as demonstrated in the illustration below. These hats must be worn at all times while in public so that the faithful and devout people of Númendil might easily spot those of a magical persuasion. These hats may be customized to the wearer’s desire, however as a rule they must be pointy. The following practices are subject to the terms of this decree: – Void Magi – Paladins – Druids – Shamans – Cultural and Self-Identifying Wizards BY ORDER OF, HER ROYAL MAJESTY, Tar-Caraneth Aryantë of the House Arthalionath, by the Grace of GOD, Queen of the Númenedain, Princess of Númenost and Minas Amath, Protector of the Adunians, Master of the Sharadûn, Templar of the Archangel Michael, Knight of the Realm 44 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmiliainWonderland 1526 Share Posted October 29, 2023 Spoiler I'm so sorry but this is hilarious. I love this so much my character has to comment on this. Phoibe looked confused about this missive. She was down in Numendil for an event some few saint's days ago and came across this missive and giggled lightly. "Seems a bit too on the nose, doesn't it?" 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyrrn 245 Share Posted October 29, 2023 "Utúlie'n aurë!" A particularly Knightly Elven Lord proclaimed from afar. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myochii 663 Share Posted October 29, 2023 "Bah." A certain dwarf scoffs out, slamming his wooden cane below in anger. "Everyone nowadays is copying the great Sir Grimblegoff. I suppose it is only right of me to let them know of their foolish mistake, yes yes, you are right..." He spoke towards the starry sky above, pulling a drawing of himself and his silky wide-brimmed hat out of his pocket and pinning it to the bottom of the notice. Spoiler 19 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HugoAntero 750 Share Posted October 29, 2023 Peter Stroheim is a Grimblegoff the Great Aspirant fan. 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rukio 8910 Share Posted October 29, 2023 "Will the hats be provided or do we have to bring our own?" Inquires Aeolus of Khamees, ever one to adhere to the laws of the lands he visits! Though, internally, he weeps. Either way, he would prepare a hat for his patrols, just in case. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrophysical 1003 Share Posted October 30, 2023 A very EVIL Orc shaman looks at the missive with utter disgust and disdain. "How DARE they put uz zhamanz on da zame level az magez!" he grumbles as he says a bit more quietly "Though a pointy hat zoundz... hozh." 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orphvius 428 Share Posted October 30, 2023 One such witch, in the company of her feline familiar, squinted at the missive 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UniBearse 725 Share Posted October 30, 2023 A dark elf finds the missive as he was redecorating a Tavern "well, I should atleast make it a fashionable hat and make a statement?" he chuckled at the thought 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morigung-oog 2358 Share Posted October 30, 2023 A TRICORN-wearing spellblade scoffed, dubbing her hat more stylish, practical and superior over the floppy, saggy and brittle hats proposed that were so alike her voidally-poisoned brethren. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese 2307 Share Posted October 30, 2023 "No." That was all Juniper had to say. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HugoAntero 750 Share Posted October 30, 2023 Peter Stroheim is not a Juniper Rose fan. 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reckless Banzai Screamer 11594 Share Posted October 30, 2023 Father Toni protests the new proclamation with a hunger strike. One of his acolytes attempted to give him a bowl of rice earlier and to that Father waves his hand dismissively of it. "No, no mijo. There is an injustice right now," 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wooz 345 Share Posted October 30, 2023 ". . .I don't want to wear a hat and have darkspawn see me coming from a ways away." Sighs a tired Hileia of Arbi'a. Preparing a hat anyway, ever one to follow the creeds. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rukio 8910 Share Posted October 30, 2023 29 minutes ago, wooz said: ". . .I don't want to wear a hat and have darkspawn see me coming from a ways away." Sighs a tired Hileia of Arbi'a. Preparing a hat anyway, ever one to follow the creeds. "Hileia, you look like my twin. What do you mean they'll see you coming a mile away with a hat on? They already do." Aeolus of Khamees responds to his eerily similar looking Xannic Sister. He would then shove a pointy potato sack hat onto her head. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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