SmackSmack 147 Popular Post Share Posted December 21, 2023 JERRY’S FERRY “Thanks Jerry” -Captain Banjo https://youtu.be/c9ps42Frh6Y?feature=shared IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY… A continent torn by war! On the continent of Aevos, two sides duel for supremacy of the world, where friendships are tested on the battlefield, a sailor named Drolzu’Gorkil makes a daring choice. Switching from the sinister VELETZ forces to join the valiant ranks of the YACHTMEN, led by Captain Banjo. As alliances shift, a new chapter unfolds, and the fate of the cosmos hangs in the balance. Drolzu’Gorkil met the Captain upon his galleon docked in the Haense harbor. It was a fine winter night, Ferrymas Eve, and the two friends rejoiced in a fine drink of Hot Chocolate (the Haense Queen’s finest) and a little jolly Ferrymas music played by Captain Banjo’s legendary banjo. “Drolzu, you need a better nickname my friend. What about ‘Jerry’?” “Yub yub, mi lyke Jerri.” Drolzu’Jerry’Gorkil responded to the Captain, delighted by the thought of fighting alongside his old friend. Memories were coming back to him of the good old days… back when he first joined the Ferrymen. Captain Banjo… Adzy… Valentin… Django… Avalloc… Leonidas… [the list goes on]. Perhaps one day his comrades would all be fighting on the same side once again. “Mi zo hahpi wi klomp tugehtda mi ol frehynd. Zing mei e zong Banjo!” Banjo took out his banjo and began strumming his guitar before breaking out his new greatest single, JERRY THE ORC. “You know Banjo and Brick and Adzy and Lyulen… Jesus and Django and Andronikos and Valentin… But do you recall? The most famous Ferryman of all. Jerry the red-skinned orc Had a very shiny tusk! And if you ever saw him, you would say he’s so sexy! All of the other Ferrymen, Used to laugh and call him names! They never let poor Jerry, join in any Orenian raiding parties! Then one foggy Ferrymas Eve, Captain Banjo came to him. ‘Jerry, with your great strength Will you fight the Adrians with me?’ Then all the people loved him! As they shouted out with glee, ‘Jerry the Red-skinned Orc, you’ll go down in history!’ Signed, 95 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masouri 2131 Share Posted December 21, 2023 Banjo collects his grammy for ‘Jerry the Orc’ and places it beside his grammy for ‘Emperor John’s Mom’ on his shelf. He quotes himself from his grammy-award winning speech, “Everybody want to know what I'd do if I didn't win. I guess we'll never know.” 19 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlemishSupremacy 4937 Share Posted December 21, 2023 "Wohoo!" Cheers Flemius, as he reads the missive before heading out to toil in the mines. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greehn 1850 Share Posted December 21, 2023 "JEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY" screamed out Sigmar Baruch as he cheered actively in the tavern. He seemed a bit too drunk. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavey 1446 Share Posted December 21, 2023 “Oh cool a wild Jerry! Good to see some friendly orcs on our side!” Commented a random Hyspian nationalist who went by the name Luis. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ContestedSnow 778 Share Posted December 21, 2023 "Will vy fight the Adrians with me? How could anyone refuse when they've made such pests of themselves for so many years." A wry smile came to the face of the Duke of Vidaus, as he regarded the paper. His hand rest at his side, nursing an ache of his stomach that had begun to sting something fierce in the year since the last battle. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlauRps 154 Share Posted December 21, 2023 The now Clanless Orc, Varn, looked at the missive with both relief and worry seeing as the fellow Orc was still of his Gorkil name. The former Gorkil would hold his late wife’s cross gently in his hand as he prayed… “Almyghteh GOTT, pleaze keep lat humble zervent agh zcholar zafe durin’ diz wagh. For mi hab much more tu du before mi join lat agh Scrap en da Zeven Zkies… keep all meh new bruddahz agh ziztahz zafe for theh gamble their livez for Latz righteous kauze. In Latz holeh agh gracious name, AMEN!” The Scholar finished his prayer before he put back on his glasses and picked up his ink quill to write his next missive. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancho 2534 Share Posted December 21, 2023 Ser Jose Fuentes, a proud Yacht Team Operator, smiled onwards as they gained another faithful ally. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahbarah 5021 Share Posted December 21, 2023 The Queen whips up another batch of cocoa for Jerry - adding a plentiful helping of marshmallows and a Tuvmas present under the tree. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferdaboy 1593 Share Posted December 21, 2023 Garen looked to the orc with awe, ready to learn all he could from him. Spoiler 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xarkly 12618 Share Posted December 21, 2023 "The Holy Light takes many forms, it seems," Friar Villorik mumbled. Whatever form it took, the Lord's will would be done. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
simpleglitchbro 295 Share Posted December 21, 2023 "A Wordsmith after my own heart. Maybe we should put him in a Flyting arena with Farian, see who comes out on top!" Váli muses to himself over a pint of Ashwood Spirits. "It'll be an honor to fight by the side of such a storied soldier. I bet you the Veletzians aren't having a good time watching their chain of command crumble!" 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIGH_FIRE 4118 Share Posted December 21, 2023 The Princess of Monterosa would gasp as she read the missive declaring such. She would then give a thumbs up and speak only "Thanks Jerry" 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese 2307 Share Posted December 21, 2023 ─── From Ashes, We Rise EST 143 E.S. - Present | 1590 A.H. - Present ⋅ ───⊱༺⠀☨⠀༻⊰─── ⋅ The House of Amador officially proclaims this as a Rat Dog Smirk moment. This is the highest honor an Amador can bestow upon someone. Thanks, Jerry :) Spoiler 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt_Noobman 1377 Share Posted December 21, 2023 Thanks jerry 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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