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  1. Druids seem cool enough. Minus Matt0110110 and Cmack, they're boring

  2. Druid's are ment to keep nature in check and balance. So a bunch of Druids break of and create unbalance. Lel

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    2. Alan

      Alan

      Pffffft..... you're probably not even really a cow, Uracow. I'll bet my money you're a walrus >:I

    3. Valon (Yokey)

      Valon (Yokey)

      Be careful, he has mad cow disease

    4. Major Tom

      Major Tom

      Cows are meant to give meat and milk to humans. So a bunch of cows get mad cow disease and infect their meat and milk. Lel

  3. ASpam about abuse, OOC's full of spam aswell, and everyone acting like kids because they're upset and trolling. I see why people say this server has a **** community.

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    2. argonian

      argonian

      That's if GMs start following their own rules and stop banning people like Tuv who told people NOT to raid.

    3. Neri

      Neri

      James, it was most likely a mistake. Stop being a whiney little **** and just wait for it to be resolved. You amongst others have flamed gemmy out of the server... I hope you're happy since now modreqs will take a fair bit longer.

    4. Neri

      Neri

      Huh. Sorry. Not sure why a.r.s.e. is blocked. It wasn't a swear.

  4. it really flusters me when non-orcs speak perfect Blah like they grew up with it |:I

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    2. Evilbanana5757

      Evilbanana5757

      but when my parents were killed by orcs and i was enslavd i learnd to speak it so i could talk to them when i take reveng on orcish kind!1!!!!1!!

    3. JCQuiinn

      JCQuiinn

      I didn't even realize there was such a thing as 'perfect' blah. Doesn't that defeat the point?

    4. Quavinir_Twiceborn

      Quavinir_Twiceborn

      ...I got a blah dictionary in Asulon.

  5. Possibly just had the worst RP ever on lotc, even worse than when I was a newbie and sucked at rp. I need a hug :(

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    2. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      *Would hug you but doesn't want to give you the sicks.*

    3. Ned Lud

      Ned Lud

      *dodges your hugs and stabs you in the chest with a trident*

    4. Archbishop

      Archbishop

      Just possible had some of the most trolly roleplay filled with splotches of meta and powergame here and there...

      ((Ps Minor va, do not break you're own va bio by trying to steal valuable items.))

  6. in America: We're cool if you want to be a Nazi, be a racist or apart of the KKK, you can be religiously stubborn and hate filled, as close to a de-evolution to humans as possible, yes. But in America, you cannot get married if you're gay. Aint that some ****?

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    2. Draeris
    3. Slic3man

      Slic3man

      Gotta look at the other side of the story, not just layer negativity. I agree with gay marriage but they have an argument.

    4. ARCHITECUS

      ARCHITECUS

      Nazis, racists, and bible thumpers are all shunned by the media (and chosen rulers) and therefore the general populace. I don't get why statements like yours are always said when it's the opposite of the truth. Sort of like radical feminism, this is.

  7. PEOPLE ARE FINALLY PLAYING MY GNOMES. THANK JEEBUS

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    2. Kaiser

      Kaiser

      I never thought of that. Hopefully who ever is playing a gnome now is just having fun :3

    3. Hanrahan
    4. Anawkin

      Anawkin

      THERE ARE GNOMES!?

  8. In LOTC, you can be a psychotic torturing demon drug lord who controls armys at his will, but you cannot be under the age of 5 because it really isn't realistic :P

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    2. V0idsoldier

      V0idsoldier

      Everyone wants what they don't have. Exclusive undead group? I want in! Children taken away? Aw but I've always wanted to play a child!

      It seems that's how it happens.

    3. -♣- Ƙindled -♣-

      -♣- Ƙindled -♣-

      What could a five year old do? I mean, most five year olds can talk, walk and do much, in fact. Ever heard of peaceful roleplay?

    4. Free The Hobbits

      Free The Hobbits

      I think I only play peaceful(ish) characters. Except for my aging psychotic Halfling.

  9. I don't understand the idea that new players shouldn't join noble families for power, and rather work for it. Well, that I understand, but it's the fact that there are already existing powerful families and characters who already overshadow them, no?

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    2. Kaiser

      Kaiser

      yeah ok....

    3. Zerlina

      Zerlina

      I'd rather work for recognition then make a noble character. It does not seem fun

    4. Parading

      Parading

      Most noble families don't actually hold much power.

  10. Can we have 4.0 now ;-;

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    2. SodaiKamikaze

      SodaiKamikaze

      Gasp. They have added a very to the front.. IT MUST BE SOON!

    3. Mephistophelian

      Mephistophelian

      Why is it that the 'very' sounds about as real as Pamela Anderson's breasts?

    4. Supah

      Supah

      Because.

  11. I have just noticed, every one I have seen today were all royal blood/some all knowing importance.... Stop Roleplaying that you are a god or some king, or something. You are just a person >:(

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    2. Kaiser

      Kaiser

      People just act it, but the point is, EVERY ONE is important. Its like LOTC is Gotham city but there are 400 batmen walking around (yes i made a batman joke I love him <3 )

    3. Skippy

      Skippy

      Um. No, not really. You're thinking of Oren, not Asulon.

    4. Kaiser

      Kaiser

      Haha, I'm just saying the more people I meet the more they are so important, like 1 in a million chance to meet them. What I'm trying to say that in the real world, not everyone is a superstar

  12. :D Life is good, no? Just started to look outside to see a 2 guys mug another... *Claps hands* please god, you sneaky bastard, get me out of newyork

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    2. Nononymous

      Nononymous

      We gonna' rock on to electric avenue!

    3. Tee-Tree

      Tee-Tree

      Time to pull out your 44.

    4. Divinus

      Divinus

      NEW YOIK CITAH REP REP UPPAH EAST SIDEEEE

  13. ya know what, if you no longer have to re-roll a char after death, assassins become pointless, along with life span.... humans can live forever... the GM's do handle that right?

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    2. Kaiser

      Kaiser

      Its useless then, peple are so stupid and selfish they will meta so hard they could tell what the assassin looked like 3 miles away

      -_-

    3. 0000

      0000

      Then report them for metagaming. Most players here will not meta the assassin and avoid him just because they discussed if the character will be permakilled when attacked or not.

      Trust people to roleplay without OOC influence. If they don't talk to them about it. If it keeps happening take it to a report.

      Otherwise, OOC discussion of RP is often very useful in situations like above.

  14. VAQ

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    2. Danny

      Danny

      wut you need vaq for?

    3. mmat

      mmat

      I'm sure his uracow senses are tingling as we speak. ;)

    4. Kaiser

      Kaiser

      HE WILL COME I'M SURE OF IT IMATTYZ

  15. Thank you Viper3X good GM right there :D

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    2. Skippy

      Skippy

      But she isn't a gm? xP

    3. Tee-Tree

      Tee-Tree

      She has always answered my modreq

    4. Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Me: would be a good GM right there

  16. I read the ban reports and cry, WHY are these people let onto lotc? WHY!? not all of them, but some are just imature children, who insult people, abuse the mechanics, don't understand the rules, lie, swear, and over all sometimes don't undertsand this is a roleplay server. one recently (actually two on one person) made me SHED A TEAR at how people roleplay like this...

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    2. Kaiser

      Kaiser

      I don't mind if your app is or isn't perfect, I care if you understand the rules and intend to actually roleplay to have fun, you know, THE WORD USED TO DESCRIBE SERVERS LIKE THESE.

    3. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      How about an instant ip ban if they do not use the application format. Pretty sure that will filter out the worst :P

    4. Kaiser

      Kaiser

      Not sure if an instant ban if not the right format, I was given an old format, and was denied. I think of myself as a good roleplayer and I would be denied thus for a mistake, so not sure

  17. how do you train in stealth? just sneaking? o_o

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    2. Kaiser

      Kaiser

      not even, they would just tape their keyboard down and walk ito a wall for 6 hours

    3. steelersfan1221

      steelersfan1221

      Talk to me bro. I know everything.

    4. Bishop Jerico

      Bishop Jerico

      Gotta click that shift.

  18. Your not a true LOTCer untill you talk to an orc and spend 10 minutes laughing trying to figure out what he's saying...

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    2. Kaiser

      Kaiser

      really how long did it take people to under stand "latz" ment "you" ?

    3. EndCallCaesar

      EndCallCaesar

      I found a a book in the normandor library tht explained the language.... I made sure to remember the bulk of it :D

    4. MrSyth

      MrSyth

      I've got my own Uruk Dictionary as well. Ya never know when latz gunna need it.

  19. YES! I finally have a character I will STICK to!

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    2. Tee-Tree

      Tee-Tree

      I thought you were baron of nector island

    3. Jchizz
    4. Kaiser

      Kaiser

      noones says I cant have 2 characters... >:)

  20. I love you community *Holds out arms for a hug*

  21. Lets all stop hating and just share the love... Come on its pointless to fight over this stuff LOTC isn't middle school we dont have to gossip now...

  22. Yes, Jesus christ isn't a swear, buts its offencive. when I ask you to stop saying it, and you respond with "Its the internet del wif it" I have the urge to punch you, because this is Lotc.... we have rules and we are ment to be mature players, right? so when I'm hit with such intollerence of emotions and care for the rules, I begin to question if this whole server will one day be filled with more of these...

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    2. Kaiser

      Kaiser

      But mabye posting a topic would help show how I feel...

    3. Space

      Space

      CSB. I doubt you even lift, so, [email protected]

    4. YippieKaiEy
  23. #shutupwegotenoughpeople2012

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    2. Kaiser
    3. loakmendbe

      loakmendbe

      but niedster needs to be saved #saveniedster2012

    4. Pliz

      Pliz

      #yourbeingracisttomycertainshadeofCaucasian

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