monkeypoacher

no offense to anyone on lotc's end i hope, just trying to format muh post

wtf is invision

Invision is like the bloodborne of community management software. Fighting through an entire two-stage boss fight just to get my columns to span equally. 

yo if you need someone to talk to about any of your problems, I am here to extend my help and friendship, find me in discord, ayoou#2499

shut up! ^ shut up!

join the rest of us

0_0 lots of us do.

*Sets fire to this status*

Oh sorry I'm not an avid fan of the homosex

you have a point

lotc fursonas

esteemed union of the steelhead trout, the washerwoman and the dung beetle 

(begin blog post)

This is Maximilian plate armor, which was developed in the early 16^th century in response to the predominance of pike-and-shot warfare. People roleplay it on LoTC because it lets their character be virtually invulnerable to enemy swords (”your thrust bounces off my gorget”). Its actual battlefield purpose, if there was any, was to stop pikes from penetrating a rider at high velocity during a cavalry charge. It was heavy, impractical for hand-to-hand combat, and very, very expensive. Lighter armor made of cloth and chainmail (with metal helmets and cuirasses to protect vital bits) would have been used by footmen, who didn’t need to worry about a pike flying into their face as they charged toward the enemy.

Meanwhile, the 14^th century saw cannons (towed or even handheld) used in sieges. Since the late 1200s, the Chinese had been using guns in skirmishes with Jurchen and Mongol raiders. The Mongols for their part, after conquering China, probably spread knowledge of gunpowder to Europe, Iran, and Arabia through their conquests. There’s no reason LoTC should ban the development and use of rudimentary firearms. I’d argue our setting is less accurate, and less fun, as a result of the “techlock.” 

I think that synthesizing period-accurate and anachronistic elements to make our fantasy setting more fun is good, and we should do it more often. There is no reason that descendant history has to mirror real-life history. There is no reason we should strive for historical accuracy on a server with immortal elves and magic. If we race to the bottom trying to ban everything that isn’t “medieval” we’ll deprive ourselves of creative freedom. We’ll punish well-intentioned players for trying to roleplay. Repeal techlock pls

doesn’t matter, tythus and telanir don’t want guns, so no amount of logic will give you them

bootlicka

How?

He emoted fading to black before a shark ate him.

Lolnope. Cendrus was about to take up merrymoogle's ***** char's deal and swing his silver hammer at her (I am assuming you understand this ban and what happened, so I shan't explain any further). I did this because I felt it'd be out of my character's nature to think this was amoral, and then all hell unleashed and I sat here dumbfounded. I really didn't do anything perma-worthy on second thought, but holy ****.

It isn't worth it.

Nah, man. Don't do it.

lol, why not?

What's going on NOW?!!

GAWD

OH LAWDY

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This has nothing to do with this status, but where did you get that avatar? I've been seeing it everywhere...

Yeah, me too.

http://www.icongenerators.net/square.html

Is where you get the avatar.

Yerp

no :(

how the hell do you get it?

There's a download somewhere.

Why create a newsletter for a nation about to die? #DownWithOren. #GoDwarvesGo.

Hell did you get here?

Enjoy your server then :3

Simply saying you are the majority doesn't make you the majority lol. It just makes you look silly!

Majority:

http://gyazo.com/77c1dea64465cf6cad0408d463f9f4be.png

The poll was just placed. Not everyone has seen it or voted yet. that's like holding a presedential vote for a hour and as soon as the one you want to win gets higher, closing it and saying he won lol.

Just stop and be patient. Jesus.

think ur 13 y/o ass so cool huh bub well it's a fight man game take the spike and to sharp us !

fite me irl m8

^ I kid. I don't have such a terrible lack of grammer and spelling

Damn straight it does.

I have yet to experience that feeling P:

I PK all my characters :D

you mean freyo, friendo.

lol.

*slurp slurp*, tastes so good freyo

Yarr!

Yo ho!

Wa ha!

Oh god... This again?

There isn't any accepted lore for redstone dust as far as I can tell on the forums. I looked it up and all I got was a complaint thread that it was being used as a sort of daterape drug a while back when it had no real purpose such as that. So, do tell me how you can be addicted to that?~

It's like huffing glue - It has nothing to do with the aphrodisiac effect, just messes with your head.

And tone down mob spawn rate :I

wow guys, a little late. both of those are already confirmed.

And make people not able to mine under 50

*saint voices in the chaos FM chat*

(bad word)

Hush my sweet African child here is not the place to say such. It is censored, always has been. Now cheer up, my little buckaroo.

Based

why I mostly try to hang out w other LOTC adults

minecraft and adult is oxymoron

Nope.

a banana monster ate your wifi

oh no that means it ate my wifi

DDoS protection does not work.

Unless someone like Lulzec is DDOS'ing you, yeah, it should.

http://imageshack.com/a/img819/5715/07lq.png

No. It doesnt work.

Not enough ammo in the world.

What did 4chan do this time?

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Yus

ya

pls yes