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  1. Detective

    Lel best part of being a Cerviatuar is when you are kill then skinned naked and sold off..

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    2. Fimlin

      Fimlin

      *heavy breathing*

    3. Space

      Space

      RP /is/ RP, but there has to be a line between just being a **** to a playerbase and maintaining a 'genuine' RP environment.

    4. W4hammer

      W4hammer

      Tell me where you are don't wory I won't hurt you *Sharpens his axe*

  2. Detective

    Slave roleplay is the only roleplay!

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    2. Detective

      Detective

      I will.

    3. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      I need a slave!

    4. Kvasir

      Kvasir

      hot.

  3. Detective

    Cervitaurs are a locked race now. So glad I apply before hand ^.^

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    2. osumanduas

      osumanduas

      Hunt them to extinction

    3. OhDeerLord

      OhDeerLord

      I'm pretty sure if 'hunted' they'd just grow back. They are fruit pretty much

    4. Katherine1

      Katherine1

      Odd, since I've been put in charge of the cervitaurs and haven't heard of any change. As far as I'm aware, I'm still allowed to recruit a couple new active RPers.

  4. Detective

    Nothing like no minecraft for three days...

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    2. excited

      excited

      ^

      :

    3. nordicg_d

      nordicg_d

      Muppet boooooooooooy

    4. knightly11 | lotc_fox

      knightly11 | lotc_fox

      but m-muh m-minecraft!!!!

  5. Detective

    Pro tip: Never dunk donuts in your tea.

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    2. Detective

      Detective

      Nah, trust me that's a lie. @.@

    3. Kemp

      Kemp

      You're supposed to eat the donut and tea separate like you do with any other drink and food. Never dunk.

    4. Lima

      Lima

      Surelock if your in any means english I shall have you deported for this.

  6. Detective

    This message has wasted four seconds of your life.

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    2. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      ...wait.

    3. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      damn it, I wasted four seconds to comment.

    4. Detective

      Detective

      I took six seconds to write it. Hah!

  7. Detective

    Any recommendations for what kind of small revolver I /could/ get on Christmas?

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    2. Rassidic

      Rassidic

      Something in 22. would be your best bet for a small kick at best. Perhaps get a derringer or something more classy , like a replica flintlock or pepperbox?

    3. Kickstarted and Running

      Kickstarted and Running

      Have you shot revolvers before? If you're comfortable a .357 is always a fan favorite but if not Mr. Prince I'd say is right with the .22

    4. Detective

      Detective

      Was kind of thinking something like so:

      http://gyazo.com/5bedc93ed6bf46a7b3b539233a149abb

  8. Detective

    Just replace Scott Sterling with 'Renn' Stirling.'

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    2. StellarDweller

      StellarDweller

      Reminds me of my first soccer game

    3. Detective

      Detective

      HarHar

    4. J

      J

      ;)

  9. Detective

    Any skin makers around to take a skin request?

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    2. mitch dharma

      mitch dharma

      I might, depending on what the request is 

    3. mitch dharma

      mitch dharma

      Pm me with some of the details if you'd like

    4. Gothe

      Gothe

      1k add andrei.dinca3 on skype search Sexpresso on planetminecraft for portofolio

  10. Detective

    Today, I ate a carrot, was tasty. -The End

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    2. StellarDweller

      StellarDweller

      *Hands Annabella a stack of lapis

    3. Kickstarted and Running

      Kickstarted and Running

      -suicide bombs-

    4. dank

      dank

      allahu tuvbar

  11. Detective

    There can only be one religion. And that is Potatoism.

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    2. Detective

      Detective

      You cannot hide! The potatoes will find you!

    3. Lykos

      Lykos

      Praise the spud

    4. High Prophetess Mezua~ ♥ ツ

      High Prophetess Mezua~ ♥ ツ

      I liek potatos <.>

  12. Detective

    ...Why do we write here in the first place? Why should I tell you guys what's up?

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    2. Detective

      Detective

      I don't go to school, I was homeschooled, and now I am done...

    3. Samler

      Samler

      Then why aren't you logging on?! Or play something else that is, or worky worky, or something else.

    4. Detective

      Detective

      I am working, might as well with some free time, already way ahead of you. :3

  13. Detective

    Merp.

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    2. Detective

      Detective

      And by merp I mean I won't be playing the server today because reasons...cya all tomorrow!

    3. Kvasir

      Kvasir

      what is a merp

    4. Kvasir

      Kvasir

      are you doing drugs.

  14. Detective

    Not easy when trying to play LOTC while family wants to bug you every 7.3 seconds.

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    2. Silent™

      Silent™

      Just barricade yourself and your computer in a room with internet!

    3. Joe_Blackman

      Joe_Blackman

      Nice estimation

    4. Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      family > lotc

  15. Detective

    And then the Pumpkin God will carry me away on his horse, and we'll live happily ever after.

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    2. Detective

      Detective

      ...You just ended my life, I was ganna do so much more!

    3. Samler

      Samler

      Just don't dance with him, Seth learnt so the hard way, ended with a lava bath with the Pmupkin god.

    4. Kvasir

      Kvasir

      no

  16. Detective

    Not many Cervitaurs on now days. ;-;

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    2. Old-Rattlesnake

      Old-Rattlesnake

      Probably because they all get beat up and confuse people.

    3. Jake the Dog

      Jake the Dog

      They make a nice sandwich

    4. Kvasir

      Kvasir

      yes

  17. Detective

    That moment when you are disconnect for an hour mid semi-fight rp. ;-;

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    2. nordicg_d

      nordicg_d

      thank god for pvp default...

    3. Rassidic

      Rassidic

      #flayscantrp

    4. Kvasir

      Kvasir

      okay

       

  18. Detective

    Cervitaurs are getting fewer, and its getting to the point where there are none on at all. >.>

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    2. ℤ∃ʁ∅

      ℤ∃ʁ∅

      Sprites yo

    3. Kvasir

      Kvasir

      no

    4. Detective

      Detective

      yes

  19. Detective

    When your toes are too large for you to suck on.

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    2. Harri

      Harri

      excuse me

    3. Kvasir

      Kvasir

      don't talk to my son, he's only 5

    4. Detective

      Detective

      :D

  20. Detective

    Paladins..

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    2. Merkaken

      Merkaken

      fam you're not alone

    3. ski_king3

      ski_king3

      Don't trust em!

    4. Detective

      Detective

      I mean the game.. xD

       

      But yeah Paledins in LOTC man..

  21. Detective

    Oh my gosh, I /roll 0, it kicked me, and now it says I am not white-listed on the server...little help?

    1. Detective

      Detective

      P.S, Teerz told me too.

    2. Birdwhisperer

      Birdwhisperer

      The server is down for maintenance.

    3. Sporadic

      Sporadic

      YOU DID WHAT!?!!?!?!!?!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!?!!?!!?!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!

  22. Detective

    I don't have a mind.

    1. Anderssn

      Anderssn

      We already know that.

    2. Mouse

      Mouse

      do you mind

    3. CommunistSpy

      CommunistSpy

      You should get one, I heard walmart is having a sale :)

  23. Detective

    Okay, so I am writing here...

    1. Demotheus

      Demotheus

      *slow clap*

    2. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      Hi surelock

    3. StellarDweller

      StellarDweller

      gg

  24. Detective

    Its been a year now, and I still cannot upload a profile photo.

    1. Burkester

      Burkester

      Much noob such wow

    2. Sythan

      Sythan

      Have you tried uploading through Gravatar? That's the only method that worked for me.

    3. Grouchy

      Grouchy

      have to use the url

  25. Detective

    There are many paths to choose, but in the end we choose to pick the one that we think is the least hardest. Why?

    1. AGiantPie

      AGiantPie

      Because efficiency!

    2. Hiebe

      Hiebe

      Cause humans are lazy fuckz, there are a few who taken the path least taken and they get the much reward

    3. excited

      excited

      The seemingly short cut to success is the one that allows immediate happiness, but long term struggle

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