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  1. haha literally what is there to do on lotc

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    2. EntoraX
    3. Medvekoma

      Medvekoma

      Try and start a lynch mob. Keep a high score of lynch achievements.

    4. Onslaughted

      Onslaughted

      warclaim evil minemen

  2. haha talk about names what about this haha @NordicG-d

     

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  3. hahahahah bernie blown the **** out by the [redacted] vote once again

  4. happy bungoday everyone, everyone wish bungo a happy bungoday

  5. HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

  6. he's done it! After snitching on the alts of 6,000,000 players, @Heero 阴 is finally unbanned!

  7. heard through the grapevine you like anime.. i do too.... you want more cute TRUMP hat anime girls ?

  8. hello I am giving away a cute anime avatar. post interest below.

  9. hey guys Bruno buron here. I'm looking for a wife (must be virgin, twenty years or younger, and qt) please send me a message or find me at my house in felsen, steel lane 7 is my address. if you have a sister or daughter who fills these requirements please let me know!

    p.s. if your sister or daughter happens to be a passable (cute) trap I can keep a secret

    1. Taketheshot

      Taketheshot

      Do they have to be a female IRL???

    2. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      A situational basis @Taketheshot

    3. JustHighasf

      JustHighasf

      may 2017 lmao

  10. Hey I heard you were interested in playing my wife, here's a little about me if you're interested

     

    hey guys Bruno buron here. I'm looking for a wife (must be virgin, twenty years or younger, and be cute) please send me a message or find me at my house in felsen, steel lane 7 is my address. if you have a sister or daughter who fills these requirements please let me know!

    p.s. if your sister or daughter happens to be a passable (cute) trap I can keep a secret

  11. Hey I'm Bruno buron looking for a wife, want to be my wife.

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    2. Kim

      Kim

      only if patu says its ok

    3. Stump

      Stump

      don't trust him he just wants you for your art, marry me instead

    4. John Ivory
  12. hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought it was really cute ((I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I dont know why I like it so much its a guy thing honestly. I saw you playing on a cs:go server I use and you were pretty good. ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I promise, I'm just trying to be friendly... was that too far? just don't meet many girl gamers haha we should talk sometime you seem really cute and fun xxx

  13. hope Everyone had a nice Bungoday.

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    2. Man of Respect

      Man of Respect

      Its the best day bro

    3. bungo
    4. UnBaed

      UnBaed

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      It certainly wasn't a day of accomplishment.  

  14. hope i get my rep back that was the most g-d tier rep ratio ever achieved on the server

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    2. Salvo

      Salvo

      ERROR: 500 Rep required to see this comment.

    3. John Ivory
    4. Salvo

      Salvo

      sweet revenge...

  15. How much nuffin can a dindu do if a dindu dindu nuffin?

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    2. Crowbill

      Crowbill

      Zero since he din du nufin?

    3. Ford

      Ford

      just because he robbed a store and was a thug doesn't mean he was a bad boy. he was a good boy. 

    4. Z3r05t4r

      Z3r05t4r

      How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? - A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood, since a woodchuck can't chuck wood. - But if a woodchuck could chuck wood and if a woodchuck would chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck? - Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood? A woodchuck should chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.

  16. I ******* hate women. I hate every single one of you. I hate all females on Lord of the Craft. Every single one of you is a power-hungry piece of ****. You all gather around Orenian nobility to sate your undying lust for power and relevance. Every single one of you are Savoyard sluts, despicable """Human""""beings who have no sense of taste in men but power and wealth.

     

    All I ask is for a wife. I just want a wife, someone who will love me and I will love back. But you can't fulfill this wish, the most simple wish on Lord of the Craft. I, Bruno Buron, have a steady job and many great friends, love walks through the forest, want to have kids, and love iced cream parlors, but you pass me off and chase ******* losers like @Gucko who don't know how to roleplay more than *fades to black.*

     

    Men of Oren, if you're reading this, the #BetaUprising has begun. It's time to kill off the most despicable parasite ever created, the Savoyard. Soon we will all have comfy wives and reclaim our Oren, but first we must be reborn by fire and sword.

  17. I am sorry, hope this makes up for it

     

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  18. I don't believe this story you're telling me

  19. I hope that Spinzir is unbanned...

  20. I HURT MYSELF TODAY

    TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL
    I FOCUS ON THE MEMES 
    THE ONLY THING THAT'S REAL

    DONALD TRUMP TEARS A HOLE
    DESTROYS MY SELF ESTEEM
    TRY TO SHILL IT ALL AWAY
    BUT HE REMEMBERS EVERYTHING

    WHAT HAVE I BECOME
    MY SWEETEST BRO?
    EVERYONE I KNOW MAKES FUN OF MY
    GUACA BOWL

    AND TRUMP COULD WIN IT ALL
    MY RIGHTFUL PLACE FROM BIRTH
    DAD I'VE LET YOU DOWN
    DUB I'VE MADE YOU...HURT

    I WEAR THIS BOWL OF GUAC
    UPON MY CUCKOLD BROW
    I'VE BEEN STUMPED BY THE TRUMP
    BUT I CAN'T EVEN FATHOM HOW

    BENEATH MY TOUGH FACADE
    MY SOUL IS FILLED WITH FEAR
    THE DONALD IS THE MAN
    AND I AM STILL A *****


    WHAT HAVE I BECOME
    MY SWEETEST BRO?
    EVERYONE I KNOW MAKES FUN OF MY
    GUACA BOWL

    AND TRUMP COULD WIN IT ALL
    MY RIGHTFUL PLACE FROM BIRTH
    DAD I'VE LET YOU DOWN
    DUB I'VE MADE YOU...HURT

     

    *shotgun blast*

    1. Scipp3r
    2. Kim

      Kim

      Hunwald I'm like legit concerned for you

    3. =Nkruma=
  21. I was an honest gm among a dishonest community.

    Antony

  22. I'm crying everyone's tears.

  23. Idea: move the recent topics module above the status update module to make recent topics more noticeable

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    2. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      Follow me @ETDEUMPURITAS ?

    3. big narstie

      big narstie

      @Hunwald is worth a follow if you'd like to know why NoFap is liberation, @Stevie.

    4. John Ivory
  24. if anyone's in the mood
    https://plug.dj/cmunion
    (no basketball american music)

    1. Fishy

      Fishy

      do not join this man's evil plug.dj

    2. Elvrohir Aureon

      Elvrohir Aureon

      What the **** does 'Basketball American' music mean.

       

      ***** I'll cross you so nice ya break ya damn ankles.

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