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Malocchio

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  1. please help me get my rep off an uneven number!!!!! i have disparnumerophobia!!!!

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    2. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      ok.. xx pls do it soon i'm lonely lol xx

    3. Treshure

      Treshure

      Maryland must be getting cold now, Malocchio.

    4. lemontide331

      lemontide331

      anything for u

  2. recommend a horror movie that'll blow my socks off

  3. Remember to 1) bring your own drinks, 2) pour your own or 3) keep your hand over your cup!

  4. remove my status one more ******* time 

    1. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      in response to your previous status

       

      mama get off the pole and show your daughter what a proud slav woman look like

  5. Rest in peace, Alan Rickman. You were an excellent professor and a good man.

    1. Kim

      Kim

      Rest in peace

  6. right stroke put lil baby in a spiral 

    1. Pinochet

      Pinochet

      soprano c we like to keep it on the high note

       

  7. royalty inside my dna

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    2. Banard

      Banard

      NOBODY PRAY FOR ME

    3. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      are you sure about that you italo-slav peasantess

  8. senza di te la vita non ha più senso

    1. Man of Respect
    2. mmat

      mmat

      Amore mio........ Ho appena visto questo ...

  9. SHORTY IS MY ******* DAWG!!!! if u f**** with shorty you f**** with me!!!!!

    1. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Hey listen, Shorty's my dog. You can't just say he's yours.

    2. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      But he's my dawg.

    3. Dougstalicious
  10. shoutout to @Trinn | nnirT for the best bday gift ever: 

     

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    my sweet aileen

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    2. BrandNewKitten

      BrandNewKitten

      @The Combatant bish, Loren is fierce af woman and you would be ******* lucky just to get your saggy face punched by her. *snaps*

    3. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      YEAH TAKE THAT GGT i lov u bnk <3

    4. erikur

      erikur

      wow jeb! happy birthday jeb! can u do ur signature line

  11. south side suicide been eating my vegetables hoe

    1. Fishy

      Fishy

      what does it mean

  12. stay safe tonight!! please!! remember to have a designated driver!! in this past year, i've lost 3 friends to drunk driving so please call someone or stay where you are!! have fun n party hard!

    1. lemontide331
    2. B

      B

      i will ty lornen

    3. bokyo

      bokyo

      am bokyo, why party

      dangerous

  13. still need a skin made hmu

  14. STOP THE UNNECESSARY CENSORSHIP TO PROTECT YOUR CLIQUE MEMBERS.

  15. stop with the ******* amas

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    2. cablam

      cablam

      Wait why am I a freeloader

    3. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      @Hero_Prodigy

      ur dumb

      stardew valley & dota2

      malocchio means 'evil eye' in italian

    4. Icarnus

      Icarnus

      I milly rock on any block

  16. terriblegecko is true chaotic evil. change my mind

    1. HurferDurfer1

      HurferDurfer1

      ur a ******* mutant prove me wrong

    2. gamer124

      gamer124

      that’s gecko de bar to you

  17. tfw you don't celebrate halloween

    1. ARCHITECUS

      ARCHITECUS

      I am dressing as Ricardo Saletti this Halloween.

    2. Weabootrash

      Weabootrash

      just get a sign put it up that says take one please then put an empty bowl next to it

       

      everyone will think its all been taken

  18. thankfully there is no thread for showing hands bc i get bullied for having "the striga claw"

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    2. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      ur lucky i am a violinist and don't have long ass nails bc i'd claw ur eyes out

    3. ScreamingDingo

      ScreamingDingo

      that's if your arm could support the weight of nails

    4. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      ok 1 day u will regret saying tht

  19. That's the last time you'll interrupt me.

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    2. Avacyn

      Avacyn

      [Shove Dijkstra aside. Forcefully.]

    3. Anderssn
    4. Fishy

      Fishy

      More like the top cuckold in all of Redania, now.

       

  20. The wrathful, cruel, horrible, pious and malicious.

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    2. Telanir

      Telanir

      Goddamn carrots!

    3. Ford

      Ford

      what the **** is up with the jews 

    4. Gnomemancy

      Gnomemancy

      ... Islamic Exreamists.

  21. There are two kinds of admins... - http://imgur.com/a/lET2t

  22. There should be Chick-fil-A's in Italy.

    1. Rael

      Rael

      Doesn't that stuff really make you ****, though?

    2. ARCHITECUS

      ARCHITECUS

      If you are allergic to peanuts, perhaps. The nugs are lovingly cooked in peanut oil, which is both healthier and tastier than the norm!

  23. there's something i need to get off my chest: i'm emo

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    2. John Ivory
    3. FORƎST

      FORƎST

      T W I T C H . T V

    4. mitto

      mitto

      *starts sweating

      whew i... i love you...

  24. They have eyes full of adultery, insatiable for sin. They entice unsteady souls. They have hearts trained in greed. Accursed children! [Peter 2:14] 

    1. mitto

      mitto

      this is islamiphobic.

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