NotEvilAtAll

"T'is nay backward ter believe 'n t'a spiri'ual powers o' nature. Ever seen ah Druid before? Qui'e sophisica'ed people" says Filibert Applefoot

[!] You find a letter in your mailbox! The paper is crinkly and thick, no doubt pressed by hand from reed fibers. There's a few specks of lavender spread about the paper. YER INVITED! ~A good omen from the heavens!~ T'is time for the first ever wedding of Knoxville (and hopefully not the last!). I, FIlibert Applefoot, will wed Delphi Wanderfoot, a lovely halfling lass who I love very much! There will be cake! There will be games and all sorts of fun! You best be there, or else you'll be missing out on a whole lot! Wedding Activities: ~Reciting Vows~ ~Shogging & Snowball Fight~ ~The ol' game of Spleef (A classic from way back 'n Brandybrook)~ ~A Final Farewell Feast, Full o' Fantastical Foods!~ Special Invitations: ~The Amador bigguns who live nearby~ ~The members of the Attenlund Development Society~ ~All Knoxville halflings~ ~All Bramlebury halflings who wish to travel up to Knoxville~ ~Other friendly bigguns, such as those related to Bella~ ~Any else who wish to attend and nay cause trouble~ Be t'ere or be a rotten pumpkin! -Filibert Applefoot, Sheriff of Knoxville. ((Event will take place TOMORROW, the 12th of July, 2021, at 8 PM EST. For directions to Knoxville, use the below map: ))

"S'olen cheesecake? Tha's terrible! Oi'll ge' righ' on t'a case!" says Filibert Applefoot, sheriff of Knoxville "Us halflings go''a s'ick tergethah, yew know!"

[!] A note is pinned to the Knoxville Noticeboard! The parchment is a bit crinkled.... Sheriff Election Results! ~Bigguns visiting Knoxville!~ T'is time for the results of the Sheriff Election to be made public! Here they are! For I, Filibert Applefoot, there be all 3 cast votes, 100% of all votes cast! For Cuthburt Weedfoot, there be zero votes, 0% of all votes cast! Thus, I am proud to announce that I, Filibert Applefoot, shall be the new Sheriff of Knoxville! -Filibert Applefoot, sheriff of Knoxville

"Wha' t'e fock. We're t'a REAL people o' t'a HIll!" says Filibert Applefoot, local halfling of Knoxville.

Thanks. I made it all today. It's surprisingly easy to record and edit videos once you get the hang of it. Absolutely an underused medium on LOTC. Bro we gotta make drugs in the burrow basement again

Thanks to @writtenShipper, @Frogger16, and @salamanderfantasy for the help!

I, jumperhand3, sign for grass vip to be made EPIC

[!] A note is pinned to the Knoxville Noticeboard! WILDERNESS EXPLORATION! ~The lovely ol' woods of Knoxville!~ While the Smokey Mountain Park may have been planted by our own wee hands, a long while has passed since we had total control over happenings within it. These days, nature takes its own course within the woods. I say we crack open the foliage and take a better look at what's been going on in there! I'm sure there's something cool we've missed! -Filibert Applefoot, halfling and resident of Knoxville ((Event to take place at 8 PM EST, tomorrow the 6th of July, 2021. If you can't find Knoxville, you can locate it using the below map: ))

[!] A note is pinned to the Knoxville Noticeboard Small Shogging Event! ~Shogging in Knoxville!~ Oi lads! Since I missed the ol' Shogging Tournament we did after the Flower Dance, I think we ought to hold another one! No need to sign up, just show up and be ready for some good ol' fun! -Filibert Applefoot, local halfling of Knoxville ((Event at 5 PM EST, tomorrow the 2nd of July, 2021. Event will take place in Knoxville, which can be found using the below map: Content warning for Acrophobia, Aquaphobia, and Claustrophobia))

Looks like a pretty good build! I love the trees!

[!] You come across a scrap of parchment floating through the wind. Knoxville Flower Dance! ~Mighty flowers blooming across Knoxville!~ Now that t'a Harvest be over, spring has once more sprung upon our wee village! Let us celebrate this fine occasion with song and dance! The great flowers that have bloomed all over will appreciate the company! The main event of the Flower Dance will, of course, be the Flower Dance itself! Wear your best clothes as we dance to the music of the wind, sky, sun, and earth! Here be the full list of events: ~Flower Judging! Best flower brought before the judge wins a prize!~ ~The Flower Dance, held in the central field (which will be full o' spring flowers by then!)~ ~Bird Watching!~ ~Some Shogging if folks still be left around to do so!~ BIGGUNS ARE INVITED! Be t'ere, or be a wilted flower! -Filibert Applefoot, local halfling of Knoxville ((Event will take place 8 PM EST, Tomorrow on Tuesday the 29th of June, 2021. Knoxville can be found using the map below: ))

Yeh Almaris is a pretty hard map to travel around compared to other maps. Nations are spread across the far corners of the map (unlike Arcas that had them in a central ring around CT) and there's no speed roads to shorten walk times from warp hubs to said nations. Giving us Greater Soulstones back would help at least a little bit.

[!] A note is pinned to the Knoxville Noticeboard Sheriff Elections! ~The Grand Knoxville Harvest!~ Since it has been a while after the nominations for Sheriff, I say it's time we run the election proper! Just put the candidate you wanna vote for on a li'l slip and put it into the ballot box by the Sheriff Office! Here be the form ye needa use: Name: Are ye a village resident?: Who do you vote for?: Filibert Applefoot [ ] Cuthburt Weedfoot [ ] Apples 'er Pumpkins?: May da bes' candidate win! -Filibert Applefoot, Sheriff candidate and notable halfling.

I didn’t know that flappy birds live in the village as well!

Filibert Applefoot scratches his hatless head "Wai', oi'm considered da Mayor now? Bu' oi was runnin' fer Sheriff! Oi guess we'll 'ave ter run tha' Sheriff elec'ion ter know if oi'm ah Mayor 'er Sheriff!" he'd cackle

Sorry I was playing a lot of Stardew Valley yesterday. I think I’ll get to work planning another halfling event today, however.

Wtf false advertising Mel Lenxia started before LOTC did making Mel Lenxia, not LOTC, the oldest fantasy Rp server in minecraft.

Freebuild map with McMMO lezzgooo Tho I'm not sure we could port over the old Aegis stuff where you could pay a hundred quid to get nation status I think Mojang might not like that.

((OOC Name: jumperhand3 )) Name: Filibert Applefoot What you want to offer: BOOZE