Savoyard Banners Rise Against Wheat

[Malaise 1569]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKiB8-2LK6s

 

Jan de Savoie and Allister of Legate gaze out from the keep and over the farms below, eyeing the wheat of baleful nature.

Allister spreads out a map of their territories, drawing his finger across the rivers and onto the farmlands as they plan the attack. Jan slams his fist into the table, holding back tears of rage as his people starve in the city outside. Allister embraces his brother of war to comfort him.

“Deus Vult” he whispers lovingly.

The time has come for Savoyard farmers to defeat their foul foe, and raise the banners of Savoy over the fields below. The lorraine cross will bear the bodies of many a hay-bale, and humanity shall march forth towards victory. Rickard Wheatsbane rallies Farmlord Nob and his peasant levies, preparing the pesticides for war.

 

WARCLAIM

 

Type of Battle:

Conquest

 

Time & Date:

3/8/2015, 7 EST

 

Attacking Forces:

Savoy + Angry Farmers

 

Defending Forces:

Wheat Fields and Hovels

 

Location and Boundaries:

Tournament2 (Farms)

Terms of Victory:

Victory for crusaders of GOD:

The hovels are defeated and the wheat conquered

Attackers gain control of the region tournament2

The people are fed.

 

Victory for the defending Forces:

The Savoyards are killed by wheat

Duke of Savoy loses -500.00 prestige

 

Rewards:

The attackers win and claim the farmland wrought of elbow grease and the work of children

The defenders win and the wheat experiences 30 years of peace

 

Rules:

Server rules

No team killing

No fake statuses

No returning to battle

No meta-gaming

No underground farms

[Salvo 1831]

Grim readies himself for the great culling of the heathenous wheat!

[FORƎST 1312]

 

Ser Allister gathers men for the crusade levy: no plant, rebel hobbit or farmland animal shall elude this, most Holy and Just casus belli.

 

"Farmy army oi oi oi!"

[Treshure 5581]

 

((Accepted.))

 

Nob roars.

"We will reclaim what is ours!"

[501warhead 1796]

You will be crushed

[Tirenas 677]

"Faith and Conquest!" Cantonus shouts, readying his blade.

[Devland99 180]

Constantine is ready with his levy to support his Savoyard friends!

[thesmellypocket 1841]

"wooot a shithole." Louis Fournier d'Avenese, the Wealdstone Raider, chants at the wheat.

[hellfiazz 878]

Lat'z juzt wizh lat wuz urukz.

[Altiak 1648]

you are the worst wheat you are the wheat smell return to urguania to our urguanian cousins you may return you may live in the zoo ahhhahahah ,  grain we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal **** but **** ******* wheat stink aesterwaldia spiphere spqipare.. wheat genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead wheat....ahahahahah URGUANIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget canonist war . aesterwaldia we kill the king , aesterwaldia return to your precious kaedrin...  hahahahaha idiot wheat and urganian smell so bad ... wow i can smell it ... REMOVE GRAIN FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. savoy + barmy army oi oi oi + akovia + vladov + montfort=kill urguan ... you will get canonist war/ jakesimonson alive in savoy, jakesimonson making album of savoy . fast rap jakesimonson savoy . we are rich and have minae now hahaha ha .. because of jakesimonson... you are ppoor stink wheat  ... you live in a hovel haahahaha, you live in yurt jakesimonson alive number #1 in savoy ... **** the red urguania ... **** ashol wheat  no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and country jakesimonson aliv and real strong wizard kill all the wheat farm animal with rap magic know we savoy rule ape of the zoo presidant godfrey horen **** the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch this egg hath and grain wa;s born. stupid baby from the eggn give back our clay we will crush u like a skull of pig. savoy greattetst country

[Ricky 320]

Athelstan laughs "You call those feilds!"

[Ser Paul Ryan 1138]

Steward Arik's opinion of Duke Savoy goes up 5+ 

[Publius 3666]

Publius applauds loudly hearing that the Savoyards, the most fabulous of wheat slayers, are taking on the true bane of the empire. 

 

Overwhelmed with this great news, he begins to sob, and prays for a sweeping success. 

[Fireheart 2768]

Oren shall prevail!

[Avacyn 1706]

"go get em boys"