A new chapter for the Badlands

[Josef_Rippelberg 0]

 

United kingdom of the good badlands \\

 

A declaration of war 

 

“We, King Philip I. and Queen Nikita I. The rulers of the realm of the good badlands hereby declare independence from the oppressive dictatorship of the Kingdom of Rosenhelm. As they have continuously oppressed the realm of the Badlands for years, we cannot sit by and watch as more good badlanders fall due to the actions of Rosenhelm.”

 

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A New name for a better Kingdom!

 

Hereby, till this day forth, we now pronounce the “Badlands” to be: The Unified Realm of the Good Badlands. 

 

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The History of the good Badlands

 

The Leaders of the good Badlands have approached the Queen of Rosenhelm and declared their new kingdom, as they gave Queen Amelia the Declaration they were met with hostility. Queen Amelia demanded that this be ended at once and they'll be banished from the Realm if they do not stop this. After the Queens argued, a count and knight of Rosenhelm threw cheesecake at Queen Nikita which, alongside insults towards the queen and king, was the reason for them to leave. If people wish to play we believe everyone should be able to be who they want! No matter what your actual title is, it is all play in the end! 

 

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Good Badland Child code of honour

 

• To Praise God and maintain His Church and house. 

• To protect the weak and defenceless

• To live by honour and for glory

• To despise sugary and toys  bribes 

• To fight for the welfare of all

• To guard the honour of fellow knights

• To eschew unfairness, meanness and deceit

• To keep faith at all times to speak the truth

• To persevere to the end of the good badlands as we know it. 

• To respect the honour of all children no matter their size! 

• Never refuse a challenge from an equal

• Never to turn the back upon a foe

• Always eat cake with a smile! 

 

Child laws 

 

• Never betray the King and Queen 

• Never steal from the Kingdom or other children 

• A knight never takes bribes!!!

• Never disrespect the peers of the realm

• Adventures for non-good badland citizens are prohibited 

• Prince Fallon requires at least 1 hour of petting

 

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The adventures of the Kingdom

 

Chapter one 

 

Dear kingdom, 

Today after finding out access to our dear kingdom was taken away by the evil Queen of Rosehelm we sought a new way in. A much better cooler way in that all children could have access to! We searched and searched and searched and finally we have come to an agreement and away in. I will forever love the Good badlands. 

Love Queen Niki. 

P.s I left sweets at the little grave. I wonder what happened?

 

Chapter two

 

Dear Kingdom,

We have recruited new people (friends) into the badlands, the divine Archduke John and Archduke Daniel. We also got new forts for the good Badlands and now we stand ready against the evil Queen Amelia.

Farewell, King Philip 

 

Chapter three

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Woof woof grrr bark grrr woof bark.

Prince Fallon

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Titles of Good Badlands

 

“Her Majesty, Queen Nikita Avrelya Carrion-Tuyvic by the Grace of God, Queen of the good Badlands, forever Princess, Princess of the princedom of the wastelands, Duchess of the Bad badlands, Queen of the good Badlands. Queen of the eternal Throne.”

 

“His Majesty, King Philip Rupert Archibald Galbraith, by the Grace of God, King of the good Badlands, forever Prince, Prince of the princedom of the wastelands, Duke of the bad badlands, King of the good Badlands. King of the eternal Throne.”

 

“His Serene Highness, Prince Fallon Carrion-Tuyvic-Galbraith by the grace of God, Prince of the good Badlands, Forever Duke, Archduke of the Archduchy of the Lower Wastelands, Baron of the Higher Wastelands, Prince of the Princedom of Fallon. Prince of the eternal throne.”

 

“Her Sugary ElexKingdomancy, Knight Hero  Katherina Tsecsar by the grace of God,  Dame of Friendship, Forever Hero, Exalted-Princess of Fighting Good and beating up Evil, Countess of Fort Tsecsar, Hero Of the good Badlands, Friendliest Friend of playtime for all.”

 

“His Divine Grace John Casimir, by the grace of God, forever divine Archduke, Archduke of the upper wastelands, divine Protector of the lower wastelands, Lord of  Sugar sweets, Exalted Prince of wooden swords, Protector of the eternal Throne.”

 

“His Divine Grace George Maximilian, by the grace of god, divine Archduke of the Naps, Count of the bed, Baron of Naptime and Duke of the divine sleep.”

 

His Grace Daniel Victor d’Arkent, By the grace of God , Archduke of fort Arkent, Baron of Outer Rosenhelm.”

 

Signed by:

 

King of the Good Badlands

Queen of the Good Badlands 

 

[annabanana1014 2084]

The Grandest Lady Lousia looked rather puzzled at such missive.. One of her best friends and her brother are at war with Rosehelm? “May the Oracle keep us safe! BBAAAHHHH”

[libertyybelle 6187]

“Heretics…” declared the Queen of Rosehelm as she sipped on a non-alcoholic pina colada on her beach spa resort.

[growingivy 3382]

Kylah Armas feels like she's missed too much... "Whaaaaat?"

[Tigergiri 3073]

Queen Nikita look at the spell checking that Philip  had done "ooo so thats how thats spelled!" as she wore her flower crown and started her hour long pets for Prince fallon.

[NotJcbeno 203]

Daniel stared across at his trusted knights around the meeting table at the centre of the outermost fort of his arch-duchy of Petia! The Screowl flag hanging high above their heads as they discussed this new news. Daniel himself stroking the head of his pet Ellie, a snowy Screowl as he spun absent minded like on his chair. “We need to increase our defences and increase our candy stocks! This is going to be a long war!”

@Palastartes @MapleSunflower

[Palastartes 97]

1 minute ago, NotJcbeno said:

Daniel stared across at his trusted knights around the meeting table at the centre of the outermost fort of his arch-duchy of Petia! The Screowl flag hanging high above their heads as they discussed this new news. Daniel himself stroking the head of his pet Ellie, a snowy Screowl as he spun absent minded like on his chair. “We need to increase our defences and increase our candy stocks! This is going to be a long war!”

@Palastartes @MapleSunflower

Katherina Tsecsar would of course, prepare as she had been asked to. However, the best defence is a good offense, and the dummy being absolutely Hammered  by her Wooden Broadsword as she trained surely agreed. It looked as if the game was about to become very fun. Hopefully, the war would never end. 

[JoanOfArc 4604]

Franz Nikolai, father to this proclaimed Queen of the Badlands, brought his bestfriend, Anton d'Amato-Orlov, and both swore fealty to his Daughter-Queen. But not with an insane amount of laughter along with. "Keep moving forward." were the only words of advice he provided, and he offered his sword should she need to it ever.

 

@RaindropsKeepFalling

[clonky 1976]

Francesca thinks they’re stupid because they don’t even know how to spell the name of their Kingdom Neighbors, Rosehelm! As seen in the introduction paragraph, their misspelling “Rosenhelm” gave her a sour countenance… 

[Eryane 3698]

“How adorable,” a Raev said with a brief smile at the missive. Before she could read any further of the newfound child kingdom and their rules, Anastasya had been approached by Sister Galina and ushered to the cathedral for prayer and preparation for her religious pilgrimage. 

[CanadaMatt 873]

Puzzled would be Arthur Galbraith to say the least that his own brother would betray the kid kingdom and his family for a land that is not blessed by the Oracle. " Shameful "

[PerfectlyPeachy 1383]

“Daniel is such a snake! One minute he’s trying to impress you with poetry and chasing you around like a puppy, and the next he betrays us to the badlands!” Henrietta wrote in her letter to Amelia. They weren’t playing by the rules!

 

@libbybelle

[zuziee 4004]

Nikoleta shed a single tear, hearing of her best friend Niki’s betrayal to the Oracle. 

[Herod 1417]

The Count of the Moon slumped to his feet, he took a silent prayer to the oracle before rising back, wooden sword in hand and with the other a beanie weesies bag, he offered them to all the Children willing to defend Rosehelm.

“This queen of theirs will get another cake thrown at her face by the end of this war.”

 

Kaus remarked before heading over to the border checkpoint near the badlands.

[EmiliainWonderland 2309]

The young Deyanira could hardly read the missive, but she was looking forward to being a traveling bard between the kingdoms.