Slorbin 1775 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Pilk Pilk Potion by Satan “Boil, boil, toil and twubble.." Skookums the House-Kharajyr chanted, stirring his giant pot of boiling, churning milk, cackling wildly. His master, the Crazy Kharajyr Lady, will certainly enjoy this last potion. One for the ages, and hopefully, it would soon mask her old age. An evil concoction for an evil witch, and surely, two wrongs would make a right- the master would definitely turn into the fairest woman in all the land! Just as he has been commissioned to do so. The cat sprinkled in several different symbols.. Death, to kill off the warts. Poison, to ward off the parasites, chunkiness, to give it an excellent texture, freezing, to keep it cool and fresh.. And finally, the cat pulls out a small bottle, filled with bubbly brown liquid. Pepsi... He pops off the cap, the pungent smell of high-fructose corn syrup filling the air. He dashes the bottle into the cauldron, and... it's done. His perfect creation. The Kharajyr bottles it carefully... presenting it to his master. Neither were ever seen again... Description & Effects: An absolutely disgusting concoction of Almaris' favorite soft drink, mined straight out of the ground through a large pump in Attenlund, and the newly-found tap of life located right on the CT Monk Statue where everyone mysteriously wakes up after a bad fight. When these two things are added, along with a small myriad of stabilizing ingredients, alchemists have discovered something remarkable occurs. A concoction with the chunkiness of spoiled milk, yet the carbonated, cooling freshness of a glass of ice cola. The perfect combination. It has been discovered that, when drunk, the resulting 'Pilk' is actually a potent poison capable of downing the most virulent foes in a matter of minutes. The concoction is so absolutely disgusting, that the consumer vomits out their internal organs (and soul) willingly, and PKs on the spot, never to return. Recipe: Base: Milk from the CT Monk Statue's Nipple 1x Death 2x Pepsi 1x Poison 1x Chunkiness 1x Freezing REDLINES: -Tier Four -Must /creq to milk the CT monk statue. Make sure to /creq multiple times in a row so that it might get accepted! Keep doing '/creq i want to milk the ct nipple' until you get it. -Effects take place instantly. -Requires ST signing. Spoiler 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MochiHermit 68 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Makoto Sakurai gasps in disbelief to see the recipe. He sounds his protest "but I drink the lemon lime-cucumber-flavoured Sprite only!" 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryloth 4316 Share Posted November 13, 2021 is this a work-around way to tell your TA "please drop me" 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_Kunuk 889 Share Posted November 13, 2021 This is embarrassing to witness as your teacher in alchemy. You are being dropped, ST will be informed shortly. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reckless Banzai Screamer 11993 Share Posted November 13, 2021 39 minutes ago, Ryloth said: is this a work-around way to tell your TA "please drop me" 38 minutes ago, King_Kunuk said: This is embarrassing to witness as your teacher in alchemy. You are being dropped, ST will be informed shortly. 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valannor 6349 Share Posted November 13, 2021 I for one support our new pilkpoison overlords. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryloth 4316 Share Posted November 13, 2021 The results of this post are catastrophic 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrophysical 1009 Share Posted November 13, 2021 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polysemic 798 Share Posted November 13, 2021 5 hours ago, Slorbin said: -Must /creq to milk the CT monk statue. Make sure to /creq multiple times in a row so that it might get accepted! Keep doing '/creq i want to milk the ct nipple' until you get it. ye 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TryaxReck 377 Share Posted November 14, 2021 4 hours ago, King_Kunuk said: This is embarrassing to witness as your teacher in alchemy. You are being dropped, ST will be informed shortly. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeteorDragon 3027 Share Posted November 14, 2021 This is the typhus drink lmao 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
squakhawk 8202 Share Posted November 18, 2021 This lore has been denied. You will be sent a forum PM regarding the reasons for denial within the next 24 hours. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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