grnappa 1230 Share Posted July 5, 2023 Haldor Ireheart grumbles as he waddles to Hakon's @Eddywilson2 smithy."We 'ave shoite ta do. Get off yer fat arse." 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstriaS 3804 Share Posted July 5, 2023 53 minutes ago, _RoyalCrafter_ said: ancient ally Norland Alara Camian, who had picked up a history textbook before, was unable to make it past the first sentence of the missive without doubling over in laughter. "Ancient ally? One would think the dwarves, priding themselves on their centuries-long memories, would at least remember something as recent as the fallout of the Iron Accord – surely they remember the Krag? Avar? Ah, but who cares about the truth when there's war to be had?" 14 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepto 292 Share Posted July 5, 2023 1 hour ago, _RoyalCrafter_ said: During the coronation of His Royal Majesty Balon, the dwarven people rallied in great numbers to join in the revelry with an ancient ally Norland, one which dwarves have fought alongside during the Wig Wars. The dwarves came bearing gifts to partake in the two people's many similarities. Svardin Remembers his dead comrades from the Krag."Ancient ally my arse." 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmiliainWonderland 1526 Share Posted July 5, 2023 Blanca, who had been far too busy with her little ones to attend the coronation blinked at this news. "No. That certainly doesn't sound like Balon or Hilda... why is everyone trying to make our nation seem so aggressive?" She frowned, holding onto her youngest and watching over her two older kids. At last she smiled and nodded, Hilda and Balon had a good reason for whatever happened that day, she was sure of it. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimplySeo 5324 Share Posted July 5, 2023 "Bakir deserved wors'." Said Jorvin Starbreaker, entirely uninformed on the issue, and jumping to a conclusion. 24 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferdaboy 1626 Share Posted July 5, 2023 Kenswey Fiscere, a thane of yore, frowns at the mention of honorless norlanders and reperations. “They insult us and demand an appology?” He murmured, confused by this “ancient ally’s” ignorance of the importance of pride and honor to the Norlandic people. 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
creamynoteblock 2551 Share Posted July 5, 2023 "Ah think ye shouldn't go n' attack people on such a formal, lawful occashion. Ye got yer justice." Uradan Starbreaker, a Cave Dwarf, thought to himself upon hearing that Bakir Girlyvoice lost her hand. 18 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fimlin 1697 Share Posted July 5, 2023 Fimlin Grandaxe reads the missive, cursing as he reads the words "ancient ally" "It's moi fockin' Oisland!" yells the old dwarven Jarl of Avar. 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepto 292 Share Posted July 5, 2023 2 minutes ago, Fimlin said: Fimlin Grandaxe reads the missive, cursing as he reads the words "ancient ally" "It's moi fockin' Oisland!" yells the old dwarven Jarl of Avar. ...Said Svardin to his comrade. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laeonathan 4074 Share Posted July 5, 2023 "I remember the time the now-deceased King of Balian entered Celia'nor. I miss the good old day sometimes, where an elf could set aflame an annoying monarch, once they broke laws." Lord Raziel sighed in a faked and jesting manner as he spoke, before adjusting his Gambeson and prepared to help his newly won Norlandic allies with his voidal powers, just to troll them. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evonpire 1848 Share Posted July 5, 2023 "oh zkah et izn't uz diz tik!" The Rex commented as he read through the missive! 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvius 347 Share Posted July 5, 2023 "Sounds like we should've cut his tongue off instead of his hand." A loyal Norlander stated as he read the missive. 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibn Khaldun 7729 Share Posted July 5, 2023 Moderator Comments: Spoiler Remember to comply with all forum rules when writing your post. References to trolling, not hiding memes in spoilers, and other instances of breaking rules may result in forum infraction points. For reference, click on the 'Forum' tab to reach forum-specific rules on appropriate replies: https://www.lordofthecraft.net/rules/ 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
marikandaperc 1178 Share Posted July 5, 2023 (edited) "Oh man..." Ludmilla murmured dramatically upon hearing the latest Dwarven news. "I hope they won't kidnap me again. Damn dwarves." The Norlandic, dwarf-hater angrily cried out within the Edvardsson residence. Edited July 5, 2023 by marikandaperc 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nooblius 5814 Share Posted July 5, 2023 Norli Starbreaker rolls a few dice to decide who he'll blame for the injustice. He was later found confidently accusing the Epiphytes of mind-controlling Bakir into attacking elves as part of a druidic secret war. 28 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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