Gomoore 349 Popular Post Share Posted December 1, 2023 (edited) Newspapers are spread throughout Aevos. They’re made of two sheets of cheap paper, simply stacked and folded together and yet they are surprisingly colorful, with doodles and familiar drawings! Could this be… no way! Issue Azhty’Azh (XI) — Azh’Kint’H’ty’H’Dub (CLVII) D.A. ORC POLITICS Klamor for a New Government A new Rex rose on the Throne. After challenging Grubnahk to a klomp [traditional fight] and winning the duel, a young orc took the previous Rex’s last breath— and with it the throne of the Iron Horde. Krugmar is now ruled by Grommash, and with the new leader many familiar faces came back to San’Brîu. The city has been bustling with life, and to ensure that he had the orcish population’s full support, Grommash immediately summoned a Klamor [public assembly]. The Klamor started with a short speech from the leader:“Today, I speak to the horde, to tell its future, and hear the mind of the people. I have a dream. I dreamt many nights of a strong horde, with great shamans and good orcs. But the horde is not the work of one orc; it belongs to each of us.” He then called forth contenders for the duties of Dominus, Targoth, Motsham. After two great klomps, where Kho’Gorkil won against Grothzark’Dom, and Grimruk’Lur defeated Himdokh, the new Orc Government was settled. The new Orcish Government (from left to right): the Rex, his right hand, the military leader and the spiritual guide Vassals were asked to reaffirm their allegiances, which they did; the Duchy of Redclyf-Rozania, Sulianpoli and the Alurians vowed to provide warriors and minae for the Horde’s protection. Two more matters were discussed; first on what to do in regards to Zkorkon’Ugluk the Inferi. While orcs never allow demons to roam their lands, Zkorkon has shown efforts to reform. The possibility that Shamanism might let us cure him also justified keeping him alive. The Rex spoke, and it was decided that until more research be conducted, Zkorkon would not be hunted down. Next, the right to klomp the Rex was discussed. It is indeed what has caused the Iron Horde to fall prey to Grubnakh’s inexperienced hands in recent history. So, after careful weighing of pros and cons, the following was decided. No vote would be held, but only those who hold a position of authority in the Orcish Government shall claim the Rex’s Throne. Positions of authority are the Dominus, the Targoth, and the Wargoths [leaders] of acknowledged clans —that is to say, a clan with at least 3 members present at Klamors. As a conclusion, Grommash announced that a great project would be started; with the help of the Ruka [artisans and builders], a new orcish capital will rise! San’Brîu will be demolished to make room for Orcgrimmar! FOREIGN AFFAIRS War on Aevos The human Kingdoms have seldom been so divided. Accusations of sin and heresy, murder and regicide, treason and murder have been thrown over and over again during the last cactus week. Though very entertaining, this mangled web of denunciations and the sheer number of parties involved has made seeking facts and true causes of the war difficult. The unrest between human nations and cities is not new; tensions rose each time a new alliance was created, threatening those outside it, tensions rose too when one city became vassal to a nation, changing once more its allegiance. As often, many people were surely waiting for an opportunity to turn the bickering into a full war. The opportunity came on the Sun’s Smile last cactus week; multiple leaders met to find an agreement that would satisfy all and maintain peace. This is when Frederick Aurelian, ruler of Stassion, decided to murder Aaun’s King Heinrich II Lothar, under whom he was a vassal. The cause for this act remains unclear. Frederick Aurelian did leave a letter to take full blame —even rejoicing— of this successful regicide and claim that he did a great service to the kingdom of Aaun; but this letter might be full of lies to protect his children and the people of Stassion he left behind in his run. But a king does not die without a bloodbath, and indeed many knights of Stassion were killed when other vassals of Aaun arrived and learned of the betrayal. Only one nation joined Stassion; many in Veletz saw the assassination as a welcome revenge, for they did not see Aaun’s alliances with their enemy Balian as a good omen. The League of Veletz also had religious quarrels with the rest of the canonist world as many in Veletz have been excommunicated from the Church of Canon —to which they responded… by burning a church. Both sides called upon their allies. Haense formed the Covenant of Five, uniting Haense, Balian, Petra, Urguan and Hyspia and vowed to destroy Veletz. The Leage of Veletz called upon Stassion, Celia’nor and Krugmar to join them, and both sides have been getting ready for a large assault, sometime in the next cactus days. The Covenant of Five (from left to right), leaders of: Haense, Balian, Hyspia, Petra and Urguan. The portraits of Aleksandr II and Adrian may be inaccurate; they were done by goblin trainees ORCISH CULTURE On the Motsham The horde has a new Motsham… but what is a Motsham? Madoc’Lur was kind enough to give us an interview, so he may explain his role to those unfamiliar with Spiritualism and Shamanic Culture. How would you describe the Motsham to non-spiritualists? “The Motzham is the spiritual leader of the shamans. In human terms, it might be like the shaman pontiff. But the Motsham's main duty is to ensure that the will of the spirits is followed and that the shamans aren’t corrupted by buurz.” —That is to say, darkness, or sin. During the Klamor, you have advocated for Skorkon the Inferi to be kept among us. Is he not buurz himself? “Yes, but Buurz can be cured with enough research. Shamanism can already cure vampires and voidal mages by visiting the realm of Scorthuz or receiving his blessing. However, certain areas have not been researched enough. I am a strong believer that with enough dedication we will be able to cure even the more severely afflicted like Skorkon.” “Orcs, honoraries, vassals of the Iron Horde as well as Shamans that belong to the Lodge —the Shamanic institute he has vowed to create— will be offered a cure and one chance to repent and correct their ways. If they refuse, then they will be killed. The shamans who are not part of the Lodge will not receive such second chances.” What will you, personally, do as the Motsham, beyond regular Motsham duties? “The main thing is that all buurs will be purged on sight. Simple as that. Should a shaman ever be turned against the spirits and become buurs or openily associate with buurs, they will be trialed and executed. Then there will also be regular darkspawn tests before every large shaman meetings to weed out the darkspawn snakes.” He also talked of his plans; “I am also overseeing the construction of the Lodge. But first, the shaman codes will be written to serve as a guiding principle for all lodge shamans. My goal will also be to make shamanism great again, because the previous Motshams either failed their duties by serving only their interests or were openly associating with buurz.” What are the relations between the Motsham and the Rex, with the political powers? “The Motsham should be in charge of spiritualism and the education of non believers in such. There is really no link with politics, since those are two different fields and as a former Dominus, I do not intend to get into politics again. It’s really a pain in the ass!” It is true that Motshams hold no power beyond that on guidance of the Shamans, but it should be noted that they often —and this has been the case during last Klamor— serve as an advisory to the Rex, a moral compass for fair and wise decisions. ON THE KAKTUZ The Kaktuz Weekli would like to welcome the National Elven News Association to Aevos! It is always great to see others go through the effort of gathering unseen information, hidden truths and bring them to the people. We will be reading your publications with great interest. The Kaktuz is also looking for fixers; people (ideally from outside of Krugmar) who will keep an eye on local news and inform of important events, or help investigations either by bringing their own stories, or by pointing to the right people for trustworthy information. Please get in touch with Gharak for these matters. We will also reinstate the subscription system that Kor’Garr had put in place. So, if you wish to have the Kaktuz Delivered right to your doorstep, please contact us. Thank you for reading! Yargoth Gharak Edited December 1, 2023 by Gomoore font size 35 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit_Jack 513 Share Posted December 1, 2023 Minto'Lur flaps out a page of the cactus weekly, cigar in hand to read through the recent news with intrigue. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narthok 9213 Share Posted December 1, 2023 Grommash gasps in outrage "This is fake news!, I never fought the ologarch!" 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boom_steel 117 Share Posted December 1, 2023 Himdokh slams a fist on the table, “We do nub zpeak ill ub da Ologarch! He waz a very hozh rex.” The orc holds his hat to his chest, wiping a tear from his face, “Mi miss Grubnakh.” 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancho 2527 Share Posted December 1, 2023 Ser Jose Fuentes flipped through the new issue of the Kaktuz Weekli from his desk in Hyspia. He nodded along as he read the stories, cracking a smile towards an imaginary camera. "Even though we are on opposite sides of the war, I never miss an issue of my favorite newspaper, the Kaktuz Weekli." 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_Dog 1432 Share Posted December 1, 2023 “Never ceases to disappoint me. Top tier read. I wonder if Patches has seen this.” The musin named Spuds asks himself as he finishes the vibrant publication and heads a few doors down to were his friend lives as he left the paper in front of the door and then departed 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanael Moonstrider 272 Share Posted December 1, 2023 Stepping outside after a much needed nap. Patches of Babblebrook, the King of Musin, yawned and looked down. By his feet was none other than the Kaktuz Weekli. One of his favourite and seemingly only delivered newspapers. Smiling, his little nose twitched in delight as he reached out to pick it up. "Ah wonderful! Another issue for me to read! I best brew a cup of tea...." He walked away to make one of his favourite drinks, wondering who keeps delivering these newspapers to the Musin Village. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetle 2760 Share Posted December 1, 2023 Mari admired the little doodles and color of the newspaper. Spoiler this is my favorite thing to read and look at on the forums - the doodles, the writing, it's great you're doing amazing ! <3 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloralHedgehog 411 Share Posted December 2, 2023 Gul'ash rejoices as another issue of the Kaktuz-weekli found it's way in her goblin hands. "Dey bezt source ub in-for-mae-tee-on as always!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimplySeo 5270 Share Posted December 2, 2023 To the staff of the Kaktuz Weekli Kindly inform the Goblin Trainees within your employ that, despite their lack of experience, that I can personally attest to the accuracy of their artistic depiction of King Adrian I of Balian, having met the King during his youth. I applaud their artistic skill and look forward to reading further issues of thew Kaktuz Weekli, you have earned yourself a new subscriber. May we meet honorably, on the battlelfield or otherwise. Numenatar of the House Arthalionath, Lord-Father of Numendil, King Emeritus. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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