satinkira 5929 Popular Post Share Posted December 19, 2023 MAGMA WARLOCKS ORIGINS One day, an elf called ‘Patrick Hatewomen’ left the gym, saying goodbye to his gymhomies as he did so. “God,” he thought to himself, rubbing his luxurious black hair with his towel, “I love women. Especially my wife.” Despite his conspicuous name, the Haenser man went home to his wife who he truly loved only to hear her say when he came in “honey, eam pregnant.” this surprised him - he suffered from an unfortunate malady called [REDACTED] that prevented such things from happening. She explained that she’d gotten with an orc, and he flew into a rage. “GOD,” he screamed, “I HATE WOMEN” (illustration above for reference). That was when the inner animal finally overwhelmed him and he transformed into a lone alpha wolf, bounding away through the snow. PHYSIQUE The physique of the average Magma Warlock is one refined by countless hours spent at the gym. They possess great muscular frames and differ from Descendants in that their blood is made from piping hot lava, a metaphor for the lonely alpha rage that they feel every day due to their hatred of women. They possess the strength of an olog and often have friendly wrestling bouts with each other. MENTALITY The Magma Warlocks are a sect of magicians who hate women, having all suffered romantic troubles with them. As such, they are angry, lonely, and any form of romance they take MUST be homosexual. In lieu with other dark magics, despite their being evil dark magicians they usually do romance RP at least once. They are prone to saying the word 'real' randomly in conversation. ABILITIES ABILITY 1 : TRANSFORMATION Spoiler Magma Warlocks possess the ability to transform into a wolf during periods of high emotional strain. Over the course of two emotes, they transform from their normal muscular state to a grey wolf. (Example emote) Magma Warlock: “Hrr.. Don’t mention my ex-wife’s name! Grr…. oh no.. the transformation has begun.. Run..” NPC: “What’s wrong, Magma Warlock!?” Magma Warlock: “Damnit.. Maria, why did you leave me.. grrAAAR” They transform into a wolf, their shirt rips apart and they bite your head off "MARIA COME BACK TO ME" RED LINES - The colour of fur on the wolf can only be silver/white/black. No other colours. - You MUST emote your shirt ripping apart. - The wolves can talk. - No furry shit though. That's weird. ABILITY 2 : DOXXING Spoiler Magma Warlocks, over the course of 1 emote, can dox people in #looc. (Example emote) Attacker: “I’ve finally caught you, foul Magma Warlock! Prepare to die, incel scum!” He swings his sword at the neck of the wizard, the elf grinning as he did so. Magma Warlock: “143.84.152.165” RED LINES - There are no red lines. Go crazy with this one. - DO NOT TRY TO DOX PLAYERS WITH OVER SEVEN YEARS OF PLAYTIME. BAD IDEA ABILITY 3 : BROMANCE Spoiler Over the course of two emotes, two Magma Warlocks kissing (not in a gay way of course) reduces emote counts and buffs strength for all Magma Warlocks involved. (Example emotes) Magma Warlock 1: *kisses you but not in a gay way Magma Warlock 2: *kisses you back but not in a gay way RED LINES - This only works if you kiss another Magma Warlock. Other bros aren’t bros and therefore aren’t bros and don’t count as kissing a bro (the magic spell only works with bros). GENERAL RED LINES - Magma Warlocks can only engage in homosexual romance. - Magma Warlocks are bros, and therefore cannot use their spells against each other. All conflicts are settled in manly fistfights. - Due to their constant gym participation, all Magma Wizards have the strength of an olog. However they cannot use this prodigious strength against other Magma Warlocks! PURPOSE the anti frost witch. as one community dies, another must take its place this is obviously a joke. please do not crucify me for sexism 38 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jentos 6884 Share Posted December 19, 2023 can't believe he rewrote both AZDRAZI and VARGS in a single lore piece . . . 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryanark 1946 Share Posted December 19, 2023 Is this the sigma the prophecy foretold? 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiredom 1553 Share Posted December 19, 2023 Accepted 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pallodium 465 Share Posted December 19, 2023 Accepted. Please DM me on discord for further steps as we approve this piece. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCVDK 1584 Share Posted December 19, 2023 Accepted. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diogen 3072 Share Posted December 19, 2023 HONEY EAM PREGNANT 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agy 326 Share Posted December 20, 2023 I am not sure whether this is a ill omen of the future or a grave mistake to unleash the Prophesied Adversary less than a week away from Christmas; when the Magma Warlock's nemesis is at their strongest. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_of_losers 955 Share Posted December 20, 2023 "NOW THAT YOU HAVE ACQUIRED THE POWER MY SON, YOU MUST SWEAR TO ME BY THE SACRED SWORD OF JOVAN THAT YOU WILL USE THE POWER ONLY FOR GOOD, NEVER FOR EVIL." - sigma misogynyhunter, slayer of magma warlocks. 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
𝙻𝚞𝚟 XO 3066 Share Posted December 20, 2023 🔥 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_Dog 1434 Share Posted December 20, 2023 This goes hard. +1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morigung-oog 2358 Share Posted December 20, 2023 Accepted. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlitheryC1 484 Share Posted December 20, 2023 the mad lad DID IT LMFAOOO (grandfather me pls bbg) 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
satinkira 5929 Author Share Posted December 20, 2023 1 hour ago, SlitheryC1 said: (grandfather me pls bbg) 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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