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  1. Daily riddle: It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?

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    2. Guest

      Guest

      They are soo easy.

    3. Aceeri

      Aceeri

      Fear creeps to the heart when I'm around. No evil escapes my grasp. But yet my soul is penetrated by even the smallest bug.

    4. Aceeri

      Aceeri

      Fear creeps to the heart when I'm around. No evil escapes my grasp. But yet my soul is penetrated by even the smallest bug.

  2. Lol, I made a heart with the dry blood on my bedsheets. -and if you have a 4th graders brain, I don't mean it THAT way.

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    2. DrakeHaze.

      DrakeHaze.

      You're missing half of your profile picture.

    3. Cooonie

      Cooonie

      the face is what mattrs m0st

    4. yopplwasupxxx
  3. not sure if a "halt" and "stop now" is enough to kill someone- especially on freebuild land.

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    2. bickando

      bickando

      You know, my serene role-play environment was ruined by the "Halt" PVP'ers.

    3. Space

      Space

      It's beeen established recently that this is no enough RP.

    4. Cooonie

      Cooonie

      Alright, thanks.

  4. What isn't a cow but is still a cow in comparison? (10 wrong answers and I will answer it myslef :D)

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    2. Beneh
    3. Cooonie

      Cooonie

      Azorta got eeeeet!!!! Congrats you won nothing!

    4. Kaiser

      Kaiser

      har har

      me ;D

  5. Did the server just go down?

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    2. Chikachu

      Chikachu

      IKR I FINALLY GOT ONLINE TO DO THE DANG THING

    3. Charles The Bald

      Charles The Bald

      what's about to go down is your sword #wow #umad #trolled #uout

    4. kingnothing

      kingnothing

      Me thinks the mods are online fixing the thingers. Yuy~

  6. Just ripped the "alt" key off of my keyboard. Now it won't work ;_;

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    2. Garukumus

      Garukumus

      Use the alt alt...

    3. cruzazul

      cruzazul

      did you try turning it on and off again?

    4. Llir

      Llir

      my W doesn't work well anymore because of overuse

  7. I'd tell you a chemistry pun, but the all of the good ones argon.

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    2. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      I killed my chemistry teacher and had to barium.

    3. Llir

      Llir

      Lol JC, lol.

    4. Cooonie

      Cooonie

      Oh JC, you're so full of Beryllium, Gold, And Titanium. Be-Au-Ti-FUL

  8. I'm bored... Answer this question to kill my boredom, or else.. DUN DUN DUNNNN! When is a door... Not a door?

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    2. Minst

      Minst

      A door is not a door when it's a portal.

    3. Cooonie

      Cooonie

      But then if it's a portal it's still a door to another country, place, or dimension (I prefer the pony dimension)

    4. Cooonie

      Cooonie

      Akira, right!

  9. Just figured out that Laurelin (old elf city in Aegis) has the same name as the gold tree in LOTR (Laurelin lol) u sneaky lotc.

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    2. Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Availer drew heavily on LotR to write the original lore for Lord of the Craft.

    3. aron.

      aron.

      Minas Tirith.

    4. JCQuiinn

      JCQuiinn

      Yeah. LotC is essentially a blend of LotR and Islamic teachings.

  10. I should make myself a fanfic. Who wants to be my lover? c:

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    2. Cooonie

      Cooonie

      Watyll is cool, he should be my lover or somethin

    3. Kim

      Kim

      Shot through the heart....

    4. Cooonie
  11. Situation: LOTC shuts down. Wat do?

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    2. Parading

      Parading

      kill people, burn ****, **** schools

    3. excited

      excited

      I wouldn't care to much, honestly.

    4. Eleatic

      Eleatic

      If I had notice, grab all of the stuff I can, take screenies, and (by grab all the stuff I can, I mean posts), then go on with my life.

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    2. Agent Miller

      Agent Miller

      It's my pic. Shaders are fairly easy to install if you follow the instructions.

    3. KarmaDelta

      KarmaDelta

      Im Teuton famous.

    4. Cooonie

      Cooonie

      get out karma

  12. If a goat is still a goat then when is it not a goat?

  13. 2 years since my last time on Lotc.... Time to head back.. Wait, gotta lead some of dem lorez so I can catch up. MAN, THIS IS SO BORING.

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    2. Cooonie

      Cooonie

      Great.

      So what was the IP again?

    3. Nug

      Nug

      It's a bit wonky right now but try mc1.lordofthecraft.net or mc2.lordofthecraft.net If those don't work, use the normal ip: mc.lotc.co

    4. Cooonie

      Cooonie

      Alright, I'll do that tomorrow. I have to read large walls of text D:

  14. Since when was emerald so easy to get? o.o

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    2. EmeraldStag

      EmeraldStag

      I am NOT easy to get! Where did these lies come from?!!

    3. Samler

      Samler

      Emerald, get back to your room, you are mine!

    4. Angel~

      Angel~

      From the rocks, Emerald, from the rocks

  15. Is this hogwarts?

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    2. Cooonie

      Cooonie

      who the hell is harry

    3. Augor

      Augor

      You took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

    4. EmeraldStag

      EmeraldStag

      You're a Wizard, Niko.

  16. I don't know what you were fishing for, but I'm not hooked.

  17. Love hurts...

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    2. Dr. Ducky-D

      Dr. Ducky-D

      ... and if it comes back, beat it over the head with a frying pan 'til it gets out of your home.

    3. Heff

      Heff

      If love hurts whats the point in loving the person who hurt you? Love is supposed to be a good feeling

    4. Goldrim

      Goldrim

      Getting kicked in the groin does too!

  18. How does one sodomize him/herself? Someone told me to go sodomize myself once I asked their character if they could work in my 'brothel'

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    2. Eleatic

      Eleatic

      If you want a serious answer, it is the act of anal/and or oral sex. So you could use something phalic.

    3. Eleatic

      Eleatic

      /buzzkillbuzkillington

    4. excited

      excited

      It's the act of masturbation. To be blunt.

  19. Because of my ever increasing lack of interest of the server, I, the great ratemenatorz59, may or may not be on indefinite hiatus.

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    2. bickando
    3. Cooonie

      Cooonie

      i want people to not care dammit

    4. argonian

      argonian

      You do want people to care, it's human nature. I just said that because it seemed kind of smug.

  20. wats the race of those people with japanese names again cuz i want a japanese name 2

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    2. Cooonie

      Cooonie

      Do zey need accents?

    3. dadmat2 - The Banana King
    4. Aedan The Bard

      Aedan The Bard

      They usually get brutally murdered, so... be careful.

  21. I am oficially quitting LOTC.

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    2. Valentino MC: Mau5noize
    3. Skippy
    4. Cooonie

      Cooonie

      @Dez, LOTC seems so boring now, and I`have been inactive for so long, I might as well be those few people that have quit. Anyways, I will be visiting from time to time. I`ve had lots of wonderful timesin the last ten months, however, people will move on to discover what wonders life will bring. Goodbye, LOTC.

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