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  1. Why not put the effort going into Alras into improving one of the current nations

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    2. Draeris

      Draeris

      I offered 28 people to join in Oren as a sole group 'Festina', and we got declined. Just because me was me, with that mentality I'm sure that more players are like "Yeah I'm going to Alras", if you want to be in a nation that thrives, perhaps you need to learn why Alras is thriving and you are not. Alras is a thing and it will be a nation, it meets all standards.

    3. Cracker

      Cracker

      me and chump were in your skype chat lol you had like 10 guys and half of them didn't even know what was going on half the time

      just seems like another story of a nation of outcasts (which is never a good backbone of a nation)

    4. Draeris

      Draeris

      That was a very while back.. We have 28 people now and a functional goverment with tasks.

  2. What a Horrible Night to Have The Curse of Boxxy

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    2. Helloever1

      Helloever1

      Cool ever delete all of your comments on this status. Whatever.

    3. Ever

      Ever

      I'm not getting forum warnings because you're an attention *****.

    4. Helloever1

      Helloever1

      you started it so calm your panties babe.

  3. anyone else sick and tired of flay?

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    2. Aelu / Rel (Combustionary)

      Aelu / Rel (Combustionary)

      Well, the fact that, earlier some flay was attakcing Malinor, and complained when more than one character attacked him at once.

    3. Lago

      Lago

      Flay needs good players. The surge in Flay numbers has resulted in a few undesirables in their ranks.

    4. Mithradites

      Mithradites

      Was never the biggest fan of Flay back in their original days. If they're still all about clicking people to death after five minutes of RP, I can only imagine the OOC rage that will come from their newly massed numbers.

  4. flays or roses?

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    2. GaiusMarius

      GaiusMarius

      Teutonic Order pwns all.

    3. Cracker

      Cracker

      teutons dead bro

    4. GaiusMarius

      GaiusMarius

      Cracker, we pwn even in our deathbeds. Stop hating and get money and biches mate.

  5. My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing" The doctor said..."an underwater weighing test" and just like that my mom said "when can my son and daughter take it" and the doc said 2 pm

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    2. Cracker

      Cracker

      My sister constantly talks about her hair. "Should I wash it?" "Should I pull my hair up or leave it down?" Stuff like that.

      It wasn't my idea to take this underwater weighing thing. The doctor puts you in a tank (and I didn't have a shower), makes you do certain things of breathing, and you put your head underwater for a few seconds. Not hard at all.

    3. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      So...why did you mother go to such great lengths to weigh you? And why underwater?

    4. Cracker

      Cracker

      To answer you question, before my sister and I got into the tank, the doctor did a basic weight test then I got into the tank and did some breathing excerises to see how my lungs would be situated underwater. Then the doctor took the temperature of the water inside the tank. After I taken my underwater tests, I had to stick my head underwater for 8 seconds and it was done. 30 minutes its all it take.

  6. the naked archer is now the best fighter in RP. yay plugins

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    2. Cracker

      Cracker

      im sure it will eventually work fine, i just want to voice what i see wrong with it so the admins fix it how it should be fixed

    3. Cracker

      Cracker

      I do feel they should have caught something as gamebreaking as this from the get-go though

    4. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      Hahahah, wow? I don't agree. It seems that any lad with a sword could cut down a naked archer with ease!

  7. drama = discussion

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    2. Cracker

      Cracker

      that's true respiren but people need to understand that. otherwise, people accuse others of drama, then **** goes down the toliet and then REAL unproductive controversy starts

    3. Respiren

      Respiren

      We're going to start acting based on that soon. I think it will improve things alot.

    4. Respiren

      Respiren

      without improving the way we currently communicate [it's been sliding downhill] we can't have the friendly respectful community we need and want.

  8. oren-haters: you guys realize that dwarves + any nation could probably beat oren. break the dwarf-oren alliance and get going

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    2. yekim8

      yekim8

      Dwarves would destroy Oren. It would have happened in Asulon but Oren had far too much land.

    3. Cracker

      Cracker

      dwarves are good, you can beat em but you need to be on your 100% game and coordinate well. oren is never on their 100% game too many people not on ts, unable to communicate and strategy

    4. Cracker

      Cracker

      plus many of the factions oren aren't unified

      and synergize poorly

  9. what would you do for 3.0 to come out tomorrow

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    2. Violet Frost

      Violet Frost

      I would compete in the Hunger Games.

    3. The Victor Blair Project

      The Victor Blair Project

      I'd probably cut my hair. I need a hair cut.

    4. Hanrahan

      Hanrahan

      I would dirty my pants, then give Danny my firstborn son.

  10. Anyone here Turkish?

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    2. Aislin
    3. Salvo

      Salvo

      oh, and daelaris

    4. _Stigwig

      _Stigwig

      i heard crazyguy1916 was a bulghar.. practically turks

  11. Why aren't you Ruskan Orthodox yet

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    2. Cracker

      Cracker

      i made paragon kjell

      ergo

      ruskan orthodoxy made kjell a paragon

      protip: he's not actually legitimate

    3. Dreek

      Dreek

      i c wut u meen i am russian orthodox now.

      still not ruskan :>

    4. Cracker
  12. NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THIS POWER

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  14. rose too op, stop nerfing flay with bans and nerf rose pls

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    2. Viscen

      Viscen

      patch 3.0:

      -removed matching WR uniforms

      -buffed flay bandana's intimidation factor

      -humans now die at 40 for added balance

    3. Avacyn

      Avacyn

      - added new reputation faction "The Order of the Black Rose"

    4. MetaSolaray

      MetaSolaray

      Oh not this again, We already dealt with the Black Rose Guild :c

  15. Someone fix Orc wiki, it went Tythus -> Mog -> Pok -> Gromgok - Gorgul -> Thore, not what is there atm

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    2. craotor

      craotor

      The orc wiki is horrible

    3. craotor

      craotor

      Also it went Tythus -> Mog -> Pok ->Murkash-> Gromgok-> Pok->Craotor->Gromgok-> Gorgul -> Thore,

    4. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      DO IT YOURSELF DIBLEY

  16. The Courtship of Sarai is my new favorite!

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    2. Urahra

      Urahra

      well, lemme know when you're back into it cuz I love RPing with ur chars man

       

      need to get simon b back onstage one of these days

    3. Cracker

      Cracker

      Will do boss o7 

    4. MunaZaldrizoti

      MunaZaldrizoti

      we miss you 😢 @Cracker

  17. Following up on ff_wk_14, I just scored a set of chainmail. Is that better in combat than diamond?

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    2. lemontide331

      lemontide331

      Chainmail is worse than iron

    3. Cracker

      Cracker

      Aight good heard elsewhere from others

    4. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      Lol no. Diamond is so much better.

  18. Permaban -> unbanned after two days yaaaa

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    2. Cracker

      Cracker

      you sure? just sent ya a /tell ig :D

    3. Robin Drake

      Robin Drake

      Do less gloating and more staying on the straight and narrow. ;)

    4. Drelik

      Drelik

      Awesome, hopefully ill be seeing u soon

  19. goddamn, boxxy is too much...this isnt even funny

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    2. lemontide331

      lemontide331

      Some creepy guy lulz

    3. Ever

      Ever

      Attention ***** to the max. Possibly mentally ill.

    4. Hylian the Heretic
  20. @dubai, mogroka holla at me

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    2. Old Man Boiendl

      Old Man Boiendl

      Dubai isn't in Qatar. |:I

    3. MonkeyCoffee

      MonkeyCoffee

      Been there, done that.

    4. Cracker

      Cracker

      no duh

      but i can still holler at mog

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