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  1. -arrives to your door with pamphlets and a creepy smile- "Have you accepted Chu into your life yet, sir?"

    1. EmeraldStag

      EmeraldStag

      "Nope, and it's Madam." *Slams the door on your face*

    2. Merkaken

      Merkaken

      "Accept Chusus"

    3. Aislin

      Aislin

      *shoots him in the face*

  2. Horen V fan art by meh http://i.imgur.com/LdL7G7x.jpg

    1. Bawg

      Bawg

      I can't find the upvote button.

    2. Old Man Boiendl

      Old Man Boiendl

      All these hitler jokes make me fuhrerous

    3. Major Dom

      Major Dom

      Accurate +1.

  3. I used to be for RP fighting. . but after listening to that livestreem I'm somewhat convinced PvP won't be that bad. I'd still like to have RP fights every once and a while tho. . .

    1. V0idsoldier

      V0idsoldier

      You will ^.^

    2. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      *Grudgingly accepts this bleak future of PvP fights*

    3. KUSHerZombie

      KUSHerZombie

      meh i still disagree. because combat RP is my favorite RP. idk why, maybe arrows and running could be mc mechanics

  4. Just like to point out, It wasn't the Dwarves who are trying to Attack Oren, just the Adunians.

    1. ĔṀĔŔĨĨČĶ

      ĔṀĔŔĨĨČĶ

      The Adunians are apart of the dwarves.

    2. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      Not necessarily.

    3. ĔṀĔŔĨĨČĶ

      ĔṀĔŔĨĨČĶ

      Yes, necessarily you are. Which is why your War claim was shot down so quickly.

  5. ur profile picture gives me 2013 tumblr vibe

  6. maybe cakeman was a cake golem

    1. Salamandra

      Salamandra

      Oh no, they found my masterpiece...

    2. Ned Lud

      Ned Lud

      It's okay, he's being converted over to Flower Pot Golem Mark II.

    3. jamesb

      jamesb

      No lore written.

      Ban.

      *writes lore on it.*

      I am a cake Golem.

      hehe.

  7. I'm sorry all Thanes of Adunia

    1. 3andD

      3andD

      As am I, it was a good run Adunia.

    2. 3andD

      3andD

      Time to say goodbye to your home and friends, :/

    3. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      Let meh join you 3x

  8. I can't find any book store. Not even in Malinor! -flibs desk- #ScholarProblems

    1. Richard / Mikhael

      Richard / Mikhael

      Youre supposed to document us!

    2. Missandryst

      Missandryst

      Vaerhaven has a book store.

    3. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      im tryyyyiing D:

  9. Forum Links on signs not workin'

    1. Ever
    2. xenenxnennxnx

      xenenxnennxnx

      *cries silently*

    3. xenenxnennxnx

      xenenxnennxnx

      My door gives off a forum link, though!

  10. Adventures of Lachlan part 1:

  11. I now sell magic boats for use on land in Abresi.

  12. Sitting in the Monk Library talking to two Black Scourge... fun

    1. bungo

      bungo

      the real terminology is spookmen, their leaders are spookmasters.

    2. Aptrotta

      Aptrotta

      Two or three? BUM BUM BUMMMM

    3. Cirdanoth
  13. How the I feel on the GM/Admin issue http://vocaroo.com/i/s08tbL8NCKTT

    1. Lark

      Lark

      Why the hell is your voice so high.

    2. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      um i had my tonisls removed as a child ))): IM SORRY DONT OPRESS ME!!!

    3. Lark

      Lark

      Get oppressed.

  14. I'm taking an exact 2 week break from LotC.

    1. Demotheus

      Demotheus

      because you got revoked? :o

    2. SortedJarhead
    3. Demotheus

      Demotheus

      *huggles SortedJarhead

  15. He's a real applicant you scrubs http://gyazo.com/8a1fa29783beaee00887bf86e11dd524

    1. Neri

      Neri

      Yes but the app is a joke, he already has an implemented one :P

    2. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      Oh. Well **** son!1

    3. Lym

      Lym

      A certain GM got rustled there ^^

  16. Heh ... NO! bye guys. xoxoxoxoxoxo

    1. The Best Basileus

      The Best Basileus

      Eh, 'twas worth trying. Anywho, some people will be seeing you in hollowworld wherever that is heh.

    2. Tsuyose
    3. ToenailTickler
  17. dumb and dwarf both start with d its a sign

    1. ĔṀĔŔĨĨČĶ

      ĔṀĔŔĨĨČĶ

      time to go to oren, da?

    2. Lefty

      Lefty

      See ya later! Adios! Ciao! Aloha! Bye! Slann abhaile! Don't let the door hit you on the way out! Merry Dwarfmas and a happy new dwarven year!

    3. Lefty
  18. It's my 2 year anniversary on LotC and my 666th post! wow

    1. SirSnowMan
    2. Rassidic

      Rassidic

      It's going to be one hell of a day.

    3. Tom_Whiteman
  19. radahan its not trolly u dunce

    1. Hanrahan

      Hanrahan

      Need I say anything? You make it too easy.

    2. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      I am true heir to telemar pork said so

    3. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      Like actualy ******* read it tho. Its not troll.

      Trolling scum

  20. I want George R. R. Martin to plan my wedding.

  21. +1 if u miss adunia (i do)

    1. Guest

      Guest

      -1 sroted harjead

    2. VonAulus

      VonAulus

      -1 if you dont(i dont)

    3. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      guys im #justtrolling ok

    1. ausbrig renegade

      ausbrig renegade

      That is tempting, but i cant genderbend :(

    2. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      two female roles are open if you really feel that way #burrrn

    3. SortedJarhead
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