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  1. [damage control intensifies]

  2. >log in lotc

    >see ppl calling each other "redditors" in roleplay

    >log off

    1. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      lotc 4chan RP experience

    2. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      guy who picked up calling people redditors secondhand from a twitter/tiktok irony personality who was just ripping off how people on /b/ talked 8 years ago. this is the internet monoculture. a giant snake eating its own shit

    3. bickando

      bickando

      ur a redditor

  3. @Telanir, if you’ve learned anything from this it should be that the selection process needs to be public. It takes the entire community to keep people safe, and players should be able to voice their concerns about team members before they’re accepted.

     

  4. @Telanirheard a key UX metric for lord of the craft is number of FTBs per day. can you tell me more about how you collect this data?

    1. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      Road to 500 daily FTBs

    2. Telanir

      Telanir

      We like to measure the fluctuations in moderator tears throughout the week and compare it to our average quota for suffering.

    3. Ryloth

      Ryloth

      32 minutes ago, Telanir said:

      We like to measure the fluctuations in moderator tears throughout the week and compare it to our average quota for suffering.

       

      based

  5. @Grubgoth Wud could you not get FMs to delete my perfectly valid criticism of your warclaim you absolutely lamentable coward

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    oh no!!!

    1. Quirkyls
    2. Arhbi

      Arhbi

      Dumb toxic idiot get banned xdxdxd

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    What is the entire point of this rule? Why does the moderation team waste valuable time and effort policing whether horses are kept in proper enclosures or not? Seems a little unfair to players that they get harried by mods for keeping horses in a secure place, and there’s no reason I can think of why the simple act of putting a horse in a house could offend other players.

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    2. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      It’s because the staff hate fun

    3. Elennanore

      Elennanore

      It's like the no underground farms rule tbf.

    4. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      yeah but the difference between an underground farm and a horse in a house above ground seems pretty night and day to me, tbf

       

      it’s such an unnecessary extension of that rule. it dilutes the meaning of it – underground farms are impossible irp, but keeping a horse in a house isn’t impossible. it’s entirely possible, and it’s harmless

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    1. Tabby64

      Tabby64

      SexBobBomb is my greatest ally

    2. frankdh

      frankdh

      ??????????????????

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    :hmm:

    1. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      why does : hmm : code for a rageface

       

      this isn't 2006

    2. bumblefina

      bumblefina

      : ( they stole my account @char-char~

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    “isn’t going to fly” LOL

    1. dard

      dard

      imagine that, the situation is infinitely more complicated with what looks like blackmailing 

  11. 200+ years of collective lore writing experience

    1. frill

      frill

      200 in cat yrs is 3 years in people years 

  12. a cute girl? 

    1. nordicg_d

      nordicg_d

      no hes a 20 year old male from northern england. BEWARE

    2. lemontide331

      lemontide331

      i am a egirl ignore the haters

    3. overlord2305
  13. abolish all activity checks. remove them completely. you cannot force people to play minecraft and it is a self-destructive fool's errand to try

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    2. Laeonathan

      Laeonathan

      wow how nice you are :' )

    3. lemontide331

      lemontide331

      reported 

    4. Narthok

      Narthok

      ye rlly not a fan of being obliged to afk in a city

  14. admin purge when

    1. frill

      frill

      i would like to see you as an admin mr carp : )

    2. Heero

      Heero

      never. it took how many years to get rid of urasept?

    3. argonian

      argonian

      hearing the name urasept still makes my skin crawl 

  15. alchemy should be free. remove alchemy apps

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    2. Sorcerio

      Sorcerio

      Muh potionz

    3. JokerLow

      JokerLow

      who cares about circlejerks when it comes to alchemy? let people do normal alchemy lol, its common knowledge irp that everyone should be able to use

    4. Unwillingly

      Unwillingly

      5 hours ago, DISCOLIQUID said:

      Alchemy is an incredibly difficult feat to RP requiring meticulous precision and a natural grace in emoting that most slobbish LotC players are utterly incapable achieving with their inexperienced, chicken-grease covered fingers. Only the truly high class of our server should be allowed to take flexible reagents and combine them with genius and innovation to craft alchemical wonders. Do you really want everyone on the server to have an infinite supply of exploding bottles of death? Unlikely that you have considered the impacts of your foolish presumption that the weak-minded can handle this subject matter, lmao.

      u sound like a copypasta

  16. all pasta is good

  17. all work and no mineman makes jack a dull boy.

    1. Matheus

      Matheus

      then try becoming a man

  18. anyone have a character they want played next map? need a miserable little fictional person to afflict with my fantasies and "story Arcs"

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    2. Jihnyny

      Jihnyny

      could try out the Lur clan (orcs), hunters, ancestral spiritualists, traditionalists, more 'stoic' and less bloodlusty

    3. Carson

      Carson

      @drfate786I like this idea, would you mind if I did that sometime

    4. drfate786

      drfate786

      @Carson No, go ahead and do it. You don't need my permission, lmao.

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