GaiusMarius

So uh.. won't lie, but I hear North Korea has set off it's Air Raid Sirens...

I have taken over Malinor, get ready Elves, I'll fix this situation swiftly!

It is times like these that I wish you all knew how much my tongue bleeds from me biting down on it to not respond with laughter and disappointment at people crying over a video game... Come on, sympathize with my tongue, it's cut in half at this point :(

I want earnest opinions backed preferably with either knowledge of the region's history or personal experience. My grandfather and I are planning a trip to cross the globe. We are definitively riding the TranSiberian from Moscow to Ulanbaataar as well as the Indian Pacific from Perth to Sydney Australia. We have yet to figure out a European route. Can any British, or other European folks give me some ideas of both regions to visit and/or routes to travel by bike, foot, train, and/or renta...

So who wants to get together with me and ask for farmland from either the Dwarves or the Humans? :D

Kais is a wuss who can't play a Peasant :P I will expand this one 'job' further for my collective, who wants to either play Peasants or Oren Guard [or any guard for that matter, but the Peasant/Guards have to be in the same nationality to stay together].

You know, I've been told by a few of my college friends that I should try to 'move up the ladder' in one of my organisations, but I never had experience in such a thing. What if... What if I ran for GM here, got experience dealing as a GM here in LotC, then next semester, make my move in the school organization :3 Who wants Gaius as GM :3

To the forum member 'Samurai Helix', you are actually incorrect and I would like you to apologize for attempting to act miserly on my past status update. I actually Perma-Killed 'Herod Ducale', I got a thanks for the RP from Boiendl and he can vouch as well as players MonkeyCoffee and xKynarethx that I started a Dwarf Character 'Baz Agrabal'. Thank You for your time LotC, didn't even contemplate being accused of being a 'wrecker' ;)

*Presses his forefinger against his ear, hearing a din of an intercom voice instruct him while sitting in the gunner seat of his Hind helicopter* "Mow down all the flamers, may the force be with you in this one Gaius", with that, Gaius nods with sheer satisfaction and seductive glee :3

So supposedly I am being told to make a Saracen group to beat the ****-tar out of Oren :3

Got Executed in Oren, I am now a Geo member, NatGeo to be more specific ;)

I have an odd feeling that Mogroka is going to steamroll the tar out of the other races, if I am wrong; I will be glad mates :3

*Hears the chanting Dark Knight Rises music* "Come now ye' who want Gaius back, chant louder, I shall strike Oren dead twice!" :3 :3

*With his torso above the topsoil, rich and dark, the skeleton of Gaius appears and addresses the men around him* "Do those knightly knights doth pleasure themselves immensely with wrought iron greaves? Does Oren stir under a King who beholds all men in his harem in the most foolish of orgies as he promises power to men so desperate for recognition?" :3 :3

*Looks yearningly to his old badges, ex-LM, PhD, MD, P.I.M.P, Teutonic Hochmeister/Founder, and rubs his fingers on an empty holder, ripe to receive the grandest of all crowns* :3

Gaius will play a peasant since I don't have much time, reading Telanir's Guide on Peasantry inspired me. Raffle me off like one of your French Girls, Dwarves and Humans will get the greater hand in vying for my peasant hand in marriage :3

Please take this as comedic relief, failure to do so and attempts to philosophically rebute me will result in atomic Gaius Logic or just me laughing: 'To those wanting s*xual roleplay in LotC, IRL is better :3'

Is Ancient Dark Elf Lore written in stone? Is there a need for help in this regard? Anyone need help with Lorewriting in general?

Boy do I have a few comments about the Badlands, props to Csalz96 for ironically proving the backbiting done on him and his group for actually leading into PvP with good RP. Stop coming to the Badlands to recompensate for your lackings by complaining at the antagonism on this middle island. :3

want earnest opinions backed preferably with either knowledge of the region's history or personal experience. My grandfather and I are planning a trip to cross the globe. We are definitively riding the TranSiberian from Moscow to Ulanbaataar as well as the Indian Pacific from Perth to Sydney Australia. We have yet to figure out a European route. Can any British, or other European folks give me some ideas of both regions to visit and/or routes to travel by bike, foot, train, and/or car

I realize it is sad and I myself as a human being had many chuckles from Skippy-antics, but please cut the cheesy 'adage swearing' to a bare minimum... Please? :3

Ya'll want to get mad about being aggressive... Lord you shoulda seen them Orcs in Aegis :3

Deshi Deshi Basara Basara! Deshi Deshi Basara Basara! *The curved horns of the First Hochmeister's helmet breaks the ground above it, the grave arising* :3 :3