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  1. iris1612

    tfw u try to make a shitpost but fms shut u down

  2. "Nice use of alternative facts," says Nikolai, remembering how Frederick Staunton drew his sword on the assembled host and the Rutherns only drew after Adelwen shouted 'protect the Count' who, if you'll remember, was 8 years old.
  3. Accepted. Report to Metterden for further instruction.
  4. nikolai, a humble man, sends a package of homemade squirrel jerky to the one known as "Sammy," hoping to curry favor with the group
  5. r u feelin ok man. worried about u u know. hmu if u ever need to talk x

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    2. seannie

      seannie

      its ok let the hate outΒ 

    3. HurferDurfer1

      HurferDurfer1

      sean i trusted u once

    4. seannie

      seannie

      dont trust me again

  6. iris1612

    REMOVE COURAT remove courat you are worst staunton. you are the staunton idiot you are the staunton smell. return to croatioa. to our courland cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,urguan we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal **** but **** ******* staunton stink urguan sqhipere shqipare..staunton genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead staunton..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget warclaim .lorriane we kill the king , lorraine return to your precious metz….hahahahaha idiot staunton and urguann smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE COURAT FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. mardon+westerlands+lorraine+ruhtern=kill urguan…you will warclaim/ vlairckΒ alive in haense, vadrikΒ making album of rutenΒ . fast bard vald ruhthern. we are rich and have aurum now hahahaha ha because of vlad… you are ppoor stink staunton… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
    valdrick alive numbr one #1 in metetrend….**** the courland ,..FUCKk ashol stauntons no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and kigdom. vldΒ aliv and real strong king kill all the staunton farm aminal with ruhthernΒ magic now we the melterdneΒ rule .ape of the zoo king joseppiΒ staunton **** the great ibless and lay egg this egg hatch and urguan wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. ruthernΒ greattst house

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    2. iris1612

      iris1612

      tru i mean ur good in my book as are most of u, i dont actually have anything against dwarves its just nice to meme around about. Plus, dwarves are actually helping courland fight the ruthern rebels which imo is dumb but hey im just a screamer and all in a good fight

    3. Lefty

      Lefty

      im banned for 2 weeks i had no part in the decision lol there's a regent in power

    4. iris1612

      iris1612

      i believe u, i said dwarves in general not u

  7. tfw no 7k mina

  8. Nikolai Rykov sharpens his axe, newly christened Joren after his lost liege "I will avenge you.."
  9. "Here see the noble Duke of Akovia, who would justify the slaughter of an innocent eight year old child for refusing to pay those 7,000 mina. We did a service to you and your Kingdom by removing a traitor lord and you repayed us with threats and ultimatums. Did the men of House Ruthern rebel then? No, because we know honor and loyalty. We gave in to your demands, regardless of how egregious and false they might be, all in the name of peace. And then you rejected it, still seeking more. We called for a meeting because you would have preferred just to kill us and be done with it. How foolish we were to assume your honor. So I ask you this, you spineless, gutless, cowardly RAT of a man--how could you EVER justify the murder of a child over the loss of 7,000 mina? Your letter is both false, degrading, and slanderous. House Roswell was never "slaughtered" in fact we had not ever killed a SINGLE Roswell. You claimed that we had murdered Edward Roswell but he is quite obviously alive and well. We had exiled him, and now he has returned. You push a lying and craven narrative by insisting that we murdered him, when this is obviously and factually false, you incompetent sack of lard. Furthermore, I find your claim that we drew weapons on you first to be vile in its craven falsehood. It was your prince, Frederick Staunton-Baden, who drew his sword after we were labelled traitors by your snake of a king. This same Frederick Staunton-Baden who murdered Count Boris when he sought peace between Haense and Courland years prior. It's almost amusing that you're so cowardly and desperate for men you have to resort to petty lies to make your cause seem remotely just. You speak of our "heinous crimes" and our lack of honor. I ask you, what heinous crimes have we committed? We found a usurper lord who betrayed his Kingdom, confronted him, and he surrendered to us. There was never a crime committed by House Ruthern, you have continued to claim that while supplying no evidence of one occurring. Another absurd slander by the Kovachev pretender. Your supposed prayers disgust me. You pray that no more blood shall be spilt in the north? You started this war, coward. How could you ever claim to want peace, an end to this conflict, when you begun it by murdering a child? You truly are a revolting and perverse man. I wonder how much you'll be able to lie and slander us when your head is on a pike?" "You're a ******* idiot"
  10. Speaking as one of the leaders of House Ruthern, no. I don't believe that you would be allowed to wc Metterden without a skirmish but that is irrelevant since that's not the warclaim that's occuring. We are skirmishing in the Rothswood so we can move on to Vsevograd, I fail to see why it's relevant if you could or couldn't move straight to siege on metterden Secondly, we reject your suggestion that we can not bring allies. Metterden castle is built directly on the pass over the greyspine mountains, we control the pass through the mountains. The mountains don't block us off from allies as we hold the tunnel that goes trough them. Joining our cause is aa simple as walking up the road from the human cart hub until you reach metterden. Courland does not own any forts or castles there, nor do they have a way from blocking pro-Ruthern recruits from joining up.
  11. Athera was too small but also big maps are incrediby ******* cancer and I really don't understand how anyone can disagree at the point with vailor and axios. You don't want a map so small nations have to fight over territory or fight to get land, there needs to be enough for everyone but BIG MAPS ARE ******* CANCE Big maps like this make land MEANINGLESS. 1 continent of Axios might be a good map but what we have now is godawful. Look at the map on the wiki, the vast majority of this map is uninhabited wastelands with absolutely **** all. There's no reason to have so so much excess land, it just turns land into a useless commodity
  12. "No," says Nikolai "This mountain range is owned by no singular man but both Metterden and Istria are territories of Courland. There are a few other castles on the Greyspine also oneed by Courland, but the Dwed do not hold the land in any way."
  13. I remember when I, a humble man trying to rp in Courland, was halted by two guards because "you looked suspicious" (that's the actual reason that was given to me in ooc, obviously a meta attack but w/e). Seeing that a man was being threatened for literally no reason, a group of citizens decided to stop these guards from arresting me for no reason whatsoever. I thought it was looking to be a pretty interesting and fun fight between guards and citizens but unfortunately that did not happen. A GM teleported over and proclaimed that the people who were defending me from an unfair arrest (people I have no rp or ooc connection with apart from having spoken to a few of them a few times) were RAIDING and had to leave because the city was on cooldown and they were above raid limit. You heard it here first folks, if you're defending a citizen from being arrested by guards with 0 rp reasoning, you're raiding! The point I'm trying to make with this rant is that on top of these raid rules being shitty, they don't really make anu sense and are subject to gm bias (which there is a lot of rn). Shits gotta be a lot more clearly defined and less open to biased gms making absurd rulings like that
  14. Mom. dad,,,,, I'm gay

    1. Sky

      Sky

      nows my chance with you

    2. Balthasar

      Balthasar

      No worries, son. Daddy loves you very much.

  15. A very long ways away, deep in the jungles of the Orcs, an old, scarred Kharajyr cries out. In anger, in sorrow for his old friend. He had thought he would never return, he had sworn to leave the affairs of Kha to themselves but.. this changed everything. He gripped his heavy club, and began to walk "You will be avenged, Mukar. I will see you in the stars." ((NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  16. Who's ready for some BIG PVP tomorrow at norland????????

  17. will voting ever be fixed?

  18. Nikolai Rykov sighs as he hears of the almost-peace "Such a shame. The Norland people do not ask for much, and they have made effort after countless effort to make peace, all to be ignored by the Dwed. The Halfmen have made it clear that this is not a war to settle a grudge--rather, it is the aim of the Dwarves to subjugate humanity once more, and the people of Norland are the first to fall."
  19. Should I make gm app?

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    2. iris1612

      iris1612

      @Glocky18Β i would also like to see this list to better myself as a human being

    3. Glocky18

      Glocky18

      I'm going to say one word; Toxicity

    4. iris1612

      iris1612

      1 word isn't much of a list my friend

  20. this wasnt created only to stop kincaid getting real gm hahahahah guys chill there have been game contributors for months, harold was one like 3 weeks ago when they were testing it. trust me its been in the works for a while anyway kincaid for gm kincaid for gm kincaid for gm kincaid for gm kincaid for gm kincaid for gm
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