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  1. Malocchio

    This is so beautiful, I can't even deal with myself. - 

     

  2. Malocchio

    today i was white-knighted by a crackhead in a starbucks. 

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    2. InfamousGerman

      InfamousGerman

      hunwald?

       

    3. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      Yea @InfamousGerman

    4. marilka

      marilka

      bath salts

  3. Malocchio

    TURN THIS ******* **** OFF RIGHT NOW OR I SHOOT @Fishy

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    2. Kim

      Kim

      how about we turn it off and you shoot em anyways

    3. Man of Respect

      Man of Respect

      One less Fishy, one less person in my way onto the art of murdering the empereor

    4. Fishy

      Fishy

      Agreed.

  4. Malocchio

    what i would do to get my hands on a lute without spending 3000€

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    2. Imam Faiz Kharadeen

      Imam Faiz Kharadeen

      zhulik has one

    3. Arctic_Guard

      Arctic_Guard

      yea zhulik has a skn lute you can blay

    4. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      enough.

  5. Malocchio

    what is the more difficult social inequality to overcome in today's society? gender or class? argue away friends

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    2. Ford

      Ford

      class

       

      try going from making 30k a year to 110k a year in the span of a decade 

       

    3. Aelu / Rel (Combustionary)

      Aelu / Rel (Combustionary)

      Class. Being born poor is infinitely more detrimental to your opportunities in life than being born a certain gender is. Nobody's ever going to say that a poor man is in a better position in life than a rich woman.

    4. Chaw

      Chaw

      the wage gap doesn't exist and if it does then it is minimal. 

       

       

  6. Malocchio

    what the **** is up @Space what the **** is up my ******* brotha

    1. Space

      Space

      https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/11/carter-page-international-man-of-mystery/545159/

    2. Space

      Space

      hey you saw virginia and new jersey right

    3. Abeam

      Abeam

      i love you

  7. Malocchio

    what the **** is up KYLE? step the **** up!

    1. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      miss bagley. what'd ya do to him?

    2. Ambduscias

      Ambduscias

      she drained his lifeforce, guck.

    3. Zhulik

      Zhulik

      please come out of the closet shady's worried

  8. Malocchio

    what's the problem, chiggles?

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    2. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      whats a chiggel

    3. Zhulik

      Zhulik

      :o

    4. Rael

      Rael

      Where is Joanna, my mistress?

  9. Malocchio

    when you realize your ooc plot wasn't going to work all along so you try to cover it up oocly bc damage control :thinking:

    1. Space

      Space

      alternative facts

    2. Vege

      Vege

      mama mia

    3. chaotikal

      chaotikal

      oh boy i sure hope malochio becomes emperor of oren

  10. Malocchio

    WHERE THE **** IS MY PREMIUM MINECRAFT ROLEPLAY

    1. Zhulik

      Zhulik

      outside of the closet malo all u have to do is just come out of the closet

    2. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      its a big world out there, all u gotta do is come outta the closet..

    3. warlord of filth

      warlord of filth

       

  11. Malocchio

    why is it that ski_king3 can change his name to leviticus 18:22 and have no repercussions whereas other players end up banned for it?

  12. Malocchio

    Will you be my valentine? @Fishy - ndopMPo.jpg

    1. Fishy

      Fishy

      oh ****, i'm sorry

    2. Angmarzku

      Angmarzku

      Oh that's edgy.

  13. Malocchio

    wow are you elizabeth jane bishop

    1. sophia

      sophia

      yes

  14. Malocchio

    y'all wanna **** off with the email field being required ****?

    1. Nolan_

      Nolan_

       

      yo its me arabella rowley

      and if i did get married id bring a big ass dowry 

      coz im the girl the boys think is stupid fine

      i be flexin on my pick axe on the way to the mines

      or hanging with my sister her dumb name is aletta

      its so dumb that if it was a letter itd be my least favourite letter

      but enough about her and back to me

      see my family died when i was 3 (i think)

      i live in courland in a tiny lil house

      i spit bars of fire but im small as a mouse

      i got dark green eyez and hair 4 dayzz

      when the boys catch me in the street they be in a daze

      i said arabellas my name dont wear it out

      i have many skils for example catchin trout

      im a serious fisherwoman dontcha know

      and i might smell like tuna but im rollin in dough 

      i have a horse named aisha its a pretty dang name

      and if u see me ridin dat steed you'd want the same

      coz i said my name its arabella rowley

      droppin wisdom faster then jesus the holy (holy pronounced howly)

       

      thats all for today suckers

       

       

    2. Sky

      Sky

       

      ^ Copy what I put there, it's a key but it's nothing, so it'll register as something being put there but has nothing. I use it for both e-mail and username.

    3. Harri

      Harri

      just put 'lol'

  15. Malocchio

    yo i could win a million dollas today and i'm still gon [redacted] 2morrow bc i love that [redacted] [redacted]

    1. Mr. Etan

      Mr. Etan

      Better (:

    2. overlord2305

      overlord2305

      I mean ofcourse you keep competing in the national midget throwing championship if you win a million.

  16. Malocchio

    yo, if you take art commissions, hmu! (you're gonna get paid, i ain't cheap)

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    2. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

       

      status update takeover NOW

    3. rathat

      rathat

      yo ill hit you up when i get my paypal set! ;0

  17. Malocchio

    you can be the baws 

     

    1. Arteh

      Arteh

      imalowkeyhoe

    2. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      i need an older man in my life ya feel

  18. Malocchio

    You know I got the sauce; you know I'm sauuucccyy. 

    1. mmat

      mmat

      Whens'a your Dolmio day?

    2. Harri

      Harri

      tomato sauce for the pasta right????????????????

  19. Malocchio

    YOUR SON WAS WEAK SDJF;OASHDJKSDSAODJSALD

    1. Imam Faiz Kharadeen

      Imam Faiz Kharadeen

      STOP, JUST STOP IT LITERALLY HURTS ME

    2. Fishy

      Fishy

      you greedy *****

    3. osumanduas

      osumanduas

      Cersei and Oli seem so much more ******* tolerable compared to the shite they pulled in dorn

  20. Malocchio

    безопасность прежде всего

    1. Telanir

      Telanir

      Да

    2. Golin'Dar

      Golin'Dar

      Безопасность это важно, а свобода слова ещё важнее ;)

    3. Malocchio

      Malocchio

       

  21. Malocchio

    С Рождеством (Merry Christmas) to any of my Orthodox friends! Счастья и здоровья!))

    1. Pav33

      Pav33

      Благословен Христос!

    2. argonian

      argonian

      godani jiest wielki

  22. Malocchio

    "Salvo-kun desu desu" pokes you: malocchio-kun u r so kawaiii

    1. Imam Faiz Kharadeen

      Imam Faiz Kharadeen

      Gayyyy

    2. ww2buff99's ghost

      ww2buff99's ghost

      disgusting

    3. Salvo

      Salvo

      This quote is fabricated.

  23. Malocchio

    :D -

    1. Cracker

      Cracker

      Better

  24. Malocchio

    "Da chi mi fido, mi guardi Dio, da chi non mi fido guarderò io."

    1. ARCHITECUS

      ARCHITECUS

      iam amore tendieali quo ardeo

    2. Rael

      Rael

      Cut it out with the ******* spanish.

    3. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      Oh, totus floreo!

  25. Malocchio

    "I don't f*** around." - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaTYFs380rI

    1. Jordan1921

      Jordan1921

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