Dasdi 658 Share Posted April 4, 2021 32 minutes ago, Lionbileti said: “How can you be married for a few decades and still have a unconsummated marriage? The man is either scared of women or just scared of this woman.” Remarked Olivier Renault with a Savoyard smirk. "She's only five foot but damn that ***** is mean.." A blonde-haired woman would coo. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milenkhov 4522 Share Posted April 4, 2021 The Prince of Vilachia found this rather intriguing, rather sus in some way. He kept the thoughts to his own, only crossing arms and shaking his head. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DahStalker 2857 Share Posted April 4, 2021 6 minutes ago, KosherZombie said: John Charles makes sweet love to his mistress. Emerentia enters the room of her father - George Kovachev - to ask him to lend a bottle of brandy for an upcoming party. She pauses and stares before slowly leaving the room once more and closing the door shut. Forever mortified. 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergisala 2794 Share Posted April 4, 2021 Leonard Halcourt would smile at the news "Now It's my chance." he would simply say before making his way to the Augustine Palace. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenevolentManacles 2232 Share Posted April 4, 2021 An elf named Nyseia begins shouting at passerby as they gossip, commanding that they misunderstand the ongoings of the imperial family. He retreats to his shrine of John I, recalling how he, too, had marital issues! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fie 2521 Share Posted April 4, 2021 "What? But- but I thought they were happy! He is to be Emperor and she was to be his Empress-... I don't understand where it all came from!" Anne Caroline exclaimed in suprise, her hands moving up to cover her face. "This is terrible, truly a black day to the Imperial Family..." 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ydegirl 1757 Share Posted April 4, 2021 Theodora rolled her eyes. She didn't know why everyone was so shocked by the news, they all knew this day was coming. John Charles was so flamboyant- it was obvious he was a fairy. This was a long time in the coming, though- Wilhelmina had whispered to her about divorce. It also reminded her that, the Augustine had lacked punctuality for as long as she could remember... Along with those dreadful balls that the damned majordomo, or whoever hosted every once in a blue moon... It was a rare occasion, unfortunately. But, the balls weren't anything they used to be in her youth. She was happy for her cousin Wilhelmina, though. She was married to a fairy who couldn't bring himself near a woman's genitalia. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRCHENN 3663 Share Posted April 4, 2021 The future Empress-consort of Oren begins to smile. 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickando 3395 Share Posted April 4, 2021 Pretty Princess Helen Antonia prepares to propose to her uncle, in true [redacted] fashion! 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeypoacher 6993 Share Posted April 5, 2021 Holofernes Harrenid stood high atop a hillock, fully liveried with family sword gestured into the blue and blinding sky. The proud Hiberno-Nordic stock glanced to his poet laureate, beads of clear sweat rolling down the furrows of his pink forehead. Yelling over the wind and gasping for breath, he began to relate: "While I can abide the irresistible drum beat of progress luring the feminine sex out of the harem-chambers of old and into the public sphere, this is an insult to Marriage: the finest sacrament, and the glue that holds in place the very bricks of Canonist Civilization. It is a besmirchment of Manhood, the sword that cuts the proverbial knot of Chaos and delivers society into the light of Reason. But it isn't just any Manhood being besmirched, but that of our most august Emperor, the weary marble column on which the pediment of mankind is upheld. And quite frankly, this insult makes my blood boil! If nothing is to be done - well, surely civilization as we know it will crumble, and what remains will be forced to kneel at the altar of pagan fertility goddesses, choking on the lace gag of so-called emancipated noble women, sundered by the high-heeled boots of a thousand half-elven seductresses for all eternity. Is this the future we will pass on to our children?" 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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