GoodGuyMatt 7066 Popular Post Share Posted June 27, 2022 LOOKING FOR WIFE To my to-be wife, These days I find myself in strange lands, far from my home in Reinmar. I have seen many beautiful women in Oren. Yet, I have found myself still unable to find any good classes to court, and marry as per Canonist tradition. Thus, I extend my offers for potential wives to the entirety of the Kingdom. I am a full package, good and noble ladies, I will keep you happy and make your friends jealous that your husband is so unfathomably based, as the youth say. If you are reading this notice and you want to be the wife of one of the best people out there, do reach out. Without further ado, here is what I offer, I hope this Barclay Bargain finds you well. WHAT I OFFER: I will do the dishes every other day I can provide excellent father jests I’m handsome and blonde with nice looking eyes I will cook for you (I can only cook pretzels and Waldenian sausages) I am good friends with his Majesty Frederick I (he invites me over for dinner every Friday) I am cousin of Dietrich “THE IRON DEFENDER” Barclay (he can defend you in case I can’t) I am very pious (my great uncle is the Pontiff) I love Acre (x3) I love Rivia (and my Va’count) I have never been caught consuming illegal substances I will encourage you do whatever you want and pursue your career (I’m progressive) I am Barclay (Waldenian and rich) I am NOT Ra*v I have a good looking fade I'm a politician (I keep all my promises) WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR: Is a woman (and human) Has never been jailed or trialed for the possession of illegal substances (doesn’t mean she hasn’t done them, just not caught) Body count is below the reasonable value of one (I need a good canonist wife) Her family has no medical history of diabetes, alzheimer’s, obesity, heart disease, hemophilia, thalassemia, albinism, cystic fibrosis, sickle-cell anemia, marfan syndrome, duchenne muscular dystrophy, huntington disease, polycystic kidney disease types 1 and 2, tay-Sachs disease, phenylketonuria, galactosemia, familial hypercholesterolemia, rett syndrome, fanconi anemia, kartagener syndrome, xeroderma pigmentosum, hereditary spherocytosis, tuberous sclerosis, Von Hippel-Lindau syndrome, kearns-Sayre syndrome, pearson syndrome (negotiable) Is NOT Ra*v (non-negotiable) Is STD free Is NOT my direct cousin (I am not Raev, I’m not into that) If you, dear contender, fill all these criteria, please do reach out to me, Leon Barclay (IGN: GoodGuyMatt2k ; Discord: GoodGuyMatt#3284) SIGNED, Leon Barclay, the Ultimate Bachelor, Warchief of Theoderic’s Warband, Commissioner of Legislation of the Banardian Party, your To-Be Husband. 39 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigergiri 2866 Share Posted June 27, 2022 Lonnie peeked at the missive, holding the paper to bring to her brother when he had a spare chance between his studies, her eyes glancing at his work, leaning in the door way “the option.. Is always there.Sería cruel hacerlos esperar más tiempo” Her words broke off into A dry laugh. Spoiler @SacredSource @Battle Unit 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
XOCO 502 Share Posted June 27, 2022 "Tell the lordlin' tae add that e's an alroight joustah too," Captain Potte remarked as the letter was read aloud to him, "An' tell 'im that we 'ave a few Potte wenches sittin' around if 'e fancies a propah lass." 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodGuyMatt 7066 Author Share Posted June 27, 2022 Just now, XOCO said: "Tell the lordlin' tae add that e's an alroight joustah too," Captain Potte remarked as the letter was read aloud to him, "An' tell 'im that we 'ave a few Potte wenches sittin' around if 'e fancies a propah lass." 5 minutes ago, Tigergiri said: Lonnie peeked at the missive, holding the paper to bring to her brother when he had a spare chance between his studies, her eyes glancing at his work, leaning in the door way “the option.. Is always there.Sería cruel hacerlos esperar más tiempo” Her words broke off into A dry laugh. Reveal hidden contents @SacredSource @Battle Unit Leon would love himelf a strong Potte or Hyspian lass 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronin_champloo 5951 Share Posted June 27, 2022 Application NAME: Crumena of Kamees GENDER: (Fe)Male Age: 90 REASON: I am very desperate, and in the years, I've realized that only a man can do a woman's job properly. 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt_Chief26 1205 Share Posted June 27, 2022 Ser Reinhardt hopes his grandson finds a nice hyspian girl 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodGuyMatt 7066 Author Share Posted June 27, 2022 23 minutes ago, PXY said: Application NAME: Crumena of Kamees GENDER: (Fe)Male Age: 90 REASON: I am very desperate, and in the years, I've realized that only a man can do a woman's job properly. Leon puts Crumena at the top of his list 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generi 563 Share Posted June 27, 2022 A young Qalasheen woman squinted at the missive as she saw it. "It is an option...better than anyone in this town" 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liokv 167 Share Posted June 27, 2022 (edited) EMIL BARCLAY, FATHER OF THE TO-BE HUSBAND, PREPARES FOR GRANDCHILDREN Edited June 27, 2022 by Liokv 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfroJoeTheOlogBro 1093 Share Posted June 27, 2022 A titanic stone lord lets out a hellish cry from it's dual heads of wrath and sorrow, lamenting the discrimination against his long since dead brother's people, the Raevs 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodGuyMatt 7066 Author Share Posted June 27, 2022 21 minutes ago, AfroJoeTheOlogBro said: A titanic stone lord lets out a hellish cry from it's dual heads of wrath and sorrow, lamenting the discrimination against his long since dead brother's people, the Raevs Leon continues being raevcist 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDutchFellow 1054 Share Posted June 27, 2022 The Ancient Friedrich Barclay stared at the missive his goblet of wine dropping from his shakey palm "Du vhat? Just touch some grass du Dummkopf, Nicht ask for ein dame in ein letter" the elder heavily shook his wrinkly nogging cropping the missive in his palm and throwing it to the fire before himself 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaladin Stormblessed 635 Share Posted June 27, 2022 George Obedia hums as he seriously considers this offer regarding someone, so he keeps a copy of the missive to himself. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavyn 856 Share Posted June 27, 2022 I've been standing here waiting in the rain, waiting for you to notice me. But to no avail..... my heart aches 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ydegirl 1757 Share Posted June 27, 2022 A young blonde Waldenian rushes the missive to her mistress, Mathilde ( @slattador ) "Look, Missus Mathilde!" She exclaimed, shoving the missive into the woman's pale face. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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