Haeseni Hearsay 35 Popular Post Share Posted June 13, 2023 (edited) “THE SEASON RETURNS” The sixth Lifstala season has begun, and with it, the Haense Hearsay returns The Hearsay of Hanseti-Ruska Edition XVII Joma ag Umund, 481 E.S. As the sixth season of Lifstala has begun, a plethora of events and scandals have made their way to my ear! Read well, my lovely readers, and enjoy the social season’s drama. THE ROYAL… WEDDING? ~ My dearest readers, truly the utmost scandalous event has taken place! Our very own Prince Stefan has sought to marry a commoner, Franziska Morovar, also known as the Madame Raev! Furthermore, it has been seen that this woman is pregnant out of wedlock, as if having the gall to make a move on our own prince wasn’t shameful enough! The proposal was announced during the ball following the second day of presentations, which led to Grand Prince Aleksandr punching his own younger brother in the face! A brawl of that degree over such a lowly woman… It brings me great sadness to know such a shameful scandal has torn the Barbanov brothers apart during a time that is supposed to be filled with happiness! Either way, despite the brothers’ fight, the prince and his bride planned an impromptu wedding, naming the woman he married Princess Franziska Elaine. This poor writer only hopes that the child she is carrying is in fact of Barbanov blood! THE MOST NOTABLE DEBUTS ~ This season, Lifstala had a shocking number of 62 young men and women sign up to debut! Such numbers were impressive, and it warms this writer’s heart to know that so many signed up to support their kingdom, as well as their family and friends. THE RUSKAN ROSE To follow the traditions of previous Lifstala seasons, this woman was named as Haense’s most eligible debutante! She donned a stunning gown of a gold color to honor her hauchmamej, Koenas Amadea, and to everyone’s curiosity, her headdress seemed to quite literally glow! To top off her marvelous entry, this debutante offered her token of tribute to her two late sisters, who both passed before they could have the chance to debut themselves. To name this Rose, the title goes to Lady Aleksandra Vas Ruthern! However, dear reader, despite her stunning debut, one does have to wonder: Does Lady Ruthern’s title of Ruskan Rose have anything to do with her mamej being the Princess Royal? Perhaps there is some familial bias afoot… THE HANSETI HART Similar to the Ruskan Rose, a particularly outstanding male debut was named as this Lifstala season’s most eligible bachelor. This delightful young man entered alongside his brothers, donned in gold and a noble red. He wore a warm smile bright enough to melt any lady’s heart, yet still bore a rogue demeanor that enticed many! Most eminently, however, was this gentleman’s token. He brought the first minae he had ever earned, and dedicated it to his family. Truly, Firr Ryba Novikov has earned his title as this season’s Hanseti Hart. THE BALLET BRAWL ~ The Ballet Josefina that hosted this year was truly a work of artistic genius! While it was written and choreographed by Lady Elia Stafyr, it starred Lady Aleksandra Ruthern as Josefina, Prince Cesar de Pelear as Ilya, and Valerian Godunov as Boris. It told the story of a beautiful maiden by the name of Josefina, who was caught in a passionate love triangle between two brothers! However, despite the ballet’s thrilling plotline, this writer’s doves have seen something much more interesting… Throughout the play, Lord Andrik Ruthern cried of how the ballet written by Lady Stafyr was in reality a mockery to House Ruthern! The man claimed that such was based on the Princess Royal, Analiesa Josefina, and the Duke Ruthern! Lord Andrik went on to hurl tomatoes at the stage, one of which hit the Grand Princess Amaya in the back of the head! And as if that in itself were not bad enough, Lord Andrik also struck a woman, Firress Kaida Voltonen! By the end of the play, Andrik had to be held back by several guards, and was eventually escorted from the room. If he thought the ballet was shameful to his house, imagine how his own actions must have seemed! In the end, Lord Andrik was barred from further participation in Lifstala. ~ As if the fight at the ballet weren’t enough, a tragedy struck just as the dancers were called to bow before their audience! Quite abruptly, Lord Matviy Kortrevich, who had danced as Josefina’s Pa just minutes before, collapsed from the stage, and hit his head. Despite the Grand Princess’ noble efforts to revive him at the scene, the Lord Kortrevich was pronounced dead. May GODAN keep the soul of the noble Matviy Kortrevich, and may he rest in peace. ANOTHER BARBANOV BABY? ~ Recently, the Kongzem was blessed with a new Princess, Her Highness Isabel! At the Lifstala presentations, the Koenas held her daughter lovingly in her lap, creating a heartwarming image of the Barbanov family. However, as Prince Stefan made his debut, our very own Koeng Georg dressed up in a horse suit, and paraded his son down the aisle! As if the spectacle wasn’t hilarious enough on its own, Princess Isabel seems to now only associate her father with horses! This writer can only hope Her Highness is not impaired by this facade later in her life. On a similar note, at the debuts, perhaps onlookers with good vision could notice… the Koenas has a baby bump? Could yet another Prince or Princess bless this Kongzem? It seems we will have to wait for an announcement of either a pregnancy or a birth! I, personally, am very eager to see how these events play out. My doves see all, lovely readers. Watch your words and your actions, lest they come back to haunt you. Edited June 13, 2023 by Haeseni Hearsay 35 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeawithFrisket 2634 Share Posted June 13, 2023 Frisketa looks at her banana brained brother, knowing he may be the one to end up in one of these by accident. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
teeylin 998 Share Posted June 13, 2023 Brendell Colborn cannot believe he's hearing about Matviy Kortrevich's death for the first time in a scandal column. How tragic. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibiou 1579 Share Posted June 13, 2023 14 minutes ago, Haeseni Hearsay said: This writer can only hope Her Highness is not impaired by this facade later in her life. Her Highness will definitely be impaired by her father and brother's facade later in her life. For now, she could only cheer and clap whenever a horse went by the palace window. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadabug2000 3506 Share Posted June 13, 2023 The Queen Sofia of Hyspias gaze slipped over the scandal sheet that had been delivered directly to her office. She did like her fair share of tea, and this tea was piping hot. Some she knew already, naturally and some she seemed to know more details then even the Hearsays author but as she read the column, her gaze paused and lingered at the mention of her nephew, and what happened at the ballet. Now that, that she did not know. Her perusal continued then, to the mention of what seemed to be herself and her family! It touched on her worries of Isabels future with what seemed to be the babies horse obsession and she sighed, eyeing down the gossip. "Que? Of course I have a baby bump, I'm six months pregnant!" The gossip column is then filed away for a later time. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerfectlyPeachy 1344 Share Posted June 13, 2023 Franziska poured over the contents of the latest Hearsay, the papers strewn across her bedspread as she lounged in comfort, kicking her feet up and down with a degree of joviality. She hums, non-pressed, and devours each and every syllable wherein her name was scrawled. An impassioned woman, the flame of life burned within her - it did not, however, enlighten the crevices of her mind. Franziska thought long and hard, idly tapping the tip of her finger against the flesh of her bottom lip. Stefan was the father, wasn't he? The Hearsay even had her second guessing for a moment! Then she remembered he was the only man she had ever been involved with. Crisis averted! 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apotolofo 1414 Share Posted June 13, 2023 A grin passed over a certain Lady Nicolette's face as her dear cousin Liridona (@Cheese1sgrater) read the missive aloud to her. "So Ea was correct!" she crows, a self satisfied smile upon her face. "Ea hope this is niet the end of ve drama. . . This is the most entertaining thing to have happened all decade!" 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahbarah 5021 Share Posted June 13, 2023 The Grand Princess read the title of the missive, and simply tossed the gossip column into the fireplace of her chambers. 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese 2307 Share Posted June 13, 2023 2 minutes ago, Apotolofo said: A grin passed over a certain Lady Nicolette's face as her dear cousin Liridona (@Cheese1sgrater) read the missive allowed to her. "So Ea was correct!" she crows, a self satisfied smile upon her face. "Ea hope this is niet the end of ve drama. . . This is the most entertaining thing to have happened all decade!" One Liridona Amador chuckled at her cousin's reaction to the news, seeming quite intrigued with the paper herself! "Eam sure it will niet be... ve season is niet over yet! Ea wonder what will happen next..." 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moenah 1019 Share Posted June 13, 2023 "Thank GOD for nepotism." Uttered the Ruthern as she held this latest Hearsay to her chest, lifting her head to the heavens and praising the Lord for her mother's royal blood. 21 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caedis 430 Share Posted June 13, 2023 Ryba Novikov beams as he sees his name, but still, has no idea what the Hanseti Hart actually means.. Despite being told several times. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReveredOwl 5331 Share Posted June 13, 2023 33 minutes ago, Haeseni Hearsay said: My dearest readers, truly the utmost scandalous event has taken place! Our very own Prince Stefan has sought to marry a commoner, Franziska Morovar, also known as the Madame Raev! Furthermore, it has been seen that this woman is pregnant out of wedlock, as if having the gall to make a move on our own prince wasn’t shameful enough! Andrik var Ruthern practises the song he will be forced to sing to an enraged Franziska. 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
critter 2470 Share Posted June 14, 2023 Fabian, in an uncharacteristic but perhaps understandable state since his father's death, chases the courier foolish enough to deliver a copy of the hearsay to his door out, whacking them upon the head with it repeatedly. "A prinzenas is a prinzenas, nie matter how heavily with sinful child!" 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
garentoft 8353 Share Posted June 14, 2023 2 hours ago, ibiou said: Her Highness will definitely be impaired by her father and brother's facade later in her life. For now, she could only cheer and clap whenever a horse went by the palace window. Georg neighs at her at every available opportunity. 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazedpudding 2124 Share Posted June 14, 2023 Having retreated back to the Barclay Manor, Josefina didn't even look up as the Hearsay was delivered to her. Leaning against a windowsill on the second floor, she held a small portrait to her chest of a family both long and newly dead. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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