Diogen 3071 Popular Post Share Posted January 24 [!] A depiction of savages hungrily looting gold.The very last day, Paladins marched through Hyspia, demanding to deeply cut through people's arms, almost cutting them in half, as they conducted Darkspawn tests. While the Hyspian guard force and council both work extremely hard at uncovering the Darkspawn and keeping the city safe from the UNHOLY, no permission was asked by those who follow Xan - a god they worship, without care for DIOS. They could've asked, they could've co-operated with Hyspia, but they did not. And it has all taken a turn for the worse, as they proceeded to unlawfully break through the Hyspian clinic's alchemy basement, destroying several doors, breaking the locks, and then STOLE the herbs and other material off the alchemy lab's resources, which are used to treat the patients of this city. Yet they claim to be holy? Is stealing Hyspia's medical resources holy? Is causing more work and stress to our medics, who have to treat people whose arms are almost cut in half as they dug into them, and continued to dig deeper into their flesh, with no care, an act of holiness? Does acting like vigilantes, and unlawfully conducting all these acts and antagonizing the citizenry of Hyspia, holy?This is despicable. Do better. -A concerned citizen 36 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatFunkyBunch 2066 Share Posted January 24 A towering mass of metal. Totally an Orc. But a good, DIO FEARING Orc nods rapidly. "It's true you know. I once saw a Paladin bribing a MYSTIC." 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
teeylin 998 Share Posted January 24 "DIOS MIO, stealing our herbs! Horrid!" Cried the prince of Hyspia, Arman. "I'll find you more herbs, senora. Or better yet, steal them back." 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebellionlife 359 Share Posted January 24 Alexander Llopis would be grabbing his pen and writing up an actual report. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancho 2527 Share Posted January 24 A recovering soldier sat up in his bed as one of his bannerman read the news to him. Margrave Jose Fuentes, former Colonel of the Hyspian Regiment, clutched his fist in anger. He looked around the room, anger flaring in his eyes as his loyal men sought his words. One man stepped forward, asking what shall be done about the missive. "Summon my brothers, Pedro and Juan. Get me Andre. When I walk, we march. Straight into La Dorada." Spoiler @HogoBojo @Salvius @KKgame1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johann 1417 Share Posted January 24 "Bait used to be believable..." thought a wandering knight who'd seen the missive in his travels. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvius 347 Share Posted January 24 "This is why I don't support democracy, because the commoners are stupid." Remarked a Hyspian military officer. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azukazi Khuzai 138 Share Posted January 24 "Paladins eat babies! I've seen them literally confront azdrazi then 'hug it out'!!! The godwinites should pay, but not before any dark spawn uncovered!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavey 1446 Share Posted January 24 Cesar II of Hyspia blinks in confusion as he reads this missive, "Que? Who wrote this? And why?" An exhasparated sigh soon escaped the Viceroy's lips. "I get they are angry about herbs. But why are they pointing fingers to Paladins?" 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeawithFrisket 2634 Share Posted January 24 “I wonder who is this concerned citizen…” Sofiele exclaimed as she looked down at the missive, holding it with her new clockwork arm. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borin 5259 Share Posted January 24 "Paladins do indeed eat newborns. Maybe they were trying to find a snack in the maternity ward..." Brother Ninnias contemplates, wondering whether or not to tax any paladins who attempt to cross the bridge whilst he's on guard 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordofCabbage 169 Share Posted January 24 "A very convincing crazed drunkard told me this is all true. So it must be!" Pondered a certain figure, as he scratched his forehead in thought. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perpltxed 1 Share Posted January 24 "what the heck is a darkspawn?" Bajaba Batto reads the missive slightly confused Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rukio 8910 Share Posted January 25 With a shaky hand, Aeolus of Khamees would finally pen a response: To the concerned citizen and all else it concerns, We do not steal herbs nor break into clinics. While it is true that we were in the clinic during our visit, we spent our time upstairs treating one who was cursed by darkspawn against their will. Several bore witness to this and once we had completed this task, we spoke with several within the tavern before departing the city. No darkspawn tests were administered to the citizens of this land on that day by Paladins of Xan. As a fellow medic, my only inquiry regarding the clinic was to inquire on the Hyspian woman Elena, who had a sign offering her alchemical services outside of the clinic, and to ask about who was in charge of it at present, to ensure she or they had vampiric cures on hand in case there was another attack. Should she or they wish to speak with me on the matter without accusation I would be happy to see how we can aid her or them in ensuring Hyspian patients can be treated going forward, given this recent theft of vital medicine. Signed, Aeolus of Khamees 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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