To the son of a leech that stole my hammer

[ECS1999 1007]

[!] A small note will be placed on all notice boards around Aevos that Edvard has access to:

To whoever broke into my house and stole my magic hammer, who wore a maroon blindfold and lost it in front of the chest where it was stored;
Give it back to me, this is not just a hammer it's an important relic. I have clues of who you are, it's better if you just give it back and you won't be killed.

Edvard Kervallen.

 

[_Grey_W0lf_ 625]

[!] A letter arrives at Edvard's homestead, burnt into it are the following words "You have helped me before, and therefor you have my blades in your debt old friend... Should you find in need of help, don't hesitate to ask"

[Werew0lf 12535]

“Yeah, I got your hammer. Guess what, buddy? You aren’t getting it back. L-O-L!”, said Malik the Freak.

[TreeSmoothie 5136]

John whistled, carrying a suspiciously hammer-shaped bag. "I'd hate to have been that guy!"

[Turbo_Dog 1525]

Dhen would be fixing a table with a new hammer it had gotten “I sure do hope no one has lost their hammer. Would be a shame not to have the right tool for the job of fixing furniture.” Afterwards it read the missive “Well he can’t have my hammer.”

Edited May 8 by Turbo_Dog

[Lord_of_losers 1108]

A blonde Wizard has recently come into possession of a new hammer.

 

"No... It can't be..." She looks at it, and shakes her head. "Nah. No way." Then dumps it into a chest.

[Morigung-oog 2559]

51 minutes ago, Werew0lf said:

“Yeah, I got your hammer. Guess what, buddy? You aren’t getting it back. L-O-L!”, said Malik the Freak.

 

"No." Spoke a shrouded figure. "I have your hammer."

[Ewdrawings 484]

Yera leans back in her chair, setting back a glass of wine that had been filled a few too many times in celebration. "Ungh I'm hammered...-" She blearily reads the missive, more than a little tipsy. "Oh.. I'm sure people will take this seriously and return it." 

[Operator_Bugman 229]

One of the notes was returned to Edvard's home, neatly folded with some carefully written words on the back.

"If you want it returned in one piece, you had better bring payment."

Edited May 8 by Operator_Bugman
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[satinkira 6253]

Serwa, coincidentally in the process of melting down a recently stolen hammer for reconstruction, read the missive. "Oh well. Probably not the same one. Probably."

[xo31 560]

Arthur had been in the middle of forging some new Arcanium using a strangely magical looking hammer. He read the missive handed to him by a friend, gaze flickering from the paper to the hammer for a few moments. "Nah, just a coincidence, surely."

[SimplySeo 5567]

[!]

Another note is promptly nailed on top of the note throughout various notice boards across Aevos.

 

[teeylin 1062]

"Oh, no," remarked a particularly drunken and terribly bored Hyspian princess, "I am a-quivering in my boots. Does he really think he sounds intimidating? Prima, get one of the servants to send word if there is an update. I'm dying for some entertainment." @tadabug2000

[sam33497 3187]

Zahkriikyzer the Musin reads the missive, rubbing his suspiciously hammer-shaped belly with a slight tinge of guilt.

[xMuted 2525]

"Oi donnaeh even loikeh hammers." Says Sigrun Stonehammer, finding such tools stupid.