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  1. I am tired of people like Aeric taunting the Elf community OOCly. It is very childish, and trollish. I would doubt that you would insult a large group of people to their faces. It is not an Achivement to be a jerk, but if you think it is, you are a sad person. Dont get me wrong, it is good RP, but find it stupid to brag about it OOCly. And now my anger is out for the month. *walks away, farting rainbows*

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    2. ayresalex

      ayresalex

      If you can't handle a joke. I suggest you may want to leave the server.

    3. ayresalex

      ayresalex

      If you can't handle a joke. I suggest you may want to leave the server.

    4. Yoff

      Yoff

      This is an IC issue being brought into OOC, and in terrible taste. Its true the humans should just stop the joke if the elves are getting so annoyed. To you elves on the other hand, I think you should really stop bothering about these statuses, this is just a game after all, and its not harming anyone.

  2. Goodbye! And thanks for all the fish! - The Ocelots on the temp map.

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    2. Bethykinss
    3. Yoff

      Yoff

      Ocelots began to mutate from the explosion, and where sent so far away, that they got to Asulon, and turned into what we now know as Kha'. That's the end of the story children.

    4. Bethykinss
  3. Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. Good Luck.

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    2. Dargene

      Dargene

      This escalated quickly

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Indeed

      -sits back, giggling as he watches the flames grow-

    4. Goldd

      Goldd

      I'm lost...

  4. You know you are an elf when...

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    2. Birdwhisperer

      Birdwhisperer

      You get locked out of Normandor and have to sleep in a tree.

      And you're totally fine with that.

    3. Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      ...when you disregard you're own laws and allow the two dwarfen thugs (one of which is the dwarf marshall) to continue roughing up you're citizens for money in the middle of the city, because you're afraid of them.

    4. EboBren'

      EboBren'

      .. Everyone in your city is a master of the bow even though it's against RP.

  5. This message is something insulting towards you.

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      That is my goal, to insult you, Charoodlo

    3. argonian

      argonian

      This comment remarks about how El Charoodlo broke the pattern.

    4. Ford

      Ford

      This is a taco.

  6. My character is the polar opposite of the High Elves, he is not snobby, xenophobic, bratty, or rude. And he was locked out of Haelun'or for being and I quote" Nice and respectful to the monster (Orc), and the Child (human)."

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    2. Watyll

      Watyll

      Think reasonably Danic. If Apple's high elf was raised in a totalitarian society, he would be brainwashed with their values. End of story.

    3. Esterlen

      Esterlen

      No, for once I seem to be agreeing with Tavari. We're in a bloody fantasy world. We're not going to carry over our real life morals and ethics - it's stupid to play a liberal and accepting high elf, in my opinion, for a number of reasons. Why not just have a wood elf character? Your characters acts just like one. Keep OOC and IC separate, and refrain from judging characters with our modern-day ethics.

    4. Esterlen

      Esterlen

      Character*, sorry.

  7. *has no idea how much longer he'll stay on LOTC* .-.

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    2. V0idsoldier

      V0idsoldier

      I get it, you are so wise for experiencing the real world. That's nice. But some people actually enjoy their time spent on the internet. That's why they use it in the first place. When you join a community you make bonds, I consider everyone here a friend in some aspect. And that's not how I would talk to a friend lol.

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Children quit fighting or I'll HONK you both to death.

    4. MonkeyCoffee
  8. Warning all Goblins! If I so as much meet another 4 foot tall Goblin, I will kill your entire sub-race. Goblins are 6-7 feet tall, not 3-4!

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    2. ThanksChris

      ThanksChris

      Orcs and Elves can't even breed... from what I've heard their genes are not compatible.

    3. ThanksChris

      ThanksChris

      Orcs and Elves can't even breed... from what I've heard their genes are not compatible.

    4. Stephensj

      Stephensj

      Hah, Then tell that two the hundreds of people RPing as half orc half elf. And last I checked, they can :I

  9. In the Age of Ancients the world was unformed, shrouded by fog...

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Unless if you have Ironflesh, then in that case you don't give a **** to anything like a pesky boss.

    3. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      What are you two talking about

    4. Nug

      Nug

      homestuck sucks

  10. yeah xionism is pretty cool, makes you wonder what it plagarized its stuff from

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      IT IS ALL VERY DISAPPOINTING TO ME.

      We could be better, maybe. If we tried. proooobs not

    3. Archipelego

      Archipelego

      life is all about stealing from others, the good people just do it in secret. :>

    4. chaotikal

      chaotikal

      even the name of the server is taken from something else dont make a big fuss about it this is minecraft roleplay this isn't a novel world

  11. The 'blessings' for the elves and humans are rather... Well, ineffective. Every other race (orcs, dwarves - excluding kharajyr) can live for centuries, even thousands of years - making the long lifespan of elves ineffective cos, well, that's pretty much just limiting the elves to live for [x] hundred years while these orcs and dwarves can be 2000. The ability to breed like rabbits also are shared with all the other Descendant Races. So, err... Yeah.

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    2. AGiantPie

      AGiantPie

      The curses are fine and balanced. People Rp the curses well enough. Elves are infertile, dwarves are greedy (not hard to Rp lol most people are greedy ooc), Orcs just wanna klomp stuff, and humans don't live too long. However, the blessings are somewhat inbalanced. The elven age is pretty much useless because of how fast time passes on the server. It's rare, but you can find a non-lorebreaking human that has been alive since Aegis. The human blessing isn't even a blessing it's...

    3. Heff

      Heff

      guis halfligns live to 200 and beyond calm down

    4. Lima

      Lima

      Dwarves have the blessing of being smart yet half the playerbase are retards.

      Go figure.

  12. Once Minecraft is done with its "Issues" I want all villains to reap havoc across Asulon, it has been really boring. Necromancers, summon undead and raid small towns, thieves steal stuff, and murderers kill people. Knox, please kill some people this is my wish from you.

  13. Do you guys hate me for trolling?

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    2. Secret Lizard President

      Secret Lizard President

      And no, we don't, you just have to be a subtle troll.

    3. Old Man Boiendl
    4. MonkeyCoffee

      MonkeyCoffee

      No matter what you do, I will always luv you

  14. Snowmen.

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    2. Lee Scorsby

      Lee Scorsby

      ginger is the worst christmas special ever.. :P

    3. Quavinir_Twiceborn

      Quavinir_Twiceborn

      Snowmen + Flamethrower = Snowman...with a flamethorwer next to it.

    4. Quavinir_Twiceborn

      Quavinir_Twiceborn

      Snowmen + Flamethrower = Snowman...with a flamethorwer next to it.

  15. Playing Skyrim. Which race? Khajiit, Altmer, Dunmer, Argonian, Orc?

  16. I am going to make Kharajyr sushi today. :3

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Keep on telling yourself that, Ginger.

    3. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      Every time I say something, I make myself look like an idiot ._.

    4. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Why yes, yes you do you Silly Goose.

  17. Why can't huge kingdoms like Oren just split in two then kill themselves from the inside out.... it worked with Rome!

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      I don't hate Oren, I'd just like to see something like this occur. New RP! Excitement! Fun fun!

    3. FlareGunCalamity

      FlareGunCalamity

      But theres nobody anywhere else!

    4. Knightei

      Knightei

      Well, by definition it isn't a Civil War, but it is a war that includes every one in Oren. Also, if you're hoping Oren splits up, you may need to do that yourself (plus we're respecting Mog's illness by doing nothing to him at the moment)

  18. Can we have a mass-death of all characters with GoT Surnames and/or names?

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    2. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      You know what to do, Gestahl... *Begins to plan a wedding, inviting every GoT character in Anthos*

    3. Ezo Karasuga

      Ezo Karasuga

      I won 400 minas in bets from that too. Aka half of what is left of the VonSchlichten fortune.

    4. Lark

      Lark

      Death to House Baelish!

  19. Hey guys, what is elven for "You breed with the mouth of a goat"?

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    2. A Spooky Witch
    3. TwilightWolf

      TwilightWolf

      We have our own elven language in the RP forums that would actually work in game. You'd have to modify what you're saying a lot though for it to actually make sense.

    4. A Spooky Witch

      A Spooky Witch

      I've tried to use the guide but it's so limited, unless we have a translator of our own I just use that one as a fall back. >_<

  20. What the **** are snow elves.

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    2. Aedan The Bard

      Aedan The Bard

      Who apparently need their own nation.

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Oh. Skyrim snow elves.

    4. Abeam

      Abeam

      The controversy is over the fact that the Snow Elves have a ridiculously low population, most likely due to their poor attempts at diplomacy in the early stages of their infancy. Yet still demand the same amount of respect as another nation, which is especially troublesome due to the fact that the High Elves are spearheading a massive unification of the Elves as a whole, with the Wood and Dark Elves joining them, so the Snow Elves are seen as another group of Elven 'Loners', who in t...

  21. French makes everything better.

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    2. MonkeyCoffee

      MonkeyCoffee

      J'AI UN CHEVRE IL VEUX

      DU MAGIC LIVRE.

    3. MrSyth

      MrSyth

      Ce ne pas correcte, c'est La Livre Magique ou La Livre du Magique. Tu n'as pas bien à français.

    4. MrSyth

      MrSyth

      ^That's not correct, it's "La Livre Magique" or "La Livre du Magique". You're not good at french.

  22. !WARNING ALL ORPHANS! All orphans by 12:00 pm tomorrow shall be EXTERMINATED by the grand Dalek regime and the corpse will be fed to those orcs who slaughtered your parents. That is all.

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      -EXTERMINATES Glylith-

      Oren? Peasants?

      -laughs-

      The peasants will get the bone marrow.

    3. Elfen_

      Elfen_

      I cannot be exterminated! I will prevaillllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    4. Cyndikate
  23. The various races and their solutions to problems:

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    2. 3andD

      3andD

      Edwards: lel :I

    3. Kaun

      Kaun

      Actually Raptor, no Elves went to the GMs to stop it from what I know, they just stepped in.

    4. Shorsand

      Shorsand

      Adunians: where is land?! Y U NO LAND?!

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