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  1. i'm a striga irl

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    2. Banard

      Banard

      not sure why supposed 'girls' are allowed to post on the forums

    3. Anderssn

      Anderssn

      Wanna suck my blood? :*

    4. Babadooks
  2. I've had enough of the cyber-bullying. kc2KAGT.jpg?1

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    2. justDEWit
    3. Rassidic

      Rassidic

      you're not even unbanned grim come on

    4. ScreamingDingo

      ScreamingDingo

      it was not on a lotc medium ok

       

  3. if fox people can be accepted why can't bee people be accepted i like bee movie

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    2. Fishy

      Fishy

      i think animal races are well gay

    3. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      i'm so glad you replied.. i'm your biggest fan! i admire your work!

    4. Aengoth

      Aengoth

      just need bunny people and then lotc'ers can relive that zootopia fanfic bullshit

  4. If you feel like reading something I'll be, periodically, putting a lot of time and effort into - check this out! 

     

  5. If you're good at chemistry, you'll get all the ladies. I promise. Truss mi daddi.

     

    (Atleast you'll get me.)

     

  6. It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. 

  7. iT's happenNign!!!! right next t OT the citY1!!!! :DDD XDDD @2E@#@$

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    2. Fishy

      Fishy

      Grool slaves to get a new city out, and it's destroyed in not even a week. Sad.

    3. Ford

      Ford

      adelburg is LITERALLY destroyed right now people are DEAD 

    4. Taylor

      Taylor

      what's wrong with you loren........

  8. joey is literally spongebob. he enjoys working yet the staff (mr. krabs) legit abuse him, don't pay him and spit upon him. explain that, staff. explain.

  9. Matthew, Mark, Luke and John,
    Bless the bed that I lie on.
    Four corners to my bed,
    Four angels round my head;
    One to watch and one to pray
    And two to bear my soul away.

    1. mmat

      mmat

      bless you my child

  10. my ******* eyes 

    1. Fishy

      Fishy

      too white for ya? hehehehehehe

  11. Nothing annoys me as much as people who chew gum like a cow, loud as ****, not caring for other's sanity. 

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    2. Kim

      Kim

      I dont think im in that situation often enough to care

    3. oblivionsbane

      oblivionsbane

      If a balloon was rubbed around me more than once a year I think I'd go insane.

    4. Kim

      Kim

      Thats like me except its whenever my littlr sister talks to me lmao

  12. oh god yeah i love strong warrior women..... i love a nice woman that can beat the **** out of me!!

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    2. Loreq
    3. LaCabra (Soda)

      LaCabra (Soda)

      this status got me hot and steamy

    4. mmat

      mmat

      I'll be your warrior woman amore mio.........

  13. oh how they come crawling back

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    2. EmbryoGod

      EmbryoGod

      Listen longfingers you need to stop

    3. HurferDurfer1

      HurferDurfer1

      powercreep 2.0

  14. oh what congrats on MAT nerd

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    2. Mephistophelian

      Mephistophelian

      Oh no....Now I must brace myself.

    3. jamesb

      jamesb

      Praised him already tooooo

    4. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      thats not even an accomplishment

  15. OH-OH HERE SHE COMES. -

    1. Pureimp10

      Pureimp10

      Watch out boy she'll chew you up

    2. Space

      Space

      YOU MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRU-- oh

      nvm

  16. OÙ T'ES, PAPAOUTAI?

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    2. Man of Respect

      Man of Respect

      this song is very dope brazil 10101/10 10 okkkk

       

       

    3. big narstie

      big narstie

      I love Malocchio.

    4. Swgrclan

      Swgrclan

      boopity boppity, rome was white, ayy i'm walkin' here

  17. Performing at coffeehouses is so fun!

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    2. oblivionsbane

      oblivionsbane

      You sing? That's cool.

    3. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      I do it for the $$$

    4. Ford

      Ford

      *snaps fingers pretentiously*

  18. piano class is hell 

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    2. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      ur the one to talk yeet

    3. Sythan

      Sythan

      Curious. How long you been playing?

    4. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      A year or two. I am a classically trained violinist/harpist. I decided to take a lil class for it but I still have so much to learn. 

  19. please get me to 900 rep before i blow my ******* brains out

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    2. Jakesimonson

      Jakesimonson

      looks like someone wants attention...

    3. Swgrclan

      Swgrclan

      skip the rep and blam yourself instead, lady

    4. John Ivory
  20. Please give me advice on rusing my teacher so I do not fail an important assignment. (Before you do it: do not suggest that...)

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    2. Aelu / Rel (Combustionary)

      Aelu / Rel (Combustionary)

      That name meaning what you'd name the assignment, I mean.

    3. Ford

      Ford

      sex is a pretty viable option tbh

    4. Rickson

      Rickson

      Open a word document. Type anything into it, save it. Then go to http://corrupt-a-file.net/ and corrupt it, then edit the file name and send it to your teacher.

      When he gets it, it'll say it's corrupt. Act confused and say something along the lines of, "I'll have it in next week, seeing I might have to re-do it all."

  21. please give me attention i'm ur biggest fan since day 1.......

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    2. Salvo

      Salvo

      finish this ****

    3. Fishy

      Fishy

      stop spamming me with notifications

    4. Textarea

      Textarea

      i hate spammers

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