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  1. TO MAU’MADUR “Since the Orcish unification, our guidelines have been vague. It is uncertain to what regard Mau’Madur is to be held; so I send out this document to clear such. The Kezuhk is a subordinate to the Rex. Mau’Madur is to be a vassal under Krugmar, and Krugmar hold domain over it’s lands. Krugmar agrees to make no changes within the lands of Mau’Madur, unless it is to aid a defensive effort (e.g building a fort) / the lands are being used to aid the enemy. The Wargoths of clan Lur and Lak from Mau’Madur are allowed into the Wargoth council, and with such come the privileges and power of being Wargoths. Krugmar agrees not to call Mau’Madur into any war he wishes, only when he raises the scorpion banner and the war is considered a threat to orcish race as a whole by the vote of the Wargoth council, or the war is defensive in nature. To do otherwise would be an insult to the agreement. The lands of Mau’Madur are allowed to use their own government system, and elect their own Kezuhk to rule over the lands. The orks of Mau’Madur are considered equal to those of Krugmar, and will be treated as such. Mau'Madur will also be allowed to make its own affairs with other states and nations so long as they do not hinder the orcish race, and pit do not orks to fight against each other. Upon a new Rex taking the throne, the terms will be reconsidered between the Kezuhk and Rex, and if no agreement is met, a klomp will be used as a last resort to decide the terms. Rex Skalp’Raguk da Uniter Kezuhk Ugrad’Lur”
  2. UNITING THE CLANS ⚙-⚙-⚙ [!] Korgahk’Gorkil leading the Krugmar division to Mau’madur’s walls. The day was young; and the sun rose steadily across the Mau’madurian swampy horizon; its rays shining through the bog trees. Rex Skalp the Young, Korgahk’Gorkil and Targoth Eyeboila’Raguk were the first to clamber off their longships. They had come a long way from the sandy mesas and San’Azgak, and had bore unto them many a storm on their way. Nonetheless, they had come to talk to Ugrad’Lur and the other Mau’Madurians; to offer peace to the competing orcish nation. The warband trudged through the bog’s murky waters and cut through the verdant vegetation to arrive at Mau’Madur’s gates. From there, they waited. The sun was not yet at noon, and Skalp was early to the meeting. As the wargoths theorized and planned amongst themselves, Nazark told many a great tale of clan wars and orcish strength to the grunts, reliving his lengthened life. At last, though, the sun shone vertical upon the party, and Ugrad’Lur emerged alone. “Ug, Raguks and Gorkils.” He greeted, and then explained that due to Mau’Madur’s laws, only one orcish diplomat may enter at a time. Krugmar’s band sprung up in retort, defending their Rex and warning him if he entered alone, his death was a surety. However, the young Rex doubted not Mau’Madur’s honor, and entered unattended; albeit somewhat foolishly. From there, Fiil’Yar accompanied the Rex and Kezuhk to Mau’Madur’s round table, where Falum’Lur awaited them. Thus began a long and arduous argument; the party’s tongues flicking over insults and semantics. Suggestions after suggestions were offered by one party, only to have it spat on by the other. Frustrated, the Rex challenged Ugrad to an honor duel. If Skalp won, Mau’Madur would be vassalized and assimilated into Krugmar, and the Rex would rule over them. If Ugrad won, a defensive alliance was to be formed between the two. “Mi am blahin lat’s ash last tik, Ugrad, da Orks am to be unified under ash leader, by peace or by wagh. Mi am nub da boy cryin’ wolf, mi am da wolf walkin’ to da gahk piggies’ wooden blarg. Mi implores lat’s: Accept da klomp or mi will huff puff agh blow lat’s Goi down.” Reluctantly, and threatened with war if he does not, Ugrad agreed. *** “Gaakh Krug hon’tala maukum; Gaakh Krug golmu durbum azh amirz’darg’ub maamar Uruk-hai. Lûp’Krug. May it be Krug looks upon this klomp, may it be Krug gives strength to one who will guide the orcish people best. Praise Krug. Lûp’Lur; Hon’tala lûk’lab Ugrad rad. Kezukh baltu-ob. Praise Lur; Look upon your son Ugrad now. Kezukh of marshes. Lûp’Leydluk; Hon’tala lûk’lab Skalp rad. Rex thagûrzu-ob. Praise Leydluk; Look upon your son Skalp now. Rex of dry fields. Maukum hûrûrz. Gaakh.” Klomp with honor. Let it be. And with the conclusion of Fiil’Yar’s prayers, the bout begun. Fists were thrown, kicks were met with teeth, and grapples tossed about. The honor-duel lasted many an hour, nearly that of a day as the two behemoths tore each other down to the last shred of their willpower. The fight was even, and no clear victor was shown until the end. Ugrad was strong, taller and bearing more muscle than the young Rex, and beat him to a pulp. Skalp’s eyes were bruised, and his teeth were spat aside. However, Skalp was quick, filled with vigor and bearing an undeniable will to continue fighting. Around the Rex’s neck hung the runestone of Leyd, and with a final punch to the flank of Ugrad’s jaw, the smith beat the hunter. Mau’Madur was now assimilated into Krugmar. Ugrad and Skalp then had a similar duel to decide the new orcish Rex, bearing the same results. The crimson Raguk aided Ugrad to his feet, and delivered onto him a respectful headbutt; a warrior’s bond having formed in the youthful Rex’s mind. *** From there, Skalp returned home alone, bruised and bloody, limping and clambering into San’Azgak. Various Krugmarian orks moved to aid him, notably that of Pretkag’Gorkil and Karakah, and they quizzed Skalp about the outcome of his meet with Mau’Madur. With a smile, and a straightened spine, the Rex spoke: “When mi became Rex, there were many doubts. ‘He am too young’, ‘He am just a kub’, ‘He am a Raguk’. They were warranted at the tik, yub, but nub now. Since takin’ lead, has mi nub delivered on mi promises? As a kub, Mi led raids agh won them outnumbered, many of lat’s have gained titles from such; ‘Steelskin’. As a kub, mi has led us through famine agh wagh with Oren, so dat nub’ash would flat under mi kommand. As a kub, mi has revived da Krughai, agh brought aktiviti agh prosperity to Krugmar. Now mi blah to lat’s as an uruk, nub longah a kub. As such, mi has brought lat’s unity. Mau’Madur is assimilated into Krugmar! We am ash people! But there am still promises mi has to deliver, brothers agh sisters; wi have written our first page in da histori books, grab da pen: Let us write some more.” And such were met with jovial cries of relief and celebration. The orcs had been unified, and their combined strength shone through their ranks. They were a strong people once more, unified and driven as a singular machine. Greatness was theirs by birthright, the time was now to take it. “ANG GUND GRIISH.”
  3. Rex Skalp’Raguk da Young nods approvingly, glad to see the Gorkils were strong once more.
  4. WANTED IN DA UZG: “Da Krughai am on da lookout for this halflin’, Pelegren Applebrook, who we believe am responsible for da saltin’ of our fields agh burnin’ of our library. Description: Small halfling, ‘round 3’ foot, tanned, missin’ a leg, ear agh thumb. Green eyez, brown hair. Bring him to da Rex ALIVE. Da reward be 500 zhinies. Scribed by Fizzard’Raguk REX Skalp’Raguk da Young”
  5. THE NEW ORCISH HUNTSGOTH [!] An orc on the hunt for the Great Votar The Uzg seemed quiet, it has been for various days. Skygod mishaps had made the lands hard to traverse, and had halted many an orcish warband from pillaging. Nontheless, the orks stood firm, and upon the bellow of a warhorn, many came on a whim. They gathered ‘round the youthful orcish Rex, and awaited loyally his words to strike their ears. “Many of lat’s have grown to gruk Namyra’Lur as a capable agh bub’hosh hunter, despite her twiggy blood. They have klomped for uz, worked for uz, agh bled for uz in many occasions. Howevah: Today we congratulate dem, for hard work payz off! Namyra has won da Great Votar, and iz now da new orkish huntsgoth. Ang-Gijak ishi! Ang Gund Griizh!” The plaza erupted into shouts of celebrations, and with this the Rex decided to add another announcement in celebratory fashion, “Da prohibition was an insult to Krug, bruddas. Mi will nub apologize for mi aktions in removin’ lat’s from lat’s grogg, but wi will make amends by givin’ it back! Drink, party! Da prohibition is broken, we am ztill in da game!” And drink they did, for many hours in celebration. Brawls erupted in the tavern, and only time and other skygod shenanigans ended the party. It was a good day for the orcs of Krugmar.
  6. nub kayr and also ur white so?!??1

    1. MinaGobbler


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  7. “Ruswick will never be the same again; gone are the days of our freedom. No Gods, no Kings no Borders.” Says the Red Man of Ruswick
  8. FAMINE IN THE UZG ⚙-⚙-⚙ The spirit Kinul, sending forth Tagnir’s lessers. A warhorn screamed throughout the sandy mesa, calling forth those from their homes. Once more it bellowed, and then thrice; it’s call urgent. The Rex, Skalp’Raguk the Young, now upon his 19th birthday, stood atop a pedestal, awaiting expectantly as many an ork came about. He paced about the wooden floor, glowering and struggling to control his angered breathing before speaking to the gathering. “Behind mi.” They made their way to the farms, of which supplied Krugmar’s tables with bread and other delicacies, a necessity to keep the warnation churning and well-oiled. Though, this day tragedy struck. Crops laid strewn across the floor, and the very soil had been salted. The Rex knelt downwards, running his palm through the ruined dirt before looking towards his people. “It would seem sumash is tryin’ to undermine mi; lat’s agh our gloriouz nation as a whole! They move to starve us agh flat our kubs slowly with da neglekt of grub. Howevah, dey forget: We am Orks. We do nub bend to da whims of those who lurk in da shadows. For dis reason, mi am revivin’ da Krughai! We will find dis perpetrator; use his teeth as dice agh his skull as a football for our kubs. His corpse will be strung up agh hung from da roof of mi throne room. Until den, bruddas, do nub bend, do nub succumb to such dishonorable flats, for lat’s am Uruk. Ang Gund Griizh.” “Aight gitz! Any news or suspicion about da farm-salta’ must immediately be reported to da Targoth; Eyeboila’Raguk or da Rex himself. Scribed by Fizzard’Raguk REX SKALP’RAGUK DA YOUNG ” “ANG GUND GRIISH.”
  9. A Raguk Rex grumbles as competition arises. . . ((Good post, looks cool
  10. ”Nub think cause lat's da Dominuz we's gonna go eazi on lats.” The Goblin said before being slapped over the head by the Rex. “Accepted!” he whimpered
  11. The Rex nods in approval as he has Fizzard read them to him.
  12. “Accepted, lat’s git!” Cried a goblin, scribbling his name onto a list.
  13. THE KRUG-HAI Mauz-ob da wagh uzg. “Glok agh Glozad.” The Krughai- the military of the War Nation of Krugmar and social ladder of the proud orkish domain. All orks- whether they are the scrawniest goblin or an olog of the dullest wit-are expected to partake, for not to do so is considered a high dishonour. HIERARCHY REX | SKALP’RAGUK THE YOUNG Supreme authority of the Krughai and Keshig alike. ELITE RANKS: Targoth | Eyeboila’Raguk da Ugli General and Primary Overseer of the Krughai. They are typically a particularly battle-hardened and strategically astute Uruk, who is tasked with appointing Warbosses, formulating plans, offering strategic advice and leading the Krughai into battle! Large scale war games and nation-wide training sessions are also organized by the Targoth personally. UNIFORM: Warboss Commanders of the army, responsible for training and leading a small cohort of uruks known as a Warband. A variant of the Warboss is a Seaboss- who leads a “Crew” opposed to a “Warband.” UNIFORM: Flagbearer Tasked with bearing the banner of the Uzg in battle- a slightly more esteemed soldier and right hand to the Warboss. UNIFORM: STANDARD RANKS: Raxborn Widely considered to be the best fighter in the entirety of Krugmar, they are awarded bloodsteel and gold-tinted steel. It is considered a great honor to be the Raxborn of the Krughai and many young uruks seek such out. UNIFORM: Waghboy A more experienced member of the Krughai than the Grunt, having had proved himself in battle and by showing up for trainings. It is also the final rank to earn before moving on to a more elite role. UNIFORM: Grunt Unskilled and seasoned soldiers alike, the Grunts are the main brunt of the Krughai, with cavalry, infantry and archers of various degrees of skills encompassed within the rank. UNIFORM: Runt The newcomers of the Krughai, having not yet earned their uniform. They are often whipped and beaten into a more disciplinary attitude. SPECIALIST RANKS Grubgoth | Fizzard’Raguk Tasked with keeping the bellies of the orkish people full! And providing rations for orks heading into battle. Especially adroit grubgoths may have dabbled with potion making or the art of gold-plating apples. Gruntboss | Shakul’Gorkil Tasked with processing new Grunts and equipping them with surplus armour, a home and a pat on the back. Screamer | Pretkag’Gorkil An Uruk- typically a goblin or an ork with a noticeably shrill voice -tasked with rallying the orcs to their battle stations! MILITARY CENSUS [OOC] IGN: DISCORD: DISCORD: *Discord is mandatory. Uncoordinated soldiers are as bad if not worse than lack of soldiers. [IC] NAME: RACE: “ANG GUND GRIISH.”
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