Narthok 9213 Share Posted January 13, 2022 We must defend the Lectors from the Taxmen! says manfred 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickando 3395 Share Posted January 13, 2022 I couch-surfed with Father Temesch! Now I raise my sword to defend him from the taxman! says tiuthwyn fervently. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mio 3771 Share Posted January 13, 2022 "I hope the church shows representation against this unjust taxation!" Otto murmured. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteppeNomad 1552 Share Posted January 13, 2022 A mounted horse nomad and an 'Aheral hoplite are stopped by the sight of a screaming lector running down the street while on fire, screaming about the end. Together, despite their differences, the Hoplite and the Horse Archer together stride forward to add pledge themselves to the army of Lord Brae, a king by his own hand would reward warriors of his cause with a worthy prize, fit for any warrior of Krugmenistan. A farm, and the slaves to tend it 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengin 198 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Scoria shoves gravel armful by armful into the floorboards of his house. "The taxmen are coming. You must hide. Don't fret, you will be safe here. I promise." He sheds a tear as he reassures his beloved gravel that it will be safe before grabbing a piece of Gibsco candied gravel (if it's not Gibs, it's not good) from between the couch and continuing on with his day. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wowj 2831 Share Posted January 13, 2022 The Under-Lord, Gillriik Ungri, shouts loudly, shaking gravel from the walls of his cave. "WI NUB KNEEL TU DOZE ZTOWTUR DEN UZ!" 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewTech 2815 Share Posted January 13, 2022 “YOU TELL THEM QUENTIN!” Eliza shrieks, shaking a fist in the general direction of Urguan in support of her husband. @Shorsand 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeypoacher 6993 Share Posted January 13, 2022 "The Empire pledges its swords," said Herod Harrenid, who is in no way qualified to pledge the Empire's swords, "We must be ready to defend Canonism to the death - even if Canonism will be the death of us!" 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Javert 5573 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Javier de Pelear, Canonist ruler of the Barony of Arenisca, grumbles upon hearing the news. "I followed the Irehearts into war against an excommunicated Emperor with no hesitation...but if they attempt to squash mi canonist bretheren, who have done nothing but maintain neutrality, that is a different story entirely." grumbled the Baron, as he prepared to write a letter to the Grand King and Lord of Du Loc respectively. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
argonian 12843 Share Posted January 13, 2022 "GOD BLESS DU LOC", says Jurgen, fully committed to fighting any man (or half-man) to the death who would dare invade GOD's last sacred country. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabby64 1295 Share Posted January 13, 2022 "put tha irehearts on troial!" Durin hammerforge yells in anger 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bugbytes21 790 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Bishop Markos San Luciano reads the letter, as a vein in his head nearly pops "These dwarves were fighting for virtue against the evil empire, not just literally a few saints days ago, now they turn their backs on us Faithful Canonists" Bishop Markos then spits on the ground "This must be a lesson that the church must learn: that we cannot trust heathens. For when the moment presents itself, they will betray us, I pray for peace, but thou art shalt prepare for war" 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit 964 Share Posted January 13, 2022 (edited) Winchester, the Goat Farmer, dawned his gambeson, before secondly adorning his chainmail body armor that his father's father's father's father wore during the Great Crusades. Aggressively polishing the rust off of an old family sword, and brung his goats to the city of Du Loc."Now this, these are the faithful I can rally for." Edited January 13, 2022 by Gambit 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIGH_FIRE 4118 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Duncan sits down reading the letter before bursting into laughter "WOW MY BOOK REALLY PISSHED DEM OFF SHO MUCH THEY WENT TO ATTACK ANOTHER NATION!". He would continue laughing thinking about how likely another war is. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pureimp10 5179 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Everard sighs upon reading the letter, but gets to work writing letters and arranging meetings. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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