Mickaelhz 3832 Popular Post Share Posted September 22, 2023 THE A.D.D.F.A The Anti Deep Dolphin Feeder Act Spoiler Dear friends of the Ferrymen, Today I write to notify you of a horrible upset of our serene balance. In recent times we, The Ferrymen, have allowed the world to turn by itself. We have done minimal raiding, left the roads relatively safe and shown more genuine care for those fortunate enough to encounter our merry band. This is because we believe that we’ve reached a point in history where there is no clear oppressor of our ideology, giving us no clear opposition. Due to this, our men have finally had the time to feast on the fruits of their labor, some even enjoying multiple years of forceful vacation. As a result of this lavishness, our presence has greatly diminished. Now it’s important to not act a fool, we are not gone.. - and we see everything. We feel the need to set things straight, and for that we require to be enabled by the brave and proactive leaders of this realm. If you’ve ever wanted to be in good standing with the Ferrymen, this is your chance to make your stance clear. The Lavish Luxury Leech Lurks It is an immense slight that this news was brought to me during the Ferrymen’s yearly memorial day for all victims, male and female, of the Orenian social seasons. In recent times, the voices in our ears have spoken more and more of attempted Orenianism, idolizing everything and anything that has to do with both the Kingdom and the not-so-holy, single-state “Empire” of Oren, some even claiming titles that are related to the name “Oren”. As you know, since the dawn of time, the Ferrrymen have bravely fought against these horrible people in hopes of forging a safer environment for all of the realm’s youth. Oren, Kingdom or Empire, is our ever-enemy. It should also be yours. As to return to brighter times, we declare to all of this realm that: I - The Cultural Marooning |1 Novellen, the name, will not be used, not even for signing documents. |2 Oren, the name, will not be used, not even in landless titles. |3 Paintings, statues, drawings that portray figures depicting Orenian nobility, politicians, soldiers, cities or non-religious buildings are forbidden from being displayed in public or on the ground-floor of your domicile. |4 Uniforms that are or closely resemble those of Orenian militaries are contraband. |5 Publicly praising anything Orenian is now forbidden. |6 Being formerly associated with anything Orenian must be reported to your nearest Ferryman base of non-violent operations. |7 A nation shall not fraternize with people in violation of these rules, they will be considered just as guilty as the Orenians doing the deed. This also contains having ongoing pacts or agreements with places proven to be in violation of these rules. |8 A nation shall not stand up or defend people proven to be in violation of one of these rules. II - The Consequences |1 Anyone found in violation of any of these rules will not instantly implode on the spot. They will instead face my men as a hurdle in every single political endeavor they wish to embark on. My men will blindly choose the opposing party, in or outside of an official war. Relentless violence will find you and we will not stop until you are depleted of courage to leave your rat-infested basement. To Our Current And Former Allies We understand that we have been out of the geopolitical space for more than a while, yet we do not forget the times of daily Orenian reaping. After all hardships, the Ferrymen extend a hand to those who at one point in time were able to bathe in glory alongside the Ferrymen. To those supporting us in keeping the roads clean of the wigged vermin, we open up our doors for friendly conversation once more. As such, we are eagerly expecting signatures from the following friends of old. To ignore our call is to declare yourself an accomplice to the to-be Orenian renaissance. Any support granted will only be taken in the context of this document specifically. |1 The Most Serene State of Lurin |2 The Grand Kingdom of Urguan |3 The Kingdom of Haense |4 The League of Veletz |5 The Exilic Kingdom of Numendil |6 The Iron Horde |7 The Kingdom of Norland |8 The Principality of Talar’nor |9 The Commonwealth of Petra |10 The Crown of Amathine We also expect a more formal announcement from the following places who are currently known to be in violation of one or more of these rules. Let it be known that the Ferrymen are open to support a path of redemption. |1 The United Kingdom of Aaun |2 The Kingdom of Balian Signed, The Ferryman, Emperor of Snoren O SAINTE RÈGNE PETRÉRE HER ROYAL MAJESTY, Renilde I, by the Grace of GOD, Queen of the Petra, Marquise de Val d’Estenou, Countess of Temesch and Moere, Baroness of Garmont, Valfleur , Vallagne-en-Petra, and of the Phoenixspire, Protector of the Meadows, Defender of Liberty The Silver Lubba Garedyn The Emerald, Grand King of Urguan, Chief of the Mossborn, Prophet of Yemekar, Seer of Hefrumm, Zealot of the Triad Veynora Wynasul, Flame of Talar’nor ooc: comment to have your sign added 49 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tilly 3685 Share Posted September 22, 2023 “Oh shit on a shingle!” Renilde’s eyes were wide as saucer plates as she skimmed the missive herself, she being a Novellen, though it never was part of the reason that she came to rule the Commonwealth. She was quick to share this news with her counselors, and urged them to abide by this new set of circumstances. 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mika1278 2699 Share Posted September 22, 2023 The Silver Lubba very simply responds with "All o' my lads hate the lobsters" followed by a few bobs of the head as he reads the missive, being the old lobster cooker that he is, ready to add his standard signature:The Silver Lubba Spoiler 17 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hearth 873 Share Posted September 22, 2023 Upon reading the declaration, Emperor King Cyris the First, the Second, swiftly disbanded the Orenian Empire of Bywater for legal reasons. "Feck me 'tat were a close one." 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cappor 545 Share Posted September 22, 2023 Iscesi, from the distant whereabouts of his holiday retreat, watched as the envelope flew down a lengthy chimney, the only thing serving an entrance to he and his isolation. He pressed his thumb against the Ferrymen sigil, and having been the only word of his faction in years, he instantly, and albeit slowly, read aloud the contents to his only companion on the isle - a feline named Meow. He hadn't known of this peace, it was something unlike the Ferrymen, so rightfully he concluded his dreary absence must have provoked this armistice. No fighting force is a good force without their best warrior. "...no clear oppressor... horrible people..." He muttered, only bothering to skim the rest until reaching the edict, "FACE MY MEN" Oh, how he thought! This must mean his key to freedom. Surely a scallywag would come in due time to save him from this barbaric and cruel punishment - for what, he really didn't know - to return on the Ferrymen fighting line. And so, he comforted himself in the firm cushion, and will wait there until his savior makes sign. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaslaw 272 Share Posted September 22, 2023 "Now, just not to forget so history doesnt repeat itself..." *Mumbled the elf not too found of history being prohibited from being spoken of* "May the world remember, but fair stuff." 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LithiumSedai 4839 Popular Post Share Posted September 22, 2023 1 hour ago, Mickaelhz said: |6 Being formerly associated with anything Orenian must be reported to your nearest Ferryman base of non-violent operations. A Ferryman fan duly obliges, reporting a former Orenian associate: 36 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
argonian 12844 Share Posted September 22, 2023 "Article I is fair, the rest belong in the fires of Hell," says Aetirix Barclay, CHILD OF HOREN. 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_RoyalCrafter_ 3300 Share Posted September 22, 2023 "Oren sucks" The Grand King signed without much deliberation, as he remembered fighting in the wars that dissolved Oren on Almaris. Garedyn The Emerald, Grand King of Urguan, Chief of the Mossborn, Prophet of Yemekar, Seer of Hefrumm, Zealot of the Triad 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisoulis777 259 Share Posted September 22, 2023 Abdur Razzeeq Al-Mona read the massive with a big smile upon his face "it's good to see our akhis still around, may allah keep the Ferryman safe and for them to prosper" the qalasheen man said Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
iFractal 301 Share Posted September 22, 2023 Veynora scans over the missive with intrigue “Why not.” She says aloud, promptly applying her signature and stamp Veynora Wynasul, flame of Talar’nor 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancho 2544 Share Posted September 22, 2023 A former Orenian Ferryman silently exits frame! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstriaS 3719 Share Posted September 22, 2023 Tar-Caraneth Aryantë, renowned despiser of Empires and bureaucrats, remarked, "I don't usually agree with mercenaries, but he's onto something here." 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Javert 5594 Share Posted September 22, 2023 Maegor I, Grand Prince of Aeltarys, makes a mental note to not allow anything Orenian in his nation. "I would rather not have Ferrymen at my door." Maegor stated as he sat within his home. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enlightenment 1482 Share Posted September 23, 2023 "I wonder where Sergi of House Sala is, I don't think he'd like this." @sergisala 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts