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  1. The Druidic Order

    What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

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    2. Ever

      Ever

      BLOOD ORANGE!

    3. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      Your pun game is weak, all of you.

    4. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      Except for Ever.

  2. The Druidic Order

    Why was the pine sapling punished by his father?

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    2. Monomakhos

      Monomakhos

      Why.

    3. KarmaDelta

      KarmaDelta

      That makes no sense. Worst druid joke ever. You're really barking up the wrong tree here.

    4. Heff

      Heff

      for what pvrpose

  3. The Druidic Order

    We're back! Post your corny nature puns to celebrate! I'll be waiting with great ent-icipation!

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    2. mitto

      mitto

      these puns are beeutiful

    3. Wyvernbane

      Wyvernbane

      Hey, you druids, arn't we all a bit squirrely?

    4. danic

      danic

      rye must you dew this

  4. The Druidic Order

    Ever had any questions about Druidism or the Druid Order? Ask here! https://www.lordofthecraft.net/topic/115667-druidism-qa/

    1. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      No nature puns this time! I'm branching out!

    2. Arkelos

      Arkelos

      God damn it.

  5. The Druidic Order

    Happy Birthday to Athera's newest Ent, Ruithorn!

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    2. Aptrotta

      Aptrotta

      WHat is an Ent?

    3. Parading

      Parading

      a tree with a nose and stuff

    4. Merkaken

      Merkaken

      Bael. Shh. Be nice

  6. The Druidic Order

    Why did the leaf go to the doctor?

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    2. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      Yes Ebony Druid Ford, he was feeling green!

    3. Eleatic

      Eleatic

      Please no.

    4. Parkins

      Parkins

      Because it was made by a filthy druid scum.

  7. The Druidic Order

    When winter is over, trees are....

    1. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      Re-leaved!

      Check out the druid guild thread for more hilarious nature puns!

    2. Lym

      Lym

      Now that's what I as a German would call classy propaganda.

  8. The Druidic Order

    Important Druidic Update! #Dedicants

    1. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

    2. Birdwhisperer

      Birdwhisperer

      I demand puns.

    3. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      Demand denied. Tree again a-nut-er day.

  9. The Druidic Order

    If you're bored, why not play this druid-themed game? http://games.usvsth3m.com/2048/druid-edition-2/

    1. Pinsir99

      Pinsir99

      I beat the old one.

    2. Evilbanana5757

      Evilbanana5757

      http://gyazo.com/f7e833e02babb432c44945bd0c5d048a

      have I won yet?

  10. The Druidic Order

    If Beethoven were a druid, he would have composed 'Oat to Joy'.

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    2. KarmaPhantasm

      KarmaPhantasm

      You guys taking my buns. Oat shame.

    3. Asgeir

      Asgeir

      Yew punny son of a birch!

    4. Wyvernbane

      Wyvernbane

      One Druid to another, SHUT UP. <3 I still love ya

  11. The Druidic Order

    Why didn't the tree want to play checkers?

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    2. zaezae

      zaezae

      Made me click "Show all" just to see that :(

    3. DISCOLIQUID

      DISCOLIQUID

      Look, if you want jokes, you're barking up the wrong tree.

      @DruidicOrder Branch out with your puns. Feel free to let your old jokes stem into new ones. Try turning a new leaf? Just get a new season.

      ALSO, do you guys like my picture? <…,,…> I just Drew-It.

    4. Cloakedsphere

      Cloakedsphere

      because 7 8 9

  12. The Druidic Order

    What did the tree do when the bank closed?

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    2. Angel~

      Angel~

      Booooo x3 <3

    3. Space

      Space

      Kill yourself.

    4. K00l

      K00l

  13. The Druidic Order

    SATURDAY WAS CAPSLOCK DAY IN HONOR OF BILLY MAYS! WE MISSED IT, BUT IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO ADVERTISE ENTHUSIASTICALLY!

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    2. Eleatic

      Eleatic

      FILTHY TREEHUGGERS

    3. Birdwhisperer

      Birdwhisperer

      Call now and get your FoxyClean and ShroomWow for just $99.99!

    4. Draeris

      Draeris

      ShroomWow!?!?!?!?!? I'm sure that this advertisement speaks the sincere truth and the price is righteous, I shall buy it and afterwards gain a free worthless DvD of Glee!!

  14. The Druidic Order

    What do you call an orphan's family tree?

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    2. OhDeerLord

      OhDeerLord

      a stump?

    3. Demotheus

      Demotheus

      Burned down?

    4. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      Dwyn has it, a stump!

  15. The Druidic Order

    Work your way through Druidic Ranks with this addicting game! http://games.usvsth3m.com/2048/druid-edition-2/

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    2. SodaiKamikaze

      SodaiKamikaze

      I got all the way to the elephant one.. T-T

    3. Birdwhisperer

      Birdwhisperer

      I've only made it to Arch Druid, so that's pretty good.

    4. Arkelos

      Arkelos

      http://imgur.com/Tp5nnS8
  16. The Druidic Order

    What kind of flower grows on your face?

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    2. paulie

      paulie

      mushrooms

    3. Ford

      Ford

      Tulips. (two lips)

    4. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      Ford got it. Tulips!

  17. The Druidic Order

    What kind tree fits inside your hand?

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    2. Lark

      Lark

      Out.

    3. Parading

      Parading

      Get.

    4. bickando

      bickando

      Bye.

  18. The Druidic Order

    I'd tell acorn-y tree pun, but yew would just leaf.

    1. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      But before you do, check out our guild thread!

    2. Huh

      Huh

      Acorn-y tree pun? That's nuts.

    3. Shadeleaf

      Shadeleaf

      Congrats. You're now both Dads

  19. The Druidic Order

    What did the big flower say to the little flower?

    1. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      Hey, bud!

      For terrible jokes and more, check out our guild thread! (Disclaimer: no actual jokes in guild thread.)

    2. Fid

      Fid

      **** off?

    3. Aedan The Bard

      Aedan The Bard

      ._.

  20. The Druidic Order

    How do trees get on the internet?

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    2. Birdwhisperer

      Birdwhisperer

      Well, I think it's pretty clever.

    3. Huh

      Huh

      Leaf it to the druids to make the nature jokes.

    4. Shadeleaf

      Shadeleaf

      You're Kaling me guys, I carrot even begin to express my disappointment.

  21. The Druidic Order

    What did the tree wear to the pool party?

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    2. Charles_Grimlie

      Charles_Grimlie

      You damn witty Druids.

    3. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      -cackles-

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      I laughed and then shouted in anger.

      YOU TRICKED US! >:O

  22. The Druidic Order

    The Druid Guild Thread is updated!

    1. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

  23. The Druidic Order

    Check out the Druidic Order's guild thread!

  24. The Druidic Order

    Check out the Druidic Order's guild thread!

  25. The Druidic Order

    Interested in druids? Check out our guild thread! http://www.lordofthecraft.net/topic/102575-the-druidic-order/#entry943113

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    2. cmack1028

      cmack1028

      druid master race ftw

    3. Anawkin

      Anawkin

      ^ u r bad

    4. cmack1028

      cmack1028

      :(

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