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  1. Emenzi

    [05:16:08] Emenzi: Is having sex with zombies necrophilia or beastiality? And is it morally right or wrong?

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    2. Rassidic

      Rassidic

      Abeam , that's called 'asking to get my **** bit off'

    3. Zarsies

      Zarsies

      Or both. ;3

    4. Abeam

      Abeam

      I mean you can restrain the thing

  2. Emenzi

    How many hours do you have to play before being able to set up a shop?

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    2. DecoLamb

      DecoLamb

      there's little machines that will keep you online using buckets of water or minecarts

    3. LPT

      LPT

      Deco you'll, get bnned by me

    4. Shorsand

      Shorsand

      It's sad I don't have to try and get fifty hours...

  3. Emenzi

    So.. Can we invade eastern Ukraine now?

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    2. Kim

      Kim

      drfate... That just....

    3. Vista

      Vista

      thanks fox news

    4. Thats Bobo

      Thats Bobo

      Time to sell stocks...

  4. Emenzi

    I think this is the first time I've actually been without a character, lol.

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    2. TrevenT

      TrevenT

      good job emenzi

    3. Helbolt

      Helbolt

      Um.... that seems rather extreme, what about all the Swedish babies? Norway will win if you folks start castrating yourselves. Don't let norway win!

    4. Emenzi

      Emenzi

      Norway has oil.. They already win :(

  5. Emenzi

    I'm getting way to invested into Sons of Anarchy.. I need to get a harley soon..

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    2. A Bunch of Mimics (Knyghtfalcon)

      A Bunch of Mimics (Knyghtfalcon)

      I watched about half of it, but it kind of lost me. Was a good show though.

    3. Netphreak

      Netphreak

      I have a Motorcycle, there is really nothing like Riding man! Once you get on a bike I promise you're going to fall in love with the experience and never want to get off of it.

    4. Emenzi

      Emenzi

      Well, knowing my luck I'd end up in a ditch somewhere if I got one so yeah.. :I

  6. Emenzi

    Bahahahaha poor Brazil.

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    2. Jakesimonson

      Jakesimonson

      hahhaha mad cos sweden is sht

    3. danic

      danic

      there are only two things i hate in this world; people who are intolerant of other peoples cultures, and the dutch.

      -brazil

    4. Emenzi

      Emenzi

      Sweden runs Denmark m8, don't try shiiit

  7. Emenzi

    Going to Germany until Monday, won't be on until then. Don't blow the server up until I return.

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    2. Lym

      Lym

      Wow, okay, fine, be like that.

    3. Cassandra Verdottir

      Cassandra Verdottir

      bring me back some of that german beer, kay? ^.^

    4. Emenzi

      Emenzi

      Sorry, I'll probably drink it all. The problem with being Scandinavian.

  8. Emenzi

    Goat Simulator is seriously the best game ever.

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    2. Emenzi

      Emenzi

      http://goat-simulator.com/ Costs 10 dollars tho.
    3. Major Dom

      Major Dom

      Comes out april 1st what if is april fools joke!

    4. Aislin

      Aislin

      nœ!

  9. Emenzi

    I love Chelsea but I also love Ibra and want to see him get a CL gold, so this is tough :I

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    2. Emenzi

      Emenzi

      That's why I love Ibra, he has such an ego. It's not fun with a player who is humble, they're just so plain and boring to watch.

    3. argonian

      argonian

      Chelsea are scummy club.

    4. cruzazul

      cruzazul

      Lavezzi doe. Coming off that slump.

  10. Emenzi

    Uh, he-hello?

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    2. Archipelego

      Archipelego

      waves

    3. Z3r05t4r

      Z3r05t4r

      Hello nephew.

    4. Ricky

      Ricky

      Schemes.

  11. Emenzi

    Man i didnt even got the chance to emote a cool death like Norsem did! :(

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    2. Gladuos

      Gladuos

      Lolwut?

    3. Emenzi

      Emenzi

      Well actually i was listening to the Rains of Castamere when it all went down so i guess that is epic enough..

    4. ayresalex

      ayresalex

      MEREK YOU MISSED IT

  12. Emenzi

    Oh, hai there.

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    2. Galendar

      Galendar

      Come home

    3. Major Dom

      Major Dom

      pls come back save us

    4. AmK

      AmK

      Hai.

  13. Emenzi

    I don't think a game ending has ever made me as happy as the ending of AC4.

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    2. Aelu / Rel (Combustionary)

      Aelu / Rel (Combustionary)

      ME3's ending made me feel sad and empty inside.

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      +Infinity Respect, Relgard.

      -Infinity, Gronkk if you liked that ending.

    4. Everman111

      Everman111

      I don't know. Fallout Tactics had a pretty rewarding ending that made you think about your life

  14. Emenzi

    You know football season is starting when both your thighs are covered in burn wounds and your knees bloody! :)

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    2. K00l

      K00l

      Tennis where it's at

    3. Emenzi

      Emenzi

      Real football, which equals the european/world kind.

    4. Emenzi

      Emenzi

      That other thing is "American football"

  15. Emenzi

    House Stafyr still has alot of open family spots- apply for one now! http://www.lordofthecraft.net/forum/index.php?/topic/77059-house-stafyr/

    1. Samoblivion

      Samoblivion

      Join the sexiest house in Oren!

    2. Fid

      Fid

      Er... what slots are available?

    3. Emenzi

      Emenzi

      Family slots, members of the family!

  16. Emenzi
    http://gyazo.com/50b9591d054da6059dfd4ef86fa231cb People still claiming House Stafyr to be dead? (Sorry for the lack of MpM)
    1. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      Pssh Stafyrs r ded

    2. Vekrus

      Vekrus

      Hell yeah.

    3. V0idsoldier

      V0idsoldier

      6 people !!?!?!?!?

  17. Emenzi

    Want to join a military force? Why not the Schattenburg Regiment apply here! http://www.lordofthecraft.net/topic/100884-schattenburg-landsknecht-regiment/

    1. Lord of the Nublets

      Lord of the Nublets

      schattenburg: pronounced [shat-an-berg]

    2. Z3r05t4r

      Z3r05t4r

      http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schattenburg
    3. ToenailTickler

      ToenailTickler

      So... shat-in-burg?

  18. Emenzi

    I'm back and the server isnt blown to pieces! :O

    1. Lym

      Lym

      How was Germany? :D

    2. Emenzi

      Emenzi

      Dortmund - Bayern Munchen was amazing, the rest was okey. For some reason Dortmund completely shuts down on Sundays :/

    3. Haribo

      Haribo

      bruges is better

  19. Emenzi

    That was... That was fast

    1. Will (TauFirewarrior)

      Will (TauFirewarrior)

      Thats what she said.

    2. Jistuma

      Jistuma

      Wasn't on to kick butt, from whqat I heard Oren did a good strategy of rushing in and not letting the Harbingers prepare. Good job actually.

    3. Archbishop

      Archbishop

      I saw no scourge or antags? Did we actually fight anything cause not many of us did, not many of us actually saw any of the scourge or antags. It seemed a bit rushed to me :L

  20. Emenzi

    I can't feel my legs, sometimes I hade pre season training

    1. Emenzi

      Emenzi

      hate*

    2. Will (TauFirewarrior)

      Will (TauFirewarrior)

      huehue

    3. LPT

      LPT

      Computer is love computer is life

  21. Emenzi

    Huntshill.. The feels, http://gyazo.com/193f6dc3860a86284dedf523d0bb93de

    1. AmK

      AmK

      http://cdn.gifbay.com/2012/12/wave_of_feels-18739.gif
    2. -♣- Ƙindled -♣-

      -♣- Ƙindled -♣-

      Dem feels.. Dem feels..

  22. Emenzi
    http://www.lordofthecraft.net/topic/91678-house-stafyr-new-and-updated/#entry812643 Join House Stafyr today and stop smelling like a peasant!
    1. Nug

      Nug

      stop sniffing yourself

    2. Emenzi

      Emenzi

      Plz, I smell like cupcakes.

  23. Emenzi
    http://www.lordofthecraft.net/topic/91678-house-stafyr-new-and-updated/#entry812643 Apply to House Stafyr today for a fun and relaxed
    1. Emenzi

      Emenzi

      Group of RP'ers

    2. 5678

      5678

      No

  24. Emenzi
    Br 1. Reason why I am enlisting once I'm done with school.
    1. Emenzi

      Emenzi

      Nr*

    2. Will (TauFirewarrior)

      Will (TauFirewarrior)

      Damn Vikings

  25. Emenzi

    Told ya, Sweden - Canada in the final!

    1. Emenzi

      Emenzi

      Which equals a Swedish gold medal! ;)

    2. osumanduas

      osumanduas

      Don't get between a Canadian and his gold metal ehh?

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