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Amorphbutt

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  1. I know this sounds like a stupid idea; But would anyone support the remaking of a Harry Potter Fprum RP?

  2. After doing a medical examination, 95% of the Druids are insane.

  3. I now name Telanir my henchman. Telanir! Go do henchman stuff like kidnap orphans for my stew/army.

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    2. Telanir

      Telanir

      *forgot to mention, is an orc*

    3. Dr. Eggnog

      Dr. Eggnog

      Does that make me your insane scientist that burns his lab down on a bi-weekly basis?

    4. Amorphbutt
  4. I need to kill something.

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      But.

      THE STUPID

      IT MAKES ME WANT TO BURN THE WORLD!

    3. gingernut97
    4. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      -kills Ginger-

  5. While all of you guys have military schools, we Kha' get a do-jo to learn cat kung-fu

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    2. Blundermore

      Blundermore

      I prefer to sit in my tower reading a good book high Above the turmoil that is the normal world on the floating Isle of Hamaasadeen whilst sipping tea... Sure, people like me might not be physically fit but we'll still put you warriors in your place in a few moments :p

    3. yekim8

      yekim8

      I like to get laid IRL

    4. EmeraldStag
  6. This is an opinion that you do not agree with.

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    2. Rassidic

      Rassidic

      Death to the heretic!

    3. WuHanXianShi14

      WuHanXianShi14

      this is a trolly one liner with lack of grammar aimed to aggravate you

    4. Shadeleaf

      Shadeleaf

      And this is the obligatory status lock comment warning.

  7. Stay a while and listen to a story of Dungeons and Dragons, Wizards and Vam- I mean, I'm not a Vampire, no, not at all!

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    2. Dizzy771

      Dizzy771

      ummm looking for group much?

    3. Gwonam_Blaze

      Gwonam_Blaze

      "NOW GUUU! BLEEEEEGH!"

    4. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Dizzy, shhh... *stabs*

  8. FluffyKha' is best Kha.

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    2. Wretched

      Wretched

      Kha' apps are easy peasy. Easier than the app to join the server. At least, when Geo views them anyway :P

    3. Mr_Boomer337

      Mr_Boomer337

      Haha. I've been wanting to check out the RP... I think I'm just lazy XD

    4. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      And in other news, FluffyKha' got all the FemKha' on him. Dey can't resist dat fluffy.

  9. G'nite Humans, Orcs, Elves, Halflings, High Elves, Kharajyr.... Antagonists.

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    2. Samoblivion

      Samoblivion

      *Demonic voice of steel grating on stones* SLEEP TIGHT.

    3. BrandNewKitten

      BrandNewKitten

      I appreciate that you separated elves and high elves

    4. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      I don't like how high elves are thier own category

  10. The reason why humans live older than 80-90 in LOTC: The whole race is made up of half elves (which does nothing, and makes it worse)

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    2. Lita

      Lita

      "Humans are the shortest lived race in all of Anthos, the curse of Iblees limiting them to less than two centuries, with most living no longer than 150 years." - Wiki

    3. Bucky_24

      Bucky_24

      80-90 makes sense, we live in a world of Magic. Such as healing powers that real medieval people didn't possess

    4. Temp

      Temp

      Not worth dictating how any particular people should play their characters.

  11. I see that the Creation vs Evolution thread has now become a flame war... someone apply ice to burned area.

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    2. Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      'now' you mean when it was first posted. Hell the OP probably made it for the sake of having a flame war.

    3. Evilbanana5757

      Evilbanana5757

      The Debates section should be renamed the Flame War section :(

    4. V0idsoldier

      V0idsoldier

      A debate that is heating up!?!? Oh gee golly I sure wish someone had a fire extinguisher. Honestly though its a debate, just let people argue

  12. Hightower males need a mass vasectomy sometime soon.

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    2. Aislin

      Aislin

      I think Aislin was the only Hightower to not have a bastard child.

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Exactly. Vasectomies to all Hightowers that dare make bastard children!

    4. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      Why not have a law in places that bans all bastards, then go on a mass killing spree of bastard-babies? imreallygoodatthisstufftrustme

  13. So, I just learned that Arzota goes invisible when bored... and stands in the middle of FTBs.

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    2. Lym

      Lym

      Hightower orgies take place in secret places. No way he knows where that is :c

    3. -The Doctor-

      -The Doctor-

      ._.

      Good thing my character's are always alone!

      ;-;

    4. Agnub

      Agnub

      The Hightower bunga location is the most closely guarded secret on the server.

  14. Druids are scary. They give drugs to children, try to put children in the Pleasure Cave, talk about gay sex in front of children, and scare me so much to run away, arms flailing.

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    2. Merkaken
    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Vol, you did. IT WAS HEAVILY IMPLIED!

    4. Ezo Karasuga

      Ezo Karasuga

      I need to be a druid...

  15. Carth vs Kaidan, who would win?

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    2. Samoblivion

      Samoblivion

      Well, yes, but that's beside the point!

    3. Lago
    4. Lago

      Lago

      Wait, no. Scorch.

  16. Taking a break from LOTC for say... 1-2 months. C'ya!

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    2. Gwonam_Blaze

      Gwonam_Blaze

      See you soon.

    3. EmeraldStag

      EmeraldStag

      You'll be back.....they always come back......

    4. V0idsoldier

      V0idsoldier

      Well yeah he'll be back. He's just taking a break lol

  17. Dear Wood Elves and Forest Dwarves...

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    2. cmack1028

      cmack1028

      Green is the MOST creative color!

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Blasphemy! BLASPHEMY!

    4. Evilbanana5757

      Evilbanana5757

      *A breeze rolls through Ion's home.*

  18. Elves are biologically immortal. Look up what it means before you rage.

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    2. bickando

      bickando

      Idk but it's in the lore so it must be true

    3. BannanaToYou

      BannanaToYou

      Unfortunately this isn't lord of the rings.

    4. bickando

      bickando

      ^ Elves are immune to aging on lord of the rings, but they can still technically die of old age in lotc. It hasn't happened because what are the chances of an elf getting to over 1000 and the OOC player age-killing it...

  19. Greetings, I am Kyubey, and I am here to give you all a single wish.

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    2. Amorphbutt
    3. Garrett

      Garrett

      I wish for cake?

    4. Anderssn

      Anderssn

      Give me a Sniper and a white snow camouflage.

  20. a mage who knows all evocations is the anti-christ to the druids

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      i will make adyl the avatar

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      i will make adyl the avatar

    4. Wolf Druid Ouity

      Wolf Druid Ouity

      Druids shall always prevail!

  21. i want to make a druid but i don't have any more character cards. can i have a complimentary one?

  22. If I see one single dragon age inquisition spoiler I will find the spoiler-giver and kill them. Watch out.

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    2. Bircalin

      Bircalin

      Vader isn't actually Mace Windu.

    3. Rassidic

      Rassidic

      the game ends with you killing the grand brood mother and you die via acid while listening to a queen song

    4. Ser Paul Ryan

      Ser Paul Ryan

      You don't have to die if you go back and find the right gemstone but yeah most likely you will.

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