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  1. Ser Paul Ryan
    http://gyazo.com/91671ecb63f13aaeff63738d5fc59bba Ryan brand neckties, now on sale!
    1. Lvke

      Lvke

      w-

    2. Heff

      Heff

      where can I buy this?

    3. Galendar

      Galendar

      Hot

  2. Ser Paul Ryan

    Paul has to go for a few weeks goodbye friends eat your vegetables don't ban report don't deny warclaims and maybe go outside every once and a while XOXO :)

    1. Ser Paul Ryan

      Ser Paul Ryan

      RIP in peace

    2. nordicg_d

      nordicg_d

      ok cya friendo

    3. Merkaken

      Merkaken

      What is this "Outside" you speak of? Is it a new nation?

  3. Ser Paul Ryan

    Shoutout to whoever is responsible for this http://gyazo.com/3deddb8ca0440c9809e1720c09f7d447

    1. _pr0fit

      _pr0fit

      Yes please

    2. Kickstarted and Running

      Kickstarted and Running

      Billy Bob...........

    3. Tentoa

      Tentoa

      Ahhh, english.

  4. Ser Paul Ryan
    http://gyazo.com/27d06d80b86e85939bde1ede66e26310 LOTC in a nutshell
    1. The Great Mongol Khan

      The Great Mongol Khan

      Certainly

    2. paulie

      paulie

      quality lock

    3. Grouchy

      Grouchy

      none shall pass

  5. Ser Paul Ryan

    New profile pic fly as ****, tbh http://i.gyazo.com/f78e6c08d687334da28d1fa2c2ac5661.png

    1. Aerdun

      Aerdun

      that's actually beautiful

    2. Monomakhos

      Monomakhos

      Not a fan tbh.

    3. DISCOLIQUID

      DISCOLIQUID

      That's impressive

  6. Ser Paul Ryan

    Hello, friends. Be sure to eat a good lunch today!

    1. Burkester

      Burkester

      Stop while you are ahead

    2. Jonificus

      Jonificus

      Thank you for the reminder, Paul. I /will/ eat a good lunch today!

    3. Aerdun

      Aerdun

      I shall Ser Pavl. Thank you Ser Pavl.

  7. Ser Paul Ryan

    Watch out for the Thought Police, friends. Remember; if you're innocent, there's nothing to hide!

    1. The Thought Police

      The Thought Police

      You are man of good family values!

    2. Vanir

      Vanir

      I think you've had too much to think, sir!

    3. Dry Crackers

      Dry Crackers

      No, honest! I swear to officer, God, I'm not!

  8. Ser Paul Ryan

    Bop it beat it twist it pull it

    1. bulgaria is white

      bulgaria is white

      flick it!

    2. SpiltMemes

      SpiltMemes

      Kill your parents!

      It must be done.

    3. TavernLich

      TavernLich

      Kinky

  9. Ser Paul Ryan

    Go Bucks

    1. Ibn Khaldun

      Ibn Khaldun

      Got smashed by the Bulls doe.

    2. Rael

      Rael

      go bucks

    3. Ser Paul Ryan

      Ser Paul Ryan

      LET ME LICK YOUR TEARS OREGON

  10. Ser Paul Ryan

    #EndNordLords

    1. DelaneyG

      DelaneyG

      nordlord1 is evil!!!!!!!

    2. Narthok

      Narthok

      I AM THE MIGHTIEST!

    3. _pr0fit

      _pr0fit

      someone is jealous

  11. Ser Paul Ryan

    Are you my elf and dwarf friend I met in the Urguan throne room area? We talked about a hissing suit of armor. Contact me, friend! http://gyazo.com/28a1e7e7875dab32f6fe06fe56151108

    1. Lym

      Lym

      and the Michelangelo award of LotC goes to...

    2. TeaLulu

      TeaLulu

      ................................................................. yea i dont know who those are honestly bro lol gl

    3. Lima

      Lima

      Ahhhhhhh I remember now

  12. Ser Paul Ryan

    MY BEARDS ON FIRE

    1. nordicg_d

      nordicg_d

      i just love it when ryan makes joke haha

    2. Kickstarted and Running

      Kickstarted and Running

      Shut up Dane.

    3. James

      James

      heretic.

  13. Ser Paul Ryan

    Looking for cheap, preferably foreign outsourced labor to run the inn in Petrus, friends! Contact me if you're interested!

    1. Ford

      Ford

      hire some farfolk ;^ )

    2. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      ok

    3. Rivk Zavadsky

      Rivk Zavadsky

      i would be able to but yeh u know my good friend paul

  14. Ser Paul Ryan

    My beard itches...

    1. Rassidic

      Rassidic

      probably malaria

    2. nordicg_d

      nordicg_d

      MY BEARD IS ON FIRE

    3. Ser Paul Ryan

      Ser Paul Ryan

      HI, DEANO!

  15. Ser Paul Ryan

    What I'm here to say is the elves have the best leaders on LotC Jumping GOP this is some top tier banter!

    1. Rael

      Rael

      Accept Leowarrior as your rightful king, he will lead Oren to levels of prosperity unprecedented.

    2. Ibn Khaldun

      Ibn Khaldun

      Raelplayer, my PO Box is 20657, please send me money to pay for my chemo.

    3. WuHanXianShi14

      WuHanXianShi14

      Very GM-like behaviour, raelplayer

  16. Ser Paul Ryan

    literally the most disgusting thing since 2008 elections

    1. Space

      Space

      http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/apr/15/gm-bankruptcy-worth-billions-faulty-ignition-switc/ ?
    2. Ser Paul Ryan

      Ser Paul Ryan

      Your 404 is bad, and your media outlet is worse, friend

    3. Space

      Space

      http://bit.ly/1D7OPFH sorry I can't find RT's article on this sorry
  17. Ser Paul Ryan

    Where were you the day the memes died?

    1. Harri

      Harri

      crying.

    2. mmat

      mmat

      that's not a legitimate location, mr HBrules...

    3. Harri

      Harri

      oh right, in my dungeon crying

  18. Ser Paul Ryan

    Buying GF

    1. Samler

      Samler

      Try the blackmarket or slavery.net.

    2. Publius

      Publius

      okay 1K minas

    3. Rudi

      Rudi

      300$- without shipping, listens to name "Mom".

  19. Ser Paul Ryan

    End this filthy calcium deficit caused by irresponsible bone lenders, friends https://www.lordofthecraft.net/topic/129441-bones-from-mobs/

    1. Space

      Space

      God bless the GOP

    2. zaezae

      zaezae

      I'm sorry, I don't think you're CONSERVATIVE enough for me.

    3. Ser Paul Ryan

      Ser Paul Ryan

      You listen HERE, you ruffian! I'll put the leeches on you!

  20. Ser Paul Ryan

    HELLO CAMERON HOW ARE YOU

    1. Ser Paul Ryan

      Ser Paul Ryan

      hello austin

    2. Ludulo

      Ludulo

      hello Paul

    3. Ser Paul Ryan

      Ser Paul Ryan

      OH NOOOOO AUstin

  21. Ser Paul Ryan

    Are you interested in learning more about Bernie Sanders and his grass roots, political revolution? Do you believe we should afford equal treatment to ALL people in our country, regardless of their background? Do you want to make real, positive change as a young member of the United States? If you want to

    1. Ser Paul Ryan

      Ser Paul Ryan

      please contact Hunwald or myself @firestar2555 on skype or on the forums 

    2. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      1452279601371.thumb.jpg.8171a3fb623f1f29

    3. DelaneyG

      DelaneyG

      hey hunwald!

  22. Ser Paul Ryan

    So I told Deano to lay down on the floor.. he actually did it the absolute madman hahaha

    1. Ford

      Ford

      Ryan

      Don't you know? 9/11, the Benghazi scandals, the Manhattan project, ISIS...

      He actually did it all.

      The absolute madman...........

    2. mitto

      mitto

      straight savage

  23. Ser Paul Ryan

    Winter killed Carrion

    1. ozeveo

      ozeveo

      It was Middleton all along

    2. Jachnun

      Jachnun

      harold middleton, the snowflake of cyprus strikes us again!

  24. Ser Paul Ryan

    I hope a plate of tasty hotwings finds its way to your stomach before your day is over friends =)

    1. White_Moose

      White_Moose

      Oh ya! Well I hope a friendly man/woman finds $20 (or whatever currency you use) and hands it to you!

    2. Kickstarted and Running

      Kickstarted and Running

      Buffalo wings

  25. Ser Paul Ryan

    I support Big Oil because Big Oil supports America.

    1. Heff

      Heff

      hear hear!

    2. Dtrik

      Dtrik

      'murica

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