Masouri 2131 Popular Post Share Posted December 4, 2023 ADRIFT; A NEW HARBOR “If you’re going to be onboard - be onboard. If not, just sail away because you’re just a scallywag” - Captain Banjo Spoiler Why Can't We Be Friends (to Orlanth) “Django… Vydrek… Jesus… Brick… Andronikos… Leonidas… Valentin… Adzy… Lyulen… Father…” He murmured as he looked upon his depiction of the original founders of the Ferrymen in his galleon. As he sat on the helm of his newly acquired galleon (financed by his victory over the Van Aert family), a dream in his sleep - a message from Godan himself. [Chat GPT write a message from God calling Banjo to fight for Haense/God] As Banjo awoke abruptly from his slumber, he reached over to his night stand and grabbed his green bandana once more - one last final time. He made his way to the helm of his galleon, making way to the shores of Aevos. Invigorated, he put up his sails and walked to the hull of ship where the previous name of the ship read: “King Phillip’s Folly” And put an X through the name of the ship, before writing next to it: “Vyllaenen’s Blunder.” As he docked in the harbor of Haense, his oldtime ally, with his newly revised and upgraded flag, he strutted off his ship and made way to the royal palace. THE FOLLOWING TERMS HAVE BEEN AGREED UPON BY BANJO AND ALEKSANDR II: I. Captain Banjo and his yachtsmen will rally their banners to fight with the Covenant. II. Captain Banjo will be titled ‘Grand Admiral of Haense’ and given supreme authority over (naval) wartime decisions. III. Captain Banjo will be given stewardship of Breakwater Keep ruins for the rehabilitation for any Post Siege Stress Disorder (PSSD). IV. Captain Banjo will emancipate all sailors and scallywags from the influence of Van Aerts. V. The agreement between Banjo and Aleksander II will be voided at the conclusion of the war. HIS ROYAL MAJESTY, Aleksandr II, by the Grace of Godan, King of Hanseti and Ruska, Grand Hetman of the Army, Hochmeister of the Order of the Crow, Prince of Bihar, Dules, Lahy, Muldav, Slesvik, Solvesborg, and Ulgaard, Duke of Carnatia, and Vanaheim, Margrave of Korstadt, Rothswald, and Vasiland, Count of Alban, Alimar, Baranya, Graiswald, Karikhov, Karovia, Kaunas, Kavat, Kovachgrad, Kvasz, Markev, Nenzing, Siegrad, Torun, Toruv, Valdev, and Werdenburg, Viscount of Varna, Baron of Astfield, Buck, Esenstadt, Kraken’s Watch, Kralta, Krepost, Lorentz, and Rytsburg, Lord of the Westfolk, Protector and Lord of the Highlanders, etcetera. Banjo, The Captain of the Ferrymen, Savior of the Common and Free People, Pillager of Elvenesse, Liberator of Man, The Bringer of Equality, Capturer of the Bastion, Defeater of Racism, Debearder of Grand Kings, Sailor of the Seas, 2x Mr. Almaris, Emperor of the Roads, Lord of Shipwreck Keep, Occupier of New Providence, 40 Star General, The Greater Lobster Fisherman, Premortem Saint of Epic Ballads, Grand Admiral of Haense, Emancipator of the Scallywags & Sailors, Steward of Breakwater Ruins 54 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaltaMoss 1771 Share Posted December 4, 2023 Valentin Mareno gazed down from the seven skies, raising a brow as the millenia old myth that was Captain Banjo made his move. "Why can't we be friends?" 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greehn 1850 Share Posted December 4, 2023 Sigmar Baruch was excited to finally have a naval force. He always wanted to go sailing. Maybe this was his chance.."Ah dinnae even know 'ow tae swim. Yet." 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elennanore 2775 Share Posted December 4, 2023 "What the ****." The High Keeper stood, astonished. 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmeepicus 3942 Share Posted December 4, 2023 Bjorn the Brash glanced to his right at the teal bandana he had kept, shrugging his shoulders and saying, "ah, ****, why not?" As he grabbed it and set for Haense. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancho 2527 Share Posted December 4, 2023 Ser José Fuentes smiled as he read the agreement. He took his steel and began to make his way off, taking the motive in his back pocket. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
indiana105 2137 Share Posted December 4, 2023 Ivan Aleksandr of Haense scratched his head as a strange galley came to port on the river Lahy, flying an even stranger flag. When the Prince saw Banjo and his "yachtsmen" stroll onto shore, he knew - It was over. 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demented_Delila 1128 Share Posted December 4, 2023 Spoiler A Templar blinks at the news of the . . . Yachtsmen? Well. It's not the strangest information she's heard of late. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavey 1446 Share Posted December 4, 2023 “Oh cool! A new friend!” Says Cesar II with a smile. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cappor 545 Share Posted December 4, 2023 ISCESI, still in his cave of solitude, shook his head in disappointment. Was it time to switch sides? Is a new era among us? 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunnic 347 Share Posted December 4, 2023 Antonius sneered upon reading the agreement "A plot by the Ferrymen to slither their way out of Canondoms wrath oncemore- and supported by a Canonist nation, Godan no..." he shook a wrinkled fist at the sky "I pray; the Ferrymen convert and face justice! Or this attempt to escape is thwarted by your righteous fury o' Godan" 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferdaboy 1592 Share Posted December 4, 2023 Titus Horen read the missive, smiling as he prepared for battle! 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wowj 2811 Share Posted December 4, 2023 "Wub da Skah." An Undead Uruk says, sitting under a bridge waiting to jump someone to tell them riddles, as bridge-trolls do. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borin 5259 Share Posted December 4, 2023 Cardinal Odo sips 'pon some Dixon family cider, thoroughly confuzzled 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteppeNomad 1552 Share Posted December 4, 2023 A machine priest sharpens his gear-axe. "THEY ARE ANATHEMAE. THE INIQUITOUS HAVE BEEN DECLARED PVTRIS. OBLITERATION PROTOCOLS ARE CONFIRMED." He ignites his censor. Waving it against the land of what he THOUGHT was a country full of pure men. "BANISH THE IMPURE. CULL THE SERVANTS OF DRAGONS. HONOR THE CHURCH AND DO NOT DEAL WITH ANATHEMA" 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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