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  1. Valannor

    Bing bong

    1. Burnsider

      Burnsider

      It's actually pronounced Ping Pong, and it's how we should be settling all war claims. 

    2. Ibn Khaldun

      Ibn Khaldun

       

    3. Benleft

      Benleft

      byron!

  2. Valannor

    I am the palebeast.

    1. Child Neglecter

      Child Neglecter

      nah that's me sorry 

    2. Callum

      Callum

      ur momma

    3. Glade

      Glade

      I HATE THE PALEBEAST, no offense.

  3. Valannor

    @Polysemic is now cancelled. 

    1. Adelemphii

      Adelemphii

      oh no @Polysemic

    2. Polysemic

      Polysemic

      ****

    3. ImCookiie

      ImCookiie

      I agree.

  4. Valannor

    Have a berry. 

    1. riorr

      riorr

      Thank you for this berry! I hope it's not poisonous :) 

    2. Buffsanta

      Buffsanta

      Boy do I love berries

    3. satinkira

      satinkira

      Are you violating my rights by forcing food on me?

  5. Valannor

    Pally Pog 

    1. Polysemic

      Polysemic

      PALadins

    2. Tetho

      Tetho

      That's why the first three words are PAL, they're your best buds. Your friend.

  6. Valannor

    Vampires aren't real. 

    1. Viraj Dobrial

      Viraj Dobrial

      Rob_Anderson_2021mug.thumb.jpg.6c084405874b37530a6fc90704f1b900.jpgexplain this, then!

    2. Maclunkey

      Maclunkey

      What's a vampire?

  7. Valannor

    Imagine shoving active settlements into the ass-crack of the forums just because of personal bias 🐸

    1. _Sheylo_

      _Sheylo_

      This shit happens all the time, man
      Piss poor forum mods :/

    2. wowj

      wowj

      I hate the forum mods.

  8. Valannor

    Looking for potential players for automatons, DM on Discord for details. Looking for folks interested in religious roleplay, good-natured conflict and 40k posting. 

    1. HurferDurfer1

      HurferDurfer1

      alright alright ill do it

       

    2. Laeonathan

      Laeonathan

      I wanna play someday... but too busy rn😅

  9. Valannor

    Dragon Tales

    1. rukio

      rukio

      I like drinking kombucha from my dragon tales sippy cup

    2. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      i watched that crud so much in my youth

  10. Valannor

    Please, Forum Dads. Fix the forums. this is cringe, dutch.

    1. rukio

      rukio

      PLEASE GOD GIVE ME BACK THE OG FORUMS

    2. Drumoldth

      Drumoldth

      Forums.exe not found

  11. Valannor

    Who would win in a fight: A sprite or a tarantula? This is assuming the sprite is equipped with a small metal weapon of the reader's choice. The tarantula is an average sized arachnid. 

    1. Urahra

      Urahra

      Tarantulas are actually quite docile and that's why they're often kept as pets! 

       

      I think they should make friends and the sprite would ride it as a MIGHTY STEED

    2. saint swag

      saint swag

      Either. I can step on either and it would die.

  12. Valannor

    Xan is just a really prideful house cat, and he hates dragons because they're the really big lizards that keep interrupting his naps.

    1. TheCapybara

      TheCapybara

      you know your not wron-

    2. Valannor

      Valannor

      40 minutes ago, SilkieSilky said:

      you know your not wron-

      I bet Xan would knock your glass vase off the counter, too. 

  13. Valannor

    Gazardiel is that one kid who tries to ruin the birthday party for everyone.

    1. Zarsies

      Zarsies

      and god merc'd for it

    2. Valannor

      Valannor

      4 minutes ago, Zarsies said:

      and god merc'd for it

       

      God is dead, and the Rex busted a cap in his ass.

  14. Valannor

    Eshtael is literally Judge Judy

    1. TheCapybara

      TheCapybara

      Nah fam, Eshtael ain’t no judge Judy to me, they are more of a cheerleader who cannot cheer and who just randomly owns some heavenly prison or whatever.

       

    2. Valannor

      Valannor

      "my daddy will throw you in cosmic prison!"

      24 minutes ago, SilkieSilky said:

      Nah fam, Eshtael ain’t no judge Judy to me, they are more of a cheerleader who cannot cheer and who just randomly owns some heavenly prison or whatever.

       

       

  15. Valannor

    You gotta love the sense of Pride and Accomplishment vortex gives you. 

    1. Samler

      Samler

      I spent hours on grinding to the next tier, only to realize "I am one third of the way" and buy the equipment for cheap mina. Gives me a feeling of despair.

    2. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      Having progression tied to killing custom mobs was probably a bad idea in retrospect. It takes more coding effort and encourages folks to spend time outside of RP hubs.

  16. Valannor

    I want a boat.

    1. Evonpire

      Evonpire

      bo-aT

    2. cappor

      cappor

      I have a nice boat design for sale if you'd be interested. kio#2222 is my disc

  17. Valannor

    lots of folks being banished to the shadow realm, jimbo. Makes ya think...

    1. Milenkhov

      Milenkhov

      its over. . . i can see their faces, wouldn't you like to be here. . ? 

    2. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      https://www.duelingbook.com/

       

      It's time to d-d-duel, Valannor!

  18. Valannor

    #FlattenTheCurve

     

    #TakeTheVax

     

    #Corci19

     

    #StopTheSpread

    1. Laeonathan

      Laeonathan

      Sorry. About to infect more people!

    2. rukio

      rukio

      Something something #PaladinFrontLines

  19. Valannor

    I HEREBY DECREE THAT THIS INDIVIDUAL, @Polysemic, IS CANCELLED FOR EGREGIOUS SPOUTING OF SLURS BEYOND REPROACH BY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE ON AN LOTC PLATFORM

     

    PUBLIC RAGE MACHINE, DO THY WORK

    1. Polysemic

      Polysemic

      One of these days someone will actually think I say slurs constantly and honestly that would be really funny (i do not say slurs generally) (or do i?)

    2. Adelemphii

      Adelemphii

      poly told me to shush, i was offended

  20. Valannor

    @xMutedis hereby cancelled

    1. Creete

      Creete

      Accurate.

    2. xMuted

      xMuted

      NOOOOO!

  21. Valannor

    @Werew0lf is hereby cancelled

    1. alexmagus

      alexmagus

      It's about time!

    2. Werew0lf

      Werew0lf

      no ...

  22. Valannor

    @Spoopy_Duck is hereby cancelled 

    1. Deer__

      Deer__

      Agreed. Cancel that guy.

    2. Spoopy_Duck

      Spoopy_Duck

      nooooooooo please no 

  23. Valannor

    NEVER LOSE THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN

    1. _Sheylo_

      _Sheylo_

      LOL WHAT

  24. Valannor

    Who watches the watchers? Why is pink doing Blue's job?

    1. satinkira

      satinkira

      Who saves the weak from the man who saves the weak, Jack?

  25. Valannor

    I hope y'all like the Stag 🦌

    1. satinkira

      satinkira

      And why would you say that?

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