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Jarkarll

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  1. I just realized... if your birthday is today then your technically 4....

    1. Jarkarll

      Jarkarll

      If you were born in 1996, if 1992 then your 5 :3

    2. Mitchamaya

      Mitchamaya

      You mean to say figuratively. Technically, the person would be as old as however many years they've lived.

    3. Volutional

      Volutional

      Let Jarkarll think he's smart :>

  2. I've been asked to become the leader of the orcs on the Legend of Aelryth server Q_Q.

    1. ΚΨΙΞ

      ΚΨΙΞ

      DaFuq brah?

    2. firespirit44

      firespirit44

      I thought that server closed down.

    3. Vanus

      Vanus

      Nope, still up.

  3. Why! WHY! Why did my girlfriend want to watch Hachiko: A Dog's Tale! WHY!

    1. Braxis

      Braxis

      Just need a Good man cave like "The Braxis Cave" Nub .w.

    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      There's a Japanese child story based off of this dog. There's actually a monument of the dog someplace in Japan. It's quite a sad story actually.

    3. Jarkarll

      Jarkarll

      Yeah, it's a true story, and there is a statue in Japan.

  4. [MOD] Player will now vanish for 5 seconds instead of 2 seconds when stealth procs in PvP, however if they attack a player while invisible, their invisibility immediatly breaks.------------I have risen

    1. Cracker

      Cracker

      THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

    2. Idioticozzy

      Idioticozzy

      Holy mother of God, please rise.

    3. Kaiser

      Kaiser

      You dare challange me?

  5. This is getting ridiculous..

    1. Slic3man
    2. Skippy

      Skippy

      As a member of the free lore act, I request the Tueton lore be shown to the public!

    3. Jarkarll
  6. I'm just going to sit here and watch this pointless quarrel and hear all thr meaningless quacks like it's The View

    1. Kaiser

      Kaiser

      remember when this server cared about roleplay alot?

    2. craotor

      craotor

      I remember there was a time where people didnt complain about everything

    3. Jarkarll

      Jarkarll

      We just need to smoke weed for an hour and not take things oocly. Taking ,what happens in rp, oocly is what is doing this. Also uracow i've been here for quote a while so, yes.

  7. 2 days of vacation left until my first class at University... time to no life this.

    1. Ibn Khaldun

      Ibn Khaldun

      Which University you going to?

    2. Austin

      Austin

      hes going to harvard

    3. Bawg

      Bawg

      Jarkarll is fat.

  8. Occoltus has become the same LoTC cicrle jerk that "Do you even lift" is.

    1. Jarkarll
    2. Watyll

      Watyll

      Except occultus is sexy.

    3. Watyll

      Watyll

      Except occultus is sexy.

  9. The tilde's people! OMG the tildes! Make it end!

  10. Who wants to be stalked by me?

    1. Jarkarll

      Jarkarll

      Nevermind position filled.

    2. Goldd
    3. Samoblivion

      Samoblivion

      Please say in-game...

  11. Everything Terry Crews does in this video is what I want to do to people who complain about the server.

    1. Peter Chivay

      Peter Chivay

      ODER BODY BLOCKING BODY WASH POOOOOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    2. Stevie

      Stevie

      IT WAS MY ABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBdominals.

    3. Tayelikel

      Tayelikel

      Bada bah ba bah buh ba ba buh

  12. Creepers are spawning.

    1. Samoblivion

      Samoblivion

      Dear god... Are they causing block damage?

    2. danic

      danic

      I hope so.

    3. Jarkarll

      Jarkarll

      No block damage.Just player damage

  13. Damn Sandy screwed all over all my plans ;~;

    1. Jarkarll

      Jarkarll

      I had he perfect skin for this Masquerade. :/

    2. bungo

      bungo

      I'm the Emperor.

    3. Jarkarll
  14. http://inception.davepedu.com/ The White Rose has been summoned to destroy the elves. This button can now be pressed.
    1. wealthypiano

      wealthypiano

      So many heads to pike, how will they all be carried? #WhiteRoseproblems

    2. The Victor Blair Project

      The Victor Blair Project

      I'll admit it, I jumped.

    3. Temp

      Temp

      BAH, has anyone seen the grindstone? Me sword needs sharpening.

  15. It's funny when people make up words and use them in applications.

    1. Ålastorous

      Ålastorous

      It's not as funny as it is sad honestly.

    2. lemontide331

      lemontide331

      who ate all the pies!? Who ate all the pies!? JARKARLL DID JARKARLL DID JARKARLL ATE ALL THE PIES

    3. yekim8

      yekim8

      dnt be mean 2 jarkary on his bday

  16. It's so stressful being on an online fantasy minecraft roleplay server. Sometimes I just need GM intervention to get through the day. #theStruggle

    1. LaCabra (Soda)
    2. DelaneyG

      DelaneyG

      #FirstWorldProblems

    3. Jarkarll

      Jarkarll

      For all of you that don't know, this is sarcasm.

  17. Austin is Fat.

    1. Mini Mordie - Mafia
    2. Free The Hobbits

      Free The Hobbits

      That only works when they say it. Nice try mordie...

    3. Mini Mordie - Mafia
  18. alexbeast87

    1. Jarkarll

      Jarkarll

      Defender of the chat

    2. 3andD

      3andD

      Defender Of The Chat

    3. Temp

      Temp

      Muter of Kings.

  19. Hey Ledzep I'm gonna warclaim you, aighty.

    1. Hanrahan

      Hanrahan

      Omg Not my Robbie

    2. 3andD

      3andD

      ill kil u dont tochut gren scum

    3. Viscen

      Viscen

      fite 2morrow no brews no apples final destination

  20. If anyone else shall be leaving, just leave lol. The whole leaving post is frivolous at best.

    1. V0idsoldier

      V0idsoldier

      Jarkarll for Forum Mod!

    2. Mini Mordie - Mafia

      Mini Mordie - Mafia

      No. I like the leaving post. Makes me happy. HAW HAW HAW!

    3. Jarkarll

      Jarkarll

      Ok, Mordie.

  21. A friend from school recently died, it's been about 2 hours exaclty from when i post this. My activity will probably come to a halt becuase i have to attend the wake, and so on.

    1. Jarkarll

      Jarkarll

      I don't need reconciliation either, i've had my share of these things already, i know how to deal with it.

    2. Taiga

      Taiga

      I feel for you...

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