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The Druidic Order

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  1. Yew wood'nt be'leaf how fun remaking the thread was!

    1. mitto

      mitto

      shut tf up

    2. Space

      Space

      more errors than the Republicans presidential platform

    3. Space

      Space

      and better for me to post this here than on the thread so

       

      Solstice Druid, Callax - The Preserver (Webles)

       

      also where's lillith on the hierophant list? :^)

       

      Oh and maybe it's like an IC thing but the Vailor history is off. First of all, missing like the first half of the map, which included the great 'Druid Pride' incident, the Druid Talent Show, and on a more serious note the Harbinger ****-- At the very least that big nuclear winter and ****, if not the Druid's role in that (for IC reasons and all that).

       

      Also, the Aspect Stones were found before the Felsen Grove was ungrown, before everyone moved to the Caliphate.

       

      Also also, petition for age added called 'The Age of Library Organization'

  2. Never gamble in the Savannah, too many cheetahs.

  3. Making fun of a tree is a knock on wood.

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    2. meg

      meg

      dammit

    3. Elfen_

      Elfen_

      Not sure if I should laugh or punch you.

    4. Wretched

      Wretched

      Don't worry, their bark is worse than their bite.

  4. When kissing flowers, tulips are better than one.

  5. Geology Rocks!

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    2. Space

      Space

      whoa i just noticed the profile background pretty cool but wtf is aeran harry potter

    3. Bvie

      Bvie

      Have a Gneiss Day!

    4. Jonificus

      Jonificus

      whenever i see a druidic order pun i know i'm cummintonite

  6. When kissing flowers, tulips are better than one!

  7. The Druid Order highly supports veganism. Please donate to PETA today.

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    2. danic

      danic

      idk which one of you narks this is but im going to find you

    3. Your Favorite Impure

      Your Favorite Impure

      PETA is literally cancer

    4. Matt011011

      Matt011011

      PETA is ****

  8. How much did the pirate pay for his corn on the cob?

  9. Birch you thought you'd seed the last of me! Again!

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    2. Jonificus

      Jonificus

      omfg its back

    3. nordicg_d

      nordicg_d

      cringey status, remove it asap

    4. MamaBearJade

      MamaBearJade

      these puns are getting outta paw. They are just catty

  10. Official announcement: Druidism is now a free magic.

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    2. Arkelos

      Arkelos

      April Fools.

    3. excited

      excited

      I love you if this is true.

    4. DISCOLIQUID

      DISCOLIQUID

      Good, now I can insta-learn it.

  11. Birch you thought you saw the last of me...

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    2. Bat Druid

      Bat Druid

      literally the worst account on lotc

    3. Pikel Boldshoulder
    4. Fitermon

      Fitermon

      You guys have to stop 'barking' at this account, this is literally the best account on the forums.

  12. The grove burned down, but now it's back... by poplar demand!

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    2. Huh
    3. Ivran

      Ivran

      I'm gonna have to ash you to stop with these puns.

    4. Sky

      Sky

      Burning the grove down now.

  13. What do you get when you cross a Yule log with a duck?

  14. What do you call a chicken in the North Pole?

  15. What has no fingers but many rings?

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    2. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      ma gold chain boiiii

    3. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      Maybe next time, if you're quick enough.

    4. AGiantPie

      AGiantPie

      Ngl my respect for the Druidic Order goes up every single time they post one of these jokes.

  16. We didn't do it.

    1. CosmicWhaleShark

      CosmicWhaleShark

      I knew yew were trouble when you barked in...

    2. Netphreak

      Netphreak

      #BlameTheDruids2015

  17. Why did the apple cross the road?

  18. Where did the seaweed go to find a job?

    1. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      The Kelp Wanted section!

    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      I'm sure he's having a whale of a time with his new job. He dolphinitely deserved it.

    3. Bawd
  19. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

    1. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      Frostbite!

      Happy Halloween LotC!

    2. Lark

      Lark

      Make like a tree and leaf please

    3. Sambosefus

      Sambosefus

      You know you love the jokes.

  20. What do you get when cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, a rooster, and a ghost?

    1. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      A cocker poodle boo!

      Check out the druidic order's guild thread while the server is down!

    2. Kim

      Kim

      cocker poodle boo q_q?

    3. Kim

      Kim

      dang it you said the punchline too fast!

  21. What's a ghost's favorite fruit?

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    2. Katherine1

      Katherine1

      You want more puns? We like you :)

    3. Arkelos
    4. Elad™

      Elad™

      Fir real, I wood never axe yew to stop.

  22. What do birds say on Halloween?

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    2. LatzMomo

      LatzMomo

      Parrots can speak m80 trust, I am very turstwurthee

    3. ℤ∃ʁ∅

      ℤ∃ʁ∅

      How to kill a Mockingbird... Hmmmm

    4. Kim

      Kim

      check ur privilege Ser Paul Ryan
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