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  1. Baconthief

    Khel has failed at being a parent P:

    1. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Don't worry, he's failed at a lot of things.

    2. LPT

      LPT

      Noooo! Khelly!

    3. Hunter (sckolar)

      Hunter (sckolar)

      Did she marry the orc this time?

  2. Baconthief

    I have a feeling that that server broadcast about heavy winds was for khel and his glorious hair

    1. MonkeyCoffee

      MonkeyCoffee

      His hair is fabulous.

    2. Kairn.

      Kairn.

      Aye? But 'ye dun 'ave anneh beard teh blow along wit' it.

    3. Quavinir_Twiceborn

      Quavinir_Twiceborn

      Agreed.

  3. Baconthief

    Khel is on an elf hunt : )

    1. MamaBearJade

      MamaBearJade

      0.0 *hides*

    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      High Elf, elf hunt.

    3. WuHanXianShi14

      WuHanXianShi14

      If this is who I think it is you're hunting. Whoooo finalleh :O

  4. Baconthief

    Gots lots of ideas when I come back *Evil laugh*

    1. Braxis

      Braxis

      im not bullying your kids

    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Oh, okay. That's good to hear

    3. Braxis

      Braxis

      I did not take one either now, dont worry

  5. Baconthief

    Coming home now from The UK; however, I'll be staying in Dallas for a short time after. Expect crazy things from khel on my return :)

    1. BrandNewKitten

      BrandNewKitten

      I live in Dallas.

    2. Gunner

      Gunner

      QUICK KHEL, RUN!

    3. Mithradites

      Mithradites

      Ol' Kitten's a Texas lad! Yeeehaw!

  6. Baconthief

    You wanted Game of thrones? Well, I think it just happened, who is emperor XD

    1. ARCHITECUS

      ARCHITECUS

      Crusader Queens III - it is now oren

    2. Emenzi

      Emenzi

      Mog said he had edicts and stuff to write, i'm sure it will be clarified soon.

    3. BrandNewKitten

      BrandNewKitten

      Iatrilemar will be the first high elf emperor and the emperor Anthos deserves.

  7. Baconthief
    1. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Trogdor!!!

    2. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      2METAL4ME

    3. Shadeleaf

      Shadeleaf

      I paused Peter Hollens for this.

  8. Baconthief

    Okay, if anyone sees my online tomorrow, tell me to get offline instantly. I will be suffering from post-surgery highness and I don't wanna spread that to the server

    1. Jexdane

      Jexdane

      ..now I want to have a Skype call with you tomorrow Bacon. Just how crazy will you be?

    2. VonAulus

      VonAulus

      No, instead record the encounter.

    3. Agent Miller

      Agent Miller

      Better, do a skype and record the audio or video for teh lulz :P

  9. Baconthief
    http://gyazo.com/f89fa22a3616b0d86166ddf42d95618a
    1. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Lol XD

    2. Kaun

      Kaun

      x3

    3. ARCHITECUS

      ARCHITECUS

      lol :))))))))))))))))

  10. Baconthief
    http://www.lordofthecraft.net/forum/index.php?/topic/57506-lotc-show-yourself-thread-official/page-377 Like Arzota's comment. The # of likes = the number of pictures he will take
    1. Shadeleaf

      Shadeleaf

      Oh this isn't going to end well...

    2. Aengoth

      Aengoth

      Do it folks!

    3. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      You cannot back out now! We are counting on you

  11. Baconthief

    Sacasm always gets me in trouble, no one understands my superior sense of humor

    1. 5678

      5678

      My sarcasm is so advanced people actually think I'm stupid

    2. Gemmylou

      Gemmylou

      Sarcasm is my second language and no one gets me.

    3. WuHanXianShi14

      WuHanXianShi14

      Obviously, Sarcasm is an inferior form of humour.

  12. Baconthief

    Citizens of Malinor: Elves Citizens of Haelun'or: Vulkans

    1. ToenailTickler

      ToenailTickler

      Romulans

    2. Samoblivion

      Samoblivion

      Romulans, **** yeah.

    3. Lego XBOX

      Lego XBOX

      Romulans are the Elves not from Malinor

  13. Baconthief

    It's always a good day in the forest of malinor when you convience an elf to not marry a human :)

    1. Sporadic

      Sporadic

      Agreed.

    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Feel like I made a point for team-elf

    3. Draeris

      Draeris

      Are you talking about me convincing a elf to marry me..?

  14. Baconthief

    You guys are nothing but a bunch of magicless muggles

    1. MamaBearJade

      MamaBearJade

      Excuse me? I am not a muggle. I am a Pureblood. I prefer to keep away from mudbloods and muggles. XP jkjk

    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      I was not talking to you obviously :)

    3. Mingpow321

      Mingpow321

      hufflepuff pwide

  15. Baconthief

    If people are not having enough rp, you can have some of mine

    1. DecoLamb

      DecoLamb

      I'll take some if you ever empty yer forum messages >:I

    2. Mithradites

      Mithradites

      Does it involve science?

    3. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      No, it's dealing with simple complaints and general nonsensical tasks

  16. Baconthief

    You know you've made it when people start naming their characters after yours

    1. Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Nah, when people start trolling in the name of your character on the LotC facebook page :\

    2. Sporadic

      Sporadic

      well it IS an awesome name...

    3. Arkelos

      Arkelos

      bael you have an awesome name, they're just jealous.

  17. Baconthief

    What exactly are today's youth being taught pirates were? http://i.imgur.com/H8VcxB1.jpg

    1. Birdwhisperer

      Birdwhisperer

    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      ^^

      You get it

    3. argonian

      argonian

      They're being thought to only download COPIES of other people's stuff.

  18. Baconthief

    Elven, biracial couples make Malin want to cry

    1. Heff

      Heff

      yus

    2. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      word no more halfelf ninja potatoes

    3. WuHanXianShi14

      WuHanXianShi14

      You should make fun of Arty's dead half human uchild. Im sire he'll take ituhil

  19. Baconthief

    I log in for the first time in a very long time, and the order of saint a-something thought I was a gm? Didn't know I made that much of an impact.

    1. Volutional

      Volutional

      ;)

    2. cmack1028

      cmack1028

      become a halfling mang

    3. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      How's the halfing community? I want something casual and not demanding at all.

  20. Baconthief

    Hello outlanders

    1. Samoblivion

      Samoblivion

      N'wah.

    2. Eleatic

      Eleatic

      S'wit.

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Lord Vivec.

  21. Baconthief

    slept for 17 hours :)

    1. Lima

      Lima

      You need a lot of prep for a warclaim, be there.

    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Oh right, forgot about that ****

    3. Nug

      Nug

      how

  22. Baconthief

    The golden pools are being reconstructed to be utilized for dark elf plumming

    1. Leetles

      Leetles

      Lol, the special pools for the dark elven mating :P

    2. Blundermore

      Blundermore

      Those pools aren't golden by choice anymore... smell is pretty bad as well.

    3. Dakirennis

      Dakirennis

      If I catch anyone mating in our toilets I swear I'll end em.

  23. Baconthief

    You're all cat loving socialists.

    1. hellfiazz

      hellfiazz

      I'm no god-dammed cat lover you capitalist imperialist pig.

    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      You dissin 'Merica, boy?

    3. hellfiazz

      hellfiazz

      America is a hive of decadence and corruption!!!

  24. Baconthief
    http://i.imgur.com/o2HDG0p.png Yup, that's right. We're protoss
    1. Moot

      Moot

      Get off my turf, you scum.

    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      When you start thinking gold is an impure color, you can become protoss. . .who use a lot of gold

    3. Goldrim

      Goldrim

      Did someone say gold.

  25. Baconthief

    In D&D there is a group of halflings that ride on raptors http://gyazo.com/6b116d65c5100172a4effdd126419c10

    1. meg

      meg

      *sheds a tear* b-beautiful

    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      I know what I write lore on next. Sorry heff, but improper have raptors.

    3. Merkaken

      Merkaken

      ... I feel ashamed of myself for not thinking of this.

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